POINT IV. THE FOUR BLIND BEGGARS.

There was a man, whose name was Backbac; he was blind, and his evil

destiny reduced him to beg from door to door. He had been so long

accustomed to walk through the streets alone, that he wanted none to

lead him: he had a custom to knock at people's doors, and not answer

till they opened to him. One day he knocked thus, and the master of the

house, who was alone, cried, "who is there?" Backbac made no answer, and

knocked a second time: the master of the house asked again and again,

"who is there?" but to no purpose, no one answered; upon which he

came down, opened the door, and asked the man what he wanted? "Give me

something, for Heaven's sake," said Backbac; "you seem to be blind,"

replied the master of the house; "yes, to my sorrow," answered Backbac.

"Give me your hand," resumed the master of the house; he did so,

thinking he was going to give him alms; but he only took him by the hand

to lead him up to his chamber. Backbac thought he had been carrying

him to dine with him, as many people had done. When they reached the

chamber, the man let go his hand, and sitting down, asked him again

what he wanted? "I have already told you," said Backbac, "that I want

something for God's sake."

"Good blind man," replied the master of the house, "all that I can do

for you is to wish that God may restore your sight."

"You might have told me that at the door," replied Backbac, "and not

have given me the trouble to come up stairs."

"And why, fool," said the man of the house, "do not you answer at first,

when people ask you who is there? why do you give any body the trouble

to come and open the door when they speak to you?"--"What will you do

with me then?" asked Backbac; "I tell you again," said the man of the

house, "I have nothing to give you."

"Help me down the stairs then, as you brought me up."--"The stairs are

before you," said the man of the house, "and you may go down by yourself

if you will." The blind man attempted to descend, but missing a step,

about the middle of the stairs, fell to the bottom and hurt his head and

his back: he got up again with much difficulty, and went out, cursing

the master of the house, who laughed at his fall.

As Backbac went out of the house, three blind men, his companions, were

going by, knew him by his voice, and asked him what was the matter? He

told them what had happened; and afterwards said, "I have eaten nothing

to day; I conjure you to go along with me to my house, that I may take

some of this money that we four have in common, to buy me something for

supper." The blind men agreed, and they went home with him.

You must know that the master of the house where Backbac was so ill

used, was a robber, and of a cunning and malicious disposition; he

overheard from his window what Backbac had said to his companions, and

came down and followed them to Backbac's house. The blind men being

seated, Backbac said to them, "brothers, we must shut the door, and take

care there be no stranger with us." At this the robber was much

perplexed; but perceiving a rope hanging down from a beam, he caught

hold of it, and hung by it while the blind men shut the door, and felt

about the room with their sticks. When they had done, and had sat down

again in their places, the robber left his rope, and seated himself

softly by Backbac: who, thinking himself alone with his blind comrades,

said to them, "brothers, since you have trusted me with the money, which

we have been a long time gathering, I will shew you that I am not

unworthy of the confidence you repose in me. The last time we reckoned,

you know that we had ten thousand dirhems, and that we put them into ten

bags: I will shew you that I have not touched one of them;" having so

said, he put his hand among some old clothes, and taking out the bags

one after another, gave them to his comrades, saying, "there they are:

you may judge by their weight that they are whole, or you may tell them

if you please." His comrades answered, "there was no need, they did not

mistrust him;" so he opened one of the bags, and took out ten dirhems,

and each of the other blind men did the like.

Backbac put the bags into their place again; after which, one of the

blind men said to him, "there is no need to lay out any thing for

supper, for I have collected as much victuals from good people as will

serve us all;" at the same time he took out of his bag bread and cheese,

and some fruit, and putting all upon the table, they began to eat. The

robber, who sat at Backbac's right hand, picked out the best, and eat

with them; but, whatever care he took to make no noise, Backbac heard

his chaps going, and cried out immediately, "We are undone, there is

a stranger among us!" Having so said, he stretched out his hand, and

caught hold of the robber by the arm, cried out "_thieves!_" fell upon

him, and struck him. The other blind men fell upon him in like manner;

the robber defended himself as well as he could, and being young and

vigorous, besides having the advantage of his eyes, he swung by the

hanging rope, and gave furious kicks, sometimes to one, sometimes to

another, and cried out "_thieves!_" louder than they did.

