C. BUCKET.

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_From Mr. Pickwick to Mr. Perker_, _Solicitor_, _Gray’s Inn_.

Sainte Pélagie, May 28.

DEAR PERKER,—For heaven’s sake come over here at once, bringing some one

who can speak French, and bail me out, or whatever the process of their

law may be. I have been arrested, illegally and without warrant, at the

house of a scientific friend, Count Fosco, where I had been supping. As

far as I can understand, I am accused of a plot against the life of the

Emperor of the French; but the whole proceedings have been unintelligible

and arbitrary to a degree. I cannot think that an English citizen will

be allowed to perish by the guillotine—innocent and practically unheard!

Please bring linen and brushes, &c., but not Sam, who would be certain to

embroil himself with the French police. I am writing to the _Times_ and

Lord Palmerston.—Sincerely yours,

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