XVIII. IN THE JUNGLE (a) THE MARCH TO MERU

Now, one day we left the Isiola River and cut across on a long upward

slant to the left. In a very short time we had left the plains, and were

adrift in an ocean of brown grass that concealed all but the bobbing

loads atop the safari, and over which we could only see when mounted. It

was glorious feed, apparently, but it contained very few animals for all

that. An animal could without doubt wax fat and sleek therein: but only

to furnish light and salutary meals to beasts of prey. Long grass makes

easy stalking. We saw a few ostriches, some giraffe, and three or

four singly adventurous oryx. The ripening grasses were softer than a

rippling field grain; and even more beautiful in their umber and browns.

Although apparently we travelled a level, nevertheless in the extreme

distance the plains of our hunting were dropping below, and the far off

mountains were slowly rising above the horizon. On the other side were

two very green hills, looking nearly straight up and down, and through a

cleft the splintered snow-clad summit of Mt. Kenia.

At length this gentle foothill slope broke over into rougher country.

Then, in the pass, we came upon many parallel beaten paths, wider and

straighter than the game trails-native tracks. That night we camped in

a small, round valley under some glorious trees, with green grass around

us; a refreshing contrast after the desert brown. In the distance ahead

stood a big hill, and at its base we could make out amid the tree-green,

the straight slim smoke of many fires and the threads of many roads.

We began our next morning's march early, and we dropped over the hill

into a wide, cultivated valley. Fields of grain, mostly rape, were

planted irregularly among big scattered trees. The morning air, warming

under the sun, was as yet still, and carried sound well. The cooing,

chattering and calling of thousands of birds mingled with shouts and the

clapping together of pieces of wood. As we came closer we saw that every

so often scaffolds had been erected overlooking the grain, and on these

scaffolds naked boys danced and yelled and worked clappers to scare the

birds from the crops. They seemed to put a great deal of rigour into the

job; whether from natural enthusiasm or efficient direful supervision I

could not say. Certainly they must have worked in watches, however; no

human being could keep up that row continuously for a single day, let

alone the whole season of ripening grain. As we passed they fell silent

and stared their fill.

On the banks of a boggy little stream that we had to flounder across we

came on a gentleman and lady travelling. They were a tall, well formed

pair, mahogany in colour, with the open, pleasant expression of most of

these jungle peoples. The man wore a string around his waist into which

was thrust a small leafy branch; the woman had on a beautiful skirt made

by halving a banana leaf, using the stem as belt, and letting the leaf

part hang down as a skirt. Shortly after meeting these people we turned

sharp to the right on a well beaten road.

For nearly two weeks we were to follow this road, so it may be as well

to get an idea of it. Its course was a segment of about a sixth of the

circle of Kenia's foothills. With Kenia itself as a centre, this road

swung among the lower elevations about the base of that great mountain.

Its course was mainly down and up hundreds of the canyons radiating from

the main peak, and over the ridges between them. No sooner were we down,

than we had to climb up; and no sooner were we up, than once more down

we had to plunge. At times, however, we crossed considerable plateaus.

Most of this country was dense jungle, so dense that we could not see

on either side more than fifteen or twenty feet. Occasionally, atop the

ridges, however, we would come upon small open parks. In these jungles

live millions of human beings.

At once, as soon as we had turned into the main road, we began to meet

people. In the grain fields of the valley we saw only the elevated boys,

and a few men engaged in weaving a little house perched on stilts. We

came across some of these little houses all completed, with conical

roofs. They were evidently used for granaries. As we mounted the slope

on the other side, however, the trees closed in, and we found ourselves

marching down the narrow aisle of the jungle itself.

It was a dense and beautiful jungle, with very tall trees and the

deepest shade; and the impenetrable tangle to the edge of the track.

Among the trees were the broad leaves of bananas and palms, the fling

of leafy vines. Over the track these leaned, so that we rode through

splashing and mottling shade. Nothing could have seemed wilder than

this apparently impenetrable and yet we had ridden but a short distance

before we realized that we were in fact passing through cultivated land.

It was, again, only a difference in terms. Native cultivation in this

district rarely consists of clearing land and planting crops in due

order, but in leaving the forest proper as it is, and in planting

foodstuffs haphazard wherever a tiny space can be made for even three

hills of corn or a single banana. Thus they add to rather than subtract

from the typical density of the jungle. At first, we found, it took some

practice to tell a farm when we saw it.

From the track narrow little paths wound immediately out of sight.

Sometimes we saw a wisp of smoke rising above the undergrowth and

eddying in the tops of the trees. Long vine ropes swung from point to

point, hung at intervals with such matters as feathers, bones, miniature

shields, carved sticks, shells and clappers: either as magic or to keep

off the birds. From either side the track we were conscious always of

bright black eyes watching us. Sometimes we caught a glimpse of their

owners crouched in the bush, concealed behind banana leaves, motionless

and straight against a tree trunk. When they saw themselves observed

they vanished without a sound.

The upper air was musical with birds, and bright with the flutter of

their wings. Rarely did we see them long enough to catch a fair idea of

their size and shape. They flashed from shade to shade, leaving only

an impression of brilliant colour. There were some exceptions: as the

widower-bird, dressed all in black, with long trailing wing-plumes of

which he seemed very proud; and the various sorts of green pigeons and

parrots. There were many flowering shrubs and trees, and the air was

laden with perfume. Strange, too, it seemed to see tall trees with

leaves three or four feet long and half as many wide.

We were riding a mile or so ahead of the safari. At first we were

accompanied only by our gunbearers and syces. Before long, however, we

began to accumulate a following.

This consisted at first of a very wonderful young man, probably a

chief's son. He carried a long bright spear, wore a short sword thrust

through a girdle, had his hair done in three wrapped queues, one over

each temple and one behind, and was generally brought to a high state

of polish by means of red earth and oil. About his knee he wore a little

bell that jingled pleasingly at every step. From one shoulder hung a

goat-skin cloak embroidered with steel beads. A small package neatly

done up in leaves probably contained his lunch. He teetered along with a

mincing up and down step, every movement, and the expression of his face

displaying a fatuous self-satisfaction. When we looked back again this

youth had magically become two. Then appeared two women and a white

goat. All except the goat were dressed for visiting, with long chains of

beads, bracelets and anklets, and heavy ornaments in the distended ear

lobes. The manner people sprang apparently out of the ground was very

disconcerting. It was a good deal like those fairy-story moving pictures

where a wave of the wand produces beautiful ladies. By half an hour

we had acquired a long retinue-young warriors, old men, women and

innumerable children. After we had passed, the new recruits stepped

quietly from the shadow of the jungle and fell in. Every one with

nothing much to do evidently made up his mind he might as well go to

Meru now as any other time.

