"Hello? Stop the presses! Tear out the front page! I've got a scoop for
you. SCOOP. Take this down:
"I, Joe Spaceman, have defected from the Monolithians. You can quote me
on that. You got that so far?... What the hell do you mean, put it in
a letter? You think I'm crazy?... Listen, you imbecile, if you don't
know an exclusive when you hear it, you'd better go back to journalism
school."