SAMUEL PICKWICK.

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_From Inspector Bucket to M. Lecoq_.

May 26, 1 A.M.

MY DEAR SIR,—We have taken your man without difficulty. Bald,

benevolent-looking, stout, perhaps fancies himself like Napoleon; if so,

is deceived. We nabbed him asleep over his liquor and alone, at the

address you meant to give, 5 Forest Road, St. John’s Wood. The house was

empty, servants out, not a soul but him at home. He speaks English well

for a foreigner, and tries to make out he is a British subject. Was

rather confused when took, and kept ejaculating “Cold Punch,” apparently

with the hope of persuading us that such was his name or alias. He also

called for one Sam—probably an accomplice. He travels to Calais to-day

as a lunatic patient in a strait-waistcoat, under charge of four

“keepers” belonging to the force; and I trust that you have made

preparations for receiving your prisoner, and that our management of the

case has given satisfaction. What I like is doing business with a man

like you. We may not be so smart nor so clever at disguises as the

French profession, but we flatter ourselves we are punctual and

cautious.—Faithfully yours,

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