Also we met a great number of people going in the other direction. Women

were bearing loads of yams. Chiefs' sons minced along, their spears

poised in their left hands at just the proper angle, their bangles

jingling, their right hands carried raised in a most affected manner.

Their social ease was remarkable, especially in contrast with the

awkwardness of the lower poverty-stricken or menial castes. The latter

drew one side to let us pass, and stared. Our chiefs' sons, on the other

hand, stepped springingly and beamingly forward; spat carefully in their

hands (we did the same); shook hands all down the line: exchanged

a long-drawn “moo-o-ga!” with each of us; and departed at the same

springing rapid gait. The ordinary warriors greeted us, but did not

offer to shake hands, thank goodness! There were a great many of them.

Across the valleys and through the open spaces the sun, as it struck

down the trail, was always flashing back from distant spears. Twice we

met flocks of sheep being moved from one point to another. Three or four

herdsmen and innumerable small boys seemed to be in charge. Occasionally

we met a real chief or headman of a village, distinguished by the

fact that he or a servant carried a small wooden stool. With these

dignitaries we always stopped to exchange friendly words.

These comprised the travelling public. The resident public also showed

itself quite in evidence. Once our retainers had become sufficiently

numerous to inspire confidence, the jungle people no longer hid. On

the contrary, they came out to the very edge of the track to exchange

greetings. They were very good-natured, exceedingly well-formed, and

quite jocular with our boys. Especially did our suave and elegant Simba

sparkle. This resident public, called from its daily labours and duties,

did not always show as gaudy a make-up as did the dressed-up travelling

public. Banana leaves were popular wear, and seemed to us at once pretty

and fresh. To be sure some had rather withered away; but even wool will

shrink. We saw some grass skirts, like the Sunday-school pictures.

At noon we stopped under a tree by a little stream for lunch. Before

long a dozen women were lined up in front of us staring at Billy with

all their might. She nodded and smiled at them. Thereupon they sent

one of their number away. The messenger returned after a few moments

carrying a bunch of the small eating bananas which she laid at our feet.

Billy fished some beads out of her saddle bags, and presented them.

Friendly relations having been thus fully established, two or three of

the women scurried hastily away, to return a few moments later each with

her small child. To these infants they carefully and earnestly pointed

out Billy and her wonders, talking in a tongue unknown to us. The

admonition undoubtedly ran something like this:

“Now, my child, look well at this: for when you get to be a very old

person you will be able to look back at the day when with your own

eyes you beheld a white woman. See all the strange things she wears-and

HASN'T she a funny face?”

We offered these bung-eyed and totally naked youngsters various bribes

in the way of beads, the tinfoil from chocolate, and even a small piece

of the chocolate itself. Most of them howled and hid their faces against

their mothers. The mothers looked scandalized, and hypocritically

astounded, and mortified.

They made remarks, still in an unknown language, but which much past

experience enabled me to translate very readily:

“I don't know what has got into little Willie,” was the drift of it. “I

have never known him to act this way before. Why, only yesterday I was

saying to his father that it really seemed as though that child NEVER

cried-”

It made me feel quite friendly and at home.

Now at last came two marvellous and magnificent personages before

whom the women and children drew back to a respectful distance. These

potentates squatted down and smiled at us engagingly. Evidently this was

a really important couple, so we called up Simba, who knew the language,

and had a talk.

They were old men, straight, and very tall, with the hawk-faced,

high-headed dignity of the true aristocrat. Their robes were voluminous,

of some short-haired skins, beautifully embroidered. Around their arms

were armlets of polished buffalo horn. They wore most elaborate ear

ornaments, and long cased marquise rings extending well beyond the first

joints of the fingers. Very fine old gentlemen. They were quite unarmed.

After appropriate greetings, we learned that these were the chief

and his prime minister of a nearby village hidden in the jungle. We

exchanged polite phrases; then offered tobacco. This was accepted.

From the jungle came a youth carrying more bananas. We indicated our

pleasure. The old men arose with great dignity and departed, sweeping

the women and children before them.

We rode on. Our acquired retinue, which had waited at a respectful

distance, went on too. I suppose they must have desired the prestige

of being attached to Our Persons. In the depths of the forest Billy

succumbed to the temptation to bargain, and made her first trade. Her

prize was a long water gourd strapped with leather and decorated with

cowry shells. Our boys were completely scandalized at the price she paid

for it, so I fear the wily savage got ahead of her.

About the middle of the afternoon we sat down to wait for the safari to

catch up. It would never do to cheat our boys out of their anticipated

grand entrance to the Government post at Meru. We finally debouched

from the forest to the great clearing at the head of a most impressive

procession, flags flying, oryx horns blowing, boys chanting and beating

the sides of their loads with the safari sticks. As there happened to be

gathered, at this time, several thousand of warriors for the purpose

of a council, or shauri, with the District Commissioner we had just the

audience to delight our barbaric hearts.

(b) MERU

The Government post at Meru is situated in a clearing won from the

forest on the first gentle slopes of Kenia's ranges. The clearing is a

very large one, and on it the grass grows green and short, like a lawn.

It resembles, as much as anything else, the rolling, beautiful downs

of a first-class country club, and the illusion is enhanced by the

Commissioner's house among some trees atop a hill. Well-kept roadways

railed with rustic fences lead from the house to the native quarters

lying in the hollow and to the Government offices atop another hill.

Then also there are the quarters of the Nubian troops; round low houses

with conical grass roofs.

These, and the presence everywhere of savages, rather take away from

the first country-club effect. A corral seemed full of a seething mob of

natives; we found later that this was the market, a place of exchange.

Groups wandered idly here and there across the greensward; and other

groups sat in circles under the shade of trees, each man's spear stuck

in the ground behind him. At stated points were the Nubians, fine, tall,

black, soldierly men, with red fez, khaki shirt, and short breeches,

bare knees and feet, spiral puttees, and a broad red sash of webbing.