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The neighbours came running at the noise, broke open the door, and had

much ado to separate the combatants; but having at last succeeded, they

asked the cause of their quarrel. Backbac, who still had hold of the

robber, cried out, "gentlemen, this man I have hold of is a thief, and

stole in with us on purpose to rob us of the little money we have." The

thief, who shut his eyes as soon as the neighbours came, feigned himself

blind, and exclaimed, "gentlemen, he is a liar. I swear to you by

heavens, and by the life of the caliph, that I am their companion, and

they, refuse to give me my just share. They have all four fallen upon

me, and I demand justice." The neighbours would not interfere in their

quarrel, but carried them all before the judge. When they came before

the magistrate, the robber, without staying to be examined, cried out,

still feigning to be blind, "sir, since you are deputed to administer

justice by the caliph, whom God prosper, I declare to you that we are

equally criminal, my four comrades and I; but we have all engaged, upon

oath, to confess nothing except we be bastinadoed; so that if you would

know our crime, you need only order us to be bastinadoed, and begin with

me." Backbac would have spoken, but was not allowed to do so, and the

robber was put under the bastinado.

The robber, being under the bastinado, had the courage to bear twenty or

thirty blows: when, pretending to be overcome with pain, he first opened

one eye, and then the other, and crying out for mercy, begged the judge

would put a stop to the blows. The judge, perceiving that he looked upon

him with his eyes open, was much surprised, and said to him, "rogue,

what is the meaning of this miracle?"

"Sir," replied the robber, "I will discover to you an important secret,

if you will pardon me, and give me, as a pledge that you will keep your

word, the seal-ring which you have on your finger." The judge consented,

gave him his ring, and promised him pardon. "Under this promise,"

continued the robber, "I must confess to you, sir, that I and my four

comrades do all see very well. We feigned ourselves to be blind, that

we might freely enter people's houses, and women's apartments, where we

abuse their weakness. I must farther confess to you, that by this trick

we have gained together ten thousand dirhems: this day I demanded of

my partners two thousand that belonged to my share, but they refused,

because I told them I would leave them, and they were afraid I should

accuse them. Upon my pressing still to have my share, they fell upon me;

for which I appeal to those people who brought us before you. I expect

from your justice, sir, that you will make them deliver me the two

thousand dirhems which are my due; and if you have a mind that my

comrades should confess the truth, you must order them three times as

many blows as I have had, and you will find they will open their eyes as

well as I have done." Backbac, and the other three blind men, would have

cleared themselves of this horrid charge, but the judge would not hear

them; "villains," said he, "do you feign yourselves blind then, and,

under that pretext of moving their compassion, cheat people, and commit

such crimes?"

"He is an impostor," cried Backbac, "and we take God to witness that

none of us can see." All that Backbac could say was in vain, his

comrades and he received each of them two hundred blows. The judge

expected them to open their eyes, and ascribed to their obstinacy what

really they could not do; all the while the robber said to the blind

men, "_Poor fools that you are, open your eyes, and do not suffer

yourselves to be beaten to death_." Then addressing himself to the

judge, said, "I perceive, sir, that they will be maliciously obstinate

to the last, and will never open their eyes. They wish certainly to

avoid the shame of reading their own condemnation in the face of every

one that looks upon them; it were better, if you think fit, to pardon

them, and to send some person along with me for the ten thousand dirhems

they have hidden."

The judge consented to give the robber two thousand dirhems, and kept

the rest himself; and as for Backbac and his three companions, he

thought he shewed them pity by sentencing them only to be banished.

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