One of these soldiers assigned us a place to camp. We directed our

safari there, and then immediately rode over to pay our respects to the

Commissioner.

The latter, Horne by name, greeted us with the utmost cordiality, and

offered us cool drinks. Then we accompanied him to a grand shauri or

council of chiefs.

Horne was a little chap, dressed in flannels and a big slouch hat,

carrying only a light rawhide whip, with very little of the dignity and

“side” usually considered necessary in dealing with wild natives. The

post at Meru had been established only two years, among a people that

had always been very difficult, and had only recently ceased open

hostilities. Nevertheless in that length of time Horne's personal

influence had won them over to positive friendliness. He had, moreover,

done the entire construction work of the post itself; and this we now

saw to be even more elaborate than we had at first realized. Irrigating

ditches ran in all directions brimming with clear mountain water; the

roads and paths were rounded, graded and gravelled; the houses were

substantial, well built and well kept; fences, except of course the

rustic, were whitewashed; the native quarters and “barracks” were well

ranged and in perfect order. The place looked ten years old instead of

only two.

We followed Horne to an enclosure, outside the gate of which were

stacked a great number of spears. Inside we found the owners of those

spears squatted before the open side of a small, three-walled building

containing a table and a chair. Horne placed himself in the chair,

lounged back, and hit the table smartly with his rawhide whip. From the

centre of the throng an old man got up and made quite a long speech.

When he had finished another did likewise. All was carried out with the

greatest decorum. After four or five had thus spoken, Horne, without

altering his lounging attitude, spoke twenty or thirty words, rapped

again on the table with his rawhide whip, and immediately came over to

us.

“Now,” said he cheerfully, “we'll have a game of golf.”

That was amusing, but not astonishing. Most of us have at one time or

another laid out a scratch hole or so somewhere in the vacant lot. We

returned to the house, Horne produced a sufficiency of clubs, and we

sallied forth. Then came the surprise of our life! We played eighteen

holes-eighteen, mind you-over an excellently laid-out and kept-up

course! The fair greens were cropped short and smooth by a well-managed

small herd of sheep; the putting greens were rolled, and in perfect

order; bunkers had been located at the correct distances; there

were water hazards in the proper spots. In short, it was a genuine,

scientific, well-kept golf course. Over it played Horne, solitary except

on the rare occasions when he and his assistant happened to be at the

post at the same time. The nearest white man was six days' journey;

the nearest small civilization 196 miles.* The whole affair was most

astounding.

* Which was, in turn, over three hundred miles from the

next.

Our caddies were grinning youngsters a good deal like the Gold

Dust Twins. They wore nothing but our golf bags. Afield were other

supernumerary caddies: one in case we sliced, one in case we pulled,

and one in case we drove straight ahead. Horne explained that unlimited

caddies were easier to get than unlimited golf balls. I can well believe

it.

F. joined forces with Horne against B. and me for a grand international

match. I regret to state that America was defeated by two holes.

We returned to find our camp crowded with savages. In a short time we

had established trade relations and were doing a brisk business. Two

years before we should have had to barter exclusively; but now, thanks

to Horne's attempt to collect an annual hut tax, money was some good. We

had, however, very good luck with bright blankets and cotton cloth.

Our beads did not happen here to be in fashion. Probably three months

earlier or later we might have done better with them. The feminine mind

here differs in no basic essential from that of civilization. Fashions

change as rapidly, as often and as completely in the jungle as in Paris.

The trader who brings blue beads when blue beads have “gone out” might

just as well have stayed at home. We bought a number of the pretty

“marquise” rings for four cents apiece (our money), some war clubs or

rungas for the same, several spears, armlets, stools and the like. Billy

thought one of the short, soft skin cloaks embroidered with steel beads

might be nice to hang on the wall. We offered a youth two rupees for

one. This must have been a high price, for every man in hearing of the

words snatched off his cloak and rushed forward holding it out. As that

reduced his costume to a few knick-knacks, Billy retired from the busy

mart until we could arrange matters.

We dined with Horne. His official residence was most interesting. The

main room was very high to beams and a grass-thatched roof, with a

well-brushed earth floor covered with mats. It contained comfortable

furniture, a small library, a good phonograph, tables, lamps and the

like. When the mountain chill descended, Horne lit a fire in a coal-oil

can with a perforated bottom. What little smoke was produced by the

clean burning wood lost itself far aloft. Leopard skins and other

trophies hung on the wall. We dined in another room at a well-appointed

table. After dinner we sat up until the unheard of hour of ten o'clock

discussing at length many matters that interested us. Horne told us of

his personal bodyguard consisting of one son from each chief of his wide

district. These youths were encouraged to make as good an appearance

as possible, and as a consequence turned out in the extreme of savage

gorgeousness. Horne spoke of them carelessly as a “matter of policy in

keeping the different tribes well disposed,” but I thought he was at

heart a little proud of them. Certainly, later and from other sources,

we heard great tales of their endurance, devotion and efficiency. Also

we heard that Horne had cut in half his six months' leave (earned

by three years' continuous service in the jungle) to hurry back from

England because he could not bear the thought of being absent from the

first collection of the hut tax! He is a good man.

We said good-night to him and stepped from the lighted house into

the vast tropical night. The little rays of our lantern showed us the

inequalities of the ground, and where to step across the bubbling,

little irrigation streams. But thousands of stars insisted on a

simplification. The broad, rolling meadows of the clearing lay half

guessed in the dim light; and about its edge was the velvet band of

the forest, dark and mysterious, stretching away for leagues into the

jungle. From it near at hand, far away, came the rhythmic beating of

solemn great drums, and the rising and falling chants of the savage

peoples.

(C) THE CHIEFS

We left Meru well observed by a very large audience, much to the delight

of our safari boys, who love to show off. We had acquired fourteen more

small boys, or totos, ranging in age from eight to twelve years. These

had been fitted out by their masters to alleviate their original shenzi

appearance of savagery. Some had ragged blankets, which they had already

learned to twist turban wise around their heads; others had ragged

old jerseys reaching to their knees, or the wrecks of full-grown

undershirts; one or two even sported baggy breeches a dozen sizes too

large. Each carried his little load, proudly, atop his head like a real

porter, sufurias or cooking pots, the small bags of potio, and the like.

Inside a mile they had gravitated together and with the small boy's

relish for imitation and for playing a game, had completed a miniature

safari organization of their own. Thenceforth they marched in a compact

little company, under orders of their “headman.” They marched very well,

too, straight and proud and tireless. Of course we inspected their loads

to see that they were not required to carry too much for their strength;

but, I am bound to say, we never discovered an attempt at overloading.

In fact, the toto brigade was treated very well indeed. M'ganga

especially took great interest in their education and welfare. One of

my most vivid camp recollections is that of M'ganga, very benign and

didactic, seated on a chop box and holding forth to a semicircle of

totos squatted on the ground before him. On reaching camp totos had

several clearly defined duties: they must pick out good places for their

masters' individual camps, they must procure cooking stones, they must

collect kindling wood and start fires, they must fill the sufurias with

water and set them over to boil. In the meantime, their masters were

attending to the pitching of the bwana's camp. The rest of the time the

toto played about quite happily, and did light odd jobs, or watched most

attentively while his master showed him small details of a safari-boy's

duty, or taught him simple handicraft. Our boys seemed to take great

pains with their totos and to try hard to teach them.

Also at Meru we had acquired two cocks and four hens of the ridiculously

small native breed. These rode atop the loads: their feet were tied to

the cords and there they swayed and teetered and balanced all day long,

apparently quite happy and interested. At each new camp site they were

released and went scratching and clucking around among the tents. They

lent our temporary quarters quite a settled air of domesticity. We named

the cocks Gaston and Alphonse and somehow it was rather fine, in

the blackness before dawn, to hear these little birds crowing

stout-heartedly against the great African wilderness. Neither Gaston,

Alphonse nor any of their harem were killed and eaten by their owners;

but seemed rather to fulfil the function of household pets.

Along the jungle track we met swarms of people coming in to the post.

One large native safari composed exclusively of women were transporting

loads of trade goods for the Indian trader. They carried their burdens

on their backs by means of a strap passing over the top of the head; our

own “tump line” method. The labour seemed in no way to have dashed their

spirits, for they grinned at us, and joked merrily with our boys. Along

the way, every once in a while, we came upon people squatted down behind

small stocks of sugarcane, yams, bananas, and the like. With these our

boys did a brisk trade. Little paths led mysteriously into the jungle.

Down them came more savages to greet us. Everybody was most friendly and

cheerful, thanks to Horne's personal influence. Two years before this

same lot had been hostile. From every hidden village came the headmen

or chiefs. They all wanted to shake hands-the ordinary citizen never

dreamed of aspiring to that honour-and they all spat carefully into

their palms before they did so. This all had to be done in passing; for

ordinary village headmen it was beneath Our Dignity to draw rein. Once

only we broke over this rule. That was in the case of an old fellow with

white hair who managed to get so tangled up in the shrubbery that he

could not get to us. He was so frantic with disappointment that we made

an exception and waited.

About three miles out, we lost one of our newly acquired totos. Reason:

an exasperated parent who had followed from Meru for the purpose of

reclaiming his runaway offspring. The latter was dragged off howling.

Evidently he, like some of his civilized cousins, had “run away to join

the circus.” As nearly as we could get at it, the rest of the totos, as

well as the nine additional we picked up before we quitted the jungle,

had all come with their parents' consent. In fact, we soon discovered

that we could buy any amount of good sound totos, not house broke

however, for an average of half a rupee (16-1/2 cents) apiece.

The road was very much up and down hill over the numerous ridges that

star-fish out from Mt. Kenia. We would climb down steep trails from 200

to 800 feet (measured by aneroid), cross an excellent mountain stream of

crystalline dashing water, and climb out again. The trails of course had

no notion of easy grades. It was very hard work, especially for men with

loads; and it would have been impossible on account of the heat were

it not for the numerous streams. On the slopes and in the bottoms

were patches of magnificent forest; on the crests was the jungle, and

occasionally an outlook over extended views. The birds and the strange

tropical big-leaved trees were a constant delight-exotic and strange.

Billy was in a heaven of joy, for her specialty in Africa was plants,

seeds and bulbs, for her California garden. She had syces, gunbearers

and tent boys all climbing, shaking branches, and generally pawing

about.

This idiosyncracy of Billy's puzzled our boys hugely. At first they

tried telling her that everything was poisonous; but when that did not

work, they resigned themselves to their fate. In fact, some of the most

enterprising like Memba Sasa, Kitaru, and, later, Kongoni used of their

own accord to hunt up and bring in seeds and blossoms. They did not in

the least understand what it was for; and it used to puzzle them

hugely until out of sheer pity for their uneasiness, I implied that the

Memsahib collected “medicine.” That was rational, so the wrinkled brow

of care was smoothed. From this botanical trait, Billy got her native

name of “Beebee Kooletta”--“The Lady Who Says: Go Get That.” For in

Africa every white man has a name by which he is known among the native

people. If you would get news of your friends, you must know their local

cognomens-their own white man names will not do at all. For example,

I was called either Bwana Machumwani or Bwana N'goma. The former means

merely Master Four-eyes, referring to my glasses. The precise meaning of

the latter is a matter much disputed between myself and Billy. An N'goma

is a native dance, consisting of drum poundings, chantings, and hoppings

around. Therefore I translate myself (most appropriately) as the

Master who Makes Merry. On the other hand, Billy, with true feminine

indirectness, insists that it means “The Master who Shouts and Howls.” I

leave it to any fairminded reader.

About the middle of the morning we met a Government runner, a proud

youth, young, lithe, with many ornaments and bangles; his red skin

glistening; the long blade of his spear, bound around with a red strip

to signify his office, slanting across his shoulder; his buffalo hide

shield slung from it over his back; the letter he was bearing stuck in

a cleft stick and carried proudly before him as a priest carries a cross

to the heathen-in the pictures. He was swinging along at a brisk pace,

but on seeing us drew up and gave us a smart military salute.

At one point where the path went level and straight for some distance,

we were riding in an absolute solitude. Suddenly from the jungle on

either side and about fifty yards ahead of us leaped a dozen women. They

were dressed in grass skirts, and carried long narrow wooden shields

painted white and brown. These they clashed together, shrieked shrilly,

and charged down on us at full speed. When within a few yards of

our horses noses they came to a sudden halt, once more clashed their

shields, shrieked, turned and scuttled away as fast as their legs

could carry them. At a hundred yards they repeated the performance; and

charged back at us again. Thus advancing and retreating, shrieking high,

hitting the wooden shields with resounding crash, they preceded our slow

advance for a half mile or so. Then at some signal unperceived by us

they vanished abruptly into the jungle. Once more we rode forward in

silence and in solitude. Why they did it I could not say.

Of this tissue were our days made. At noon our boys plucked us each two

or three banana leaves which they spread down for us to lie on. Then

we dozed through the hot hours in great comfort, occasionally waking to

blue sky through green trees, or to peer idly into the tangled jungle.

At two o'clock or a little later we would arouse ourselves reluctantly

and move on. The safari we had dimly heard passing us an hour before.

In this country of the direct track we did not attempt to accompany our

men.

The end of the day's march found us in a little clearing where we could

pitch camp. Generally this was atop a ridge, so that the boys had some

distance to carry water; but that disadvantage was outweighed by the

cleared space. Sometimes we found ourselves hemmed in by a wall of

jungle. Again we enjoyed a broad outlook. One such in especial took in

the magnificent, splintered, snow-capped peak of Kenia on the right, a

tremendous gorge and rolling forested mountains straight ahead, and a

great drop to a plain with other and distant mountains to the left. It

was as fine a panoramic view as one could imagine.

Our tents pitched, and ourselves washed and refreshed, we gave audience

to the resident chief, who had probably been waiting. With this

potentate we conversed affably, after the usual expectoratorial

ceremonies. Billy, being a mere woman, did not always come in for this;

but nevertheless she maintained what she called her “quarantine gloves,”

and kept them very handy. We had standing orders with our boys for

basins of hot water to be waiting always behind our tents. After the

usual polite exchanges we informed the chief of our needs-firewood,

perhaps, milk, a sheep or the like. These he furnished. When we left we

made him a present of a few beads, a knife, a blanket or such according

to the value of his contribution.

To me these encounters were some of the most interesting of our many

experiences, for each man differed radically from every other in his

conceptions of ceremony, in his ideas, and in his methods. Our coming

was a good deal of an event, always, and each chief, according to his

temperament and training, tried to do things up properly. And in

that attempt certain basic traits of human nature showed in the very

strongest relief. Thus there are three points of view to take in running

any spectacle: that of the star performer, the stage manager, or the

truly artistic. We encountered well-marked specimens of each. I will

tell you about them.

The star performer knew his stagecraft thoroughly; and in the exposition

of his knowledge he showed incidentally how truly basic are the

principles of stagecraft anywhere.

We were seated under a tree near the banks of a stream eating our lunch.

Before us appeared two tall and slender youths, wreathed in smiles,

engaging, and most attentive to the small niceties of courtesy. We

returned their greeting from our recumbent positions, whereupon they

made preparation to squat down beside us.

“Are you sultans?” we demanded sternly, “that you attempt to sit in Our

Presence,” and we lazily kicked the nearest.

Not at all abashed, but favourably impressed with our transcendent

importance-as we intended-they leaned gracefully on their spears and

entered into conversation. After a few trifles of airy persiflage they

got down to business.

“This,” said they, indicating the tiny flat, “is the most beautiful

place to camp in all the mountains.”

We doubted it.

“Here is excellent water.”

We agreed to that.

“And there is no more water for a journey.”

“You are liars,” we observed politely.

“And near is the village of our chief, who is a great warrior, and will

bring you many presents; the greatest man in these parts.”

“Now you're getting to it,” we observed in English; “you want trade.”

Then in Swahili, “We shall march two hours longer.”

After a few polite phrases they went away. We finished lunch, remounted,

and rode up the trail. At the edge of the canyon we came to a wide

clearing, at the farther side of which was evidently the village in

question. But the merry villagers, down to the last toro, were drawn up

at the edge of the track in a double line through which we rode. They

were very wealthy savages, and wore it all. Bright neck, arm, and leg

ornaments, yards and yards of cowry shells in strings, blue beads of

all sizes (blue beads were evidently “in”), odd scraps and shapes of

embroidered skins, clean shaves and a beautiful polish characterized

this holiday gathering. We made our royal progress between the

serried ranks. About eight or ten seconds after we had passed the last

villager-just the proper dramatic pause, you observe-the bushes parted

and a splendid, straight, springy young man came into view and stepped

smilingly across the space that separated us. And about eight or ten

seconds after his emergence-again just the right dramatic pause-the

bushes parted again to give entrance to four of the quaintest little

dolls of wives. These advanced all abreast, parted, and took up

positions two either side the smiling chief. This youth was evidently

in the height of fashion, his hair braided in a tight queue bound with

skin, his ears dangling with ornaments, heavy necklaces around his neck,

and armlets etc., ad lib. His robe was of fine monkey skin embroidered

with rosettes of beads, and his spear was very long, bright and keen. He

was tall and finely built carried himself with a free, lithe swing. As

the quintette came to halt, the villagers fell silent and our shauri

began.

We drew up and dismounted. We all expectorated as gentlemen.

“These,” said he proudly, “are my beebees.”

We replied that they seemed like excellent beebees and politely inquired

the price of wives thereabout, and also the market for totos. He gave us

to understand that such superior wives as these brought three cows and

twenty sheep apiece, but that you could get a pretty good toto for half

a rupee.

“When we look upon our women,” he concluded grandly, “we find them

good; but when we look upon the white women they are as nothing!”

He completely obliterated the poor little beebees with a magnificent

gesture. They looked very humble and abashed. I was, however, a bit

uncertain as to whether this was intended as a genuine tribute to Billy,

or was meant to console us for having only one to his four.

Now observe the stagecraft of all this: entrance of diplomats,

preliminary conversation introducing the idea of the greatness of

N'Zahgi (for that was his name), chorus of villagers, and, as climax,

dramatic entrance of the hero and heroines. It was pretty well done.

Again we stopped about the middle of the afternoon in an opening on the

rounded top of a hill. While waiting for the safari to come up, Billy

wandered away fifty or sixty yards to sit under a big tree. She did not

stay long. Immediately she was settled, a dozen women and young girls

surrounded her. They were almost uproariously good-natured, but Billy

was probably the first white woman they had ever seen, and they intended

to make the most of her. Every item of her clothes and equipment they

examined minutely, handled and discussed. When she told them with great

dignity to go away, they laughed consumedly, fairly tumbling into each

other's arms with excess of joy. Billy tried to gather her effects for a

masterly retreat, but found the press of numbers too great. At last she

had to signal for help. One of us wandered over with a kiboko with which

lightly he flicked the legs of such damsels as he could reach. They

scattered like quail, laughing hilariously. Billy was escorted back to

safety.

Shortly after the Chief and his Prime Minister came in. He was a little

old gray-haired gentleman, as spry as a cricket, quite nervous, and very

chatty. We indicated our wants to him, and he retired after enunciating

many words. The safari came in, made camp. We had tea and a bath. The

darkness fell; and still no Chief, no milk, no firewood, no promises

fulfilled. There were plenty of natives around camp, but when we

suggested that they get out and rustle on our behalf, they merely

laughed good-naturedly. We seriously contemplated turning the whole lot

out of camp.

Finally we gave it up, and sat down to our dinner. It was now quite

dark. The askaris had built a little campfire out in front.

Then, far in the distance of the jungle's depths, we heard a faint

measured chanting as of many people coming nearer. From another

direction this was repeated. The two processions approached each other;

their paths converged; the double chanting became a chorus that grew

moment by moment. We heard beneath the wild weird minors the rhythmic

stamping of feet, and the tapping of sticks. The procession debouched

from the jungle's edge into the circle of the firelight. Our old chief

led, accompanied by a bodyguard in all the panoply of war: ostrich

feather circlets enclosing the head and face, shields of bright

heraldry, long glittering spears. These were followed by a dozen of the

quaintest solemn dolls of beebees dressed in all the white cowry shells,

beads and brass the royal treasury afforded, very earnest, very much

on inspection, every little head uplifted, singing away just as hard as

ever they could. Each carried a gourd of milk, a bunch of bananas, some

sugarcane, yams or the like. Straight to the fire marched the pageant.

Then the warriors dividing right and left, drew up facing each other

in two lines, struck their spears upright in the ground, and stood at

attention. The quaint brown little women lined up to close the end of

this hollow square, of which our group was, roughly speaking, the

fourth side. Then all came to attention. The song now rose to a wild

and ecstatic minor chanting. The beebees, still singing, one by one cast

their burdens between the files and at our feet in the middle of the

hollow square. Then they continued their chant, singing away at the tops

of their little lungs, their eyes and teeth showing, their pretty bodies

held rigidly upright. The warriors, very erect and military, stared

straight ahead.

And the chief? Was he the centre of the show, the important leading man,

to the contemplation of whom all these glories led? Not at all! This

particular chief did not have the soul of a leading man, but rather the

soul of a stage manager. Quite forgetful of himself and his part in the

spectacle, his brow furrowed with anxiety, he was flittering from one to

another of the performers. He listened carefully to each singer in turn,

holding his hand behind his ear to catch the individual note, striking

one on the shoulder in admonition, nodding approval at another. He

darted unexpectedly across to scrutinize a warrior, in the chance of

catching a flicker of the eyelid even. Nary a flicker! They did their

stage manager credit, and stood like magnificent bronzes. He even ran

across to peer into our own faces to see how we liked it.

With a sudden crescendo the music stopped. Involuntarily we broke

into handclapping. The old boy looked a bit startled at this, but we

explained to him, and he seemed very pleased. We then accepted formally

the heap of presents, by touching them-and in turn passed over a

blanket, a box of matches, and two needles, together with beads for the

beebees. Then F., on an inspiration, produced his flashlight. This made

a tremendous sensation. The women tittered and giggled and blinked as

its beams were thrown directly into their eyes; the chief's sons grinned

and guffawed; the chief himself laughed like a pleased schoolboy, and

seemed never to weary of the sudden shutting on and off of the switch.

But the trusty Spartan warriors, standing still in their formation

behind their planted spears, were not to be shaken. They glared straight

in front of them, even when we held the light within a few inches of

their eyes, and not a muscle quivered!

“It is wonderful! wonderful!” the old man repeated. “Many Government men

have come here, but none have had anything like that! The bwanas must be

very great sultans!”

After the departure of our friends, we went rather grandly to bed. We

always did after any one had called us sultans.

But our prize chief was an individual named M'booley.* Our camp here

also was on a fine cleared hilltop between two streams. After we had

traded for a while with very friendly and prosperous people M'booley

came in. He was young, tall, straight, with a beautiful smooth lithe

form, and his face was hawklike and cleverly intelligent. He carried

himself with the greatest dignity and simplicity, meeting us on an easy

plane of familiarity. I do not know how I can better describe his manner

toward us than to compare it to the manner the member of an exclusive

golf club would use to one who is a stranger, but evidently a guest. He

took our quality for granted; and supposed we must do the same by him,

neither acting as though he considered us “great white men,” nor yet

standing aloof and too respectful. And as the distinguishing feature of

all, he was absolutely without personal ornament.

* Pronounce each o separately.

Pause for a moment to consider what a real advance in esthetic taste

that one little fact stands for. All M'booley's attendants were the

giddiest and gaudiest savages we had yet seen, with more colobus fur,

sleighbells, polished metal, ostrich plumes, and red paint than would

have fitted out any two other royal courts of the jungle. The women too

were wealthy and opulent without limit. It takes considerable perception

among our civilized people to realize that severe simplicity amid ultra

magnificence makes the most effective distinguishing of an individual.

If you do not believe it, drop in at the next ball to which you are

invited. M'booley had fathomed this, and what was more he had the

strength of mind to act on it. Any savage loves finery for its own

sake. His hair was cut short, and shaved away at the edges to leave what

looked like an ordinary close-fitting skull cap. He wore one pair of

plain armlets on his left upper arm and small simple ear-rings. His robe

was black. He had no trace of either oil or paint, nor did he even carry

a spear.

He greeted us with good-humoured ease, and inquired conversationally if

we wanted anything. We suggested wood and milk, whereupon still

smiling, he uttered a few casual words in his own language to no one in

particular. There was no earthly doubt that he was chief. Three of the

most gorgeous and haughty warriors ran out of camp. Shortly long

files of women came in bringing loads of firewood; and others carrying

bananas, yams, sugarcane and a sheep. Truly M'booley did things on a

princely scale. We thanked him. He accepted the thanks with a casual

smile, waved his hand and went on to talk of something else. In due

order our M'ganga brought up one of our best trade blankets, to which we

added a half dozen boxes of matches and a razor.

Now into camp filed a small procession: four women, four children, and

two young men. These advanced to where M'booley was standing smoking

with great satisfaction one of B's tailor-made cigarettes. M'booley

advanced ten feet to meet them, and brought them up to introduce them

one by one in the most formal fashion. These were of course his family,

and we had to confess that they “saw” N'Zahgi's outfit of ornaments and

“raised” him beyond the ceiling. We gave them each in turn the handshake

of ceremony, first with the palms as we do it, and then each grasping

the other's upright thumb. The “little chiefs” were proud, aristocratic

little fellows, holding themselves very straight and solemn. I think one

would have known them for royalty anywhere.

It was quite a social occasion. None of our guests was in the least ill

at ease; in fact, the young ladies were quite coy and flirtatious. We

had a great many jokes. Each of the little ladies received a handful

of prevailing beads. M'booley smiled benignly at these delightful

femininities. After a time he led us to the edge of the hill and showed

us his houses across the cation, perched on a flat about halfway up the

wall. They were of the usual grass-thatched construction, but rather

larger and neater than most. Examining them through the glasses we saw

that a little stream had been diverted to flow through the front

yard. M'booley waved his hand abroad and gave us to understand that he

considered the outlook worth looking at. It was; but an appreciation of

that fact is foreign to the average native. Next morning, when we rode

by very early, we found the little flat most attractively cleared

and arranged. M'booley was out to shake us by the hand in farewell,

shivering in the cold of dawn. The flirtatious and spoiled little

beauties were not in evidence.

One day after two very deep canyons we emerged from the forest jungle

into an up and down country of high jungle bush-brush. From the top

of a ridge it looked a good deal like a northern cut-over pine country

grown up very heavily to blackberry vines; although, of course, when

we came nearer, the “blackberry vines” proved to be ten or twenty feet

high. This was a district of which Horne had warned us. The natives

herein were reported restless and semi-hostile; and in fact had never

been friendly. They probably needed the demonstration most native tribes

seem to require before they are content to settle down and be happy. At

any rate safaris were not permitted in their district; and we ourselves

were allowed to go through merely because we were a large party, did not

intend to linger, and had a good reputation with natives.

It is very curious how abruptly, in Central Africa, one passes from one

condition to another, from one tribe or race to the next. Sometimes, as

in the present case, it is the traversing of a deep cation; at others

the simple crossing of a tiny brook is enough. Moreover the line of

demarcation is clearly defined, as boundaries elsewhere are never

defined save in wartime.

Thus we smiled our good-bye to a friendly numerous people, descended a

hill, and ascended another into a deserted track. After a half mile we

came unexpectedly on to two men carrying each a load of reeds. These

they abandoned and fled up the hillside through the jungle, in spite of

our shouted assurances. A moment later they reappeared at some distance

above us, each with a spear he had snatched from somewhere; they were

unarmed when we first caught sight of them. Examined through the glasses

they proved to be sullen looking men, copper coloured, but broad across

the cheekbones, broad in the forehead, more decidedly of the negro type

than our late hosts.

Aside from these two men we travelled through an apparently deserted

jungle. I suspect, however, that we were probably well watched; for when

we stopped for noon we heard the gunbearers beyond the screen of leaves

talking to some one. On learning from our boys that these were some of

the shenzis, we told them to bring the savages in for a shauri; but in

this our men failed, nor could they themselves get nearer than fifty

yards or so to the wild people. So until evening our impression remained

that of two distant men, and the indistinct sound of voices behind a

leafy screen.

We made camp comparatively early in a wide open space surrounded by low

forest. Almost immediately then the savages commenced to drift in,

very haughty and arrogant. They were fully armed. Besides the spear and

decorated shield, some of them carried the curious small grass spears.

These are used to stab upward from below, the wielder lying flat in the

grass. Some of these men were fantastically painted with a groundwork

ochre, on which had been drawn intricate wavy designs on the legs,

like stockings, and varied stripes across the face. One particularly

ingenious individual, stark naked, had outlined a roughly entire

skeleton! He was a gruesome object! They stalked here and there through

the camp, looking at our men and their activities with a lofty and

silent contempt.

You may be sure we had our arrangements, though they did not appear on

the surface. The askaris, or native soldiers, were posted here and there

with their muskets; the gunbearers also kept our spare weapons by them.

The askaris could not hit a barn, but they could make a noise. The

gunbearers were fair shots.

Of course the chief and his prime minister came in. They were

evil-looking savages. To them we paid not the slightest attention, but

went about our usual business as though they did not exist. At the end

of an hour they of their own initiative greeted us. We did not hear

them. Half an hour later they disappeared, to return after an interval,

followed by a string of young men bearing firewood. Evidently our

bearing had impressed them, as we had intended. We then unbent far

enough to recognize them, carried on a formal conversation for a few

moments, gave them adequate presents and dismissed them. Then we ordered

the askaris to clear camp and to keep it clear. No women had appeared.

Even the gifts of firewood had been carried by men, a most unusual

proceeding.

As soon as dark fell the drums began roaring in the forest all about our

clearing, and the chanting to rise. We instructed our men to shoot first

and inquire afterward, if a shenzi so much as showed himself in the

clearing. This was not as bad as it sounded; the shenzi stood in no

immediate danger. Then we turned in to a sleep rather light and broken

by uncertainty. I do not think we were in any immediate danger of a

considered attack, for these people were not openly hostile; but there

was always a chance that the savages might by their drum pounding and

dancing work themselves into a frenzy. Then we might have to do a little

rapid shooting. Not for one instant the whole night long did those

misguided savages cease their howling and dancing. At any rate we cost

them a night's sleep.

Next morning we took up our march through the deserted tracks once more.

Not a sign of human life did we encounter. About ten o'clock we climbed

down a tremendous gash of a box canyon with precipitous cliffs. From

below we looked back to see, perched high against the skyline, the

motionless figures of many savages watching us from the crags. So we had

had company after all, and we had not known it. This canyon proved to

be the boundary line. With the same abruptness we passed again into

friendly country.

(d) OUT THE OTHER SIDE

We left the jungle finally when we turned on a long angle away from

Kenia. At first the open country of the foothills was closely cultivated

with fields of rape and maize. We saw some of the people breaking new

soil by means of long pointed sticks. The plowmen quite simply inserted

the pointed end in the ground and pried. It was very slow hard work. In

other fields the grain stood high and good. From among the stalks, as

from a miniature jungle, the little naked totos stared out, and the

good-natured women smiled at us. The magnificent peak of Kenia had now

shaken itself free of the forests. On its snow the sunrises and sunsets

kindled their fires. The flames of grass fires, too, could plainly be

made out, incredible distances away, and at daytime, through the reek,

were fascinating suggestions of distant rivers, plains, jungles, and

hills. You see, we were still practically on the wide slope of Kenia's

base, though the peak was many days away, and so could look out over

wide country.

The last half day of this we wandered literally in a rape field. The

stalks were quite above our heads, and we could see but a few yards in

any direction. In addition the track had become a footpath not over two

feet wide. We could occasionally look back to catch glimpses of a pack

or so bobbing along on a porter's head. From our own path hundreds of

other paths branched; we were continually taking the wrong fork and

moving back to set the safari right before it could do likewise. This we

did by drawing a deep double line in the earth across the wrong trail.

Then we hustled on ahead to pioneer the way a little farther; our

difficulties were further complicated by the fact that we had sent our

horses back to Nairobi for fear of the tsetse fly, so we could not see

out above the corn. All we knew was that we ought to go down hill.

At the ends of some of our false trails we came upon fascinating little

settlements: groups of houses inside brush enclosures, with low wooden

gateways beneath which we had to stoop to enter. Within were groups of

beehive houses with small naked children and perhaps an old woman or old

man seated cross-legged under a sort of veranda. From them we obtained

new-and confusing-directions.

After three o'clock we came finally out on the edge of a cliff fifty or

sixty feet high, below which lay uncultivated bottom lands like a great

meadow and a little meandering stream. We descended the cliff, and

camped by the meandering stream.

By this time we were fairly tired from long walking in the heat, and so

were content to sit down under our tent-fly before our little table, and

let Mahomet bring us sparklets and lime juice. Before us was the flat of

a meadow below the cliffs and the cliffs themselves. Just below the rise

lay a single patch of standing rape not over two acres in extent, the

only sign of human life. It was as though this little bit had overflowed

from the countless millions on the plateau above. Beyond it arose a thin

signal of smoke.

We sipped our lime juice and rested. Soon our attention was attracted

by the peculiar actions of a big flock of very white birds. They rose

suddenly from one side of the tiny rape field, wheeled and swirled like

leaves in the wind, and dropped down suddenly on the other side the

patch. After a few moments they repeated the performance. The sun caught

the dazzling white of their plumage. At first we speculated on what

they might be, then on what they were doing, to behave in so peculiar

a manner. The lime juice and the armchair began to get in their

recuperative work. Somehow the distance across that flat did not seem

quite as tremendous as at first. Finally I picked up the shotgun and

sauntered across to investigate. The cause of action I soon determined.

The owner of that rape field turned out to be an emaciated, gray-haired

but spry old savage. He was armed with a spear; and at the moment his

chief business in life seemed to be chasing a large flock of white birds

off his grain. Since he had no assistance, and since the birds held his

spear in justifiable contempt as a fowling piece, he was getting much

exercise and few results. The birds gave way before his direct charge,

flopped over to the other side, and continued their meal. They had

already occasioned considerable damage; the rape heads were bent and

destroyed for a space of perhaps ten feet from the outer edge of the

field. As this grain probably constituted the old man's food supply

for a season, I did not wonder at the vehemence with which he shook his

spear at his enemies, nor the apparent flavour of his language, though I

did marvel at his physical endurance. As for the birds, they had become

cynical and impudent; they barely fluttered out of the way.

I halted the old gentleman and hastened to explain that I was neither a

pirate, a robber, nor an oppressor of the poor. This as counter-check to

his tendency to flee, leaving me in sole charge. He understood a little

Swahili, and talked a few words of something he intended for that

language. By means of our mutual accomplishment in that tongue, and

through a more efficient sign language, I got him to understand the plan

of campaign. It was very simple. I squatted down inside the rape, while

he went around the other side to scare them up.

The white birds uttered their peculiarly derisive cackle at the old man

and flapped over to my side. Then they were certainly an astonished

lot of birds. I gave them both barrels and dropped a pair; got two more

shots as they swung over me and dropped another pair, and brought down a

straggling single as a grand finale. The flock, with shrill, derogatory

remarks, flew in an airline straight away. They never deviated, as far

as I could follow them with the eye. Even after they had apparently

disappeared, I could catch an occasional flash of white in the sun.

Now the old gentleman came whooping around with long, undignified bounds

to fall on his face and seize my foot in an excess of gratitude. He rose

and capered about, he rushed out and gathered in the slain one by one

and laid them in a pile at my feet. Then he danced a jig-step around

them and reviled them, and fell on his face once more, repeating the

word “Bwana! bwana! bwana!” over and over-“Master! master! master!” We

returned to camp together, the old gentleman carrying the birds, and

capering about like a small boy, pouring forth a flood of his sort of

Swahili, of which I could understand only a word here and there. Memba

Sasa, very dignified and scornful of such performances, met us halfway

and took my gun. He seemed to be able to understand the old fellow's

brand of Swahili, and said it over again in a brand I could understand.

From it I gathered that I was called a marvellously great sultan, a

protector of the poor, and other Arabian Nights titles.

The birds proved to be white egrets. Now at home I am strongly against

the killing of these creatures, and have so expressed myself on many

occasions. But, looking from the beautiful white plumage of these

villainous mauraders, to the wrinkled countenance of the grateful weary

old savage, I could not fan a spark of regret. And from the straight

line of their retreating flight I like to think that the rest of the

flock never came back, but took their toll from the wider fields of the

plateau above.

Next day we reentered the game-haunted wilderness, nor did we see any

more native villages until many weeks later we came into the country of

the Wakamba.

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