They held their breath as the strange squadron sailed majestically

along the guiding current into their tiny port, the trunk floating

high, displaying its white stenciled monogram proudly, the suit

case following, the absurd little chimney-pot ducking and bobbing

in the rear. Suddenly, as the suit case seemed likely to drift

out again, they rushed to the bank, and while Nette dragged the

trunk to shelter Antony strode into the water and gathered in the

smaller craft.

They were all of wicker, with a lining of oiled silk and a covering

of thick waterproof rubber material, and as Nette pulled at the

fastenings of the trunk and flung back the lid it was at once

evident that both these shielding materials had admirably performed

their office: the contents were uninjured. They looked upon a

shallow tray divided into two parts. In one lay what was apparently

a small, fantastically shaped cloud of palest mauve. Upon one side

of this cloud there was fastened with a sort of jewel a long, soft

feather of a slightly deeper tint of mauve. This feather curled

caressingly about the cloud and Antony's experience instructed him

that the object was quite terrestrial--was, in fact, a hat. An

indistinguishable, fluffy, shimmering mass of mauve filled the

other compartment, and in the cover a cunning artificer had set a

fair-sized mirror, surrounded by numerous loops of leather which

held brushes, combs, and other toilet accessories. As Antony

regarded this collection of objects, he was aware of a long, soft

sigh, and turning to his companion he beheld her bowing as in a

trance before them, lost, like the persons in a well-known hymn, in

wonder, love and praise.

"Oh! How perfect!" she breathed, and at the picture of her,

dripping and draggled, shivering and ecstasied, he shook his head

in thoughtful amazement.

"Now, Miss Nette," he said abruptly, "do you know what you are

going to do. This is simply too extraordinary to be anything less

than providential. You are going to follow me into this little shed

and when I have taken the trunk there, you are going to put on

everything you can find in it. If there's anything sensible enough

there, please give yourself a good rub-down with it. Will you take

cold with your hair wet?" he added masterfully.

Either moisture or the sight of the mauve glories had taught her

meekness, for:

"Oh, no, my hair will dry in a few minutes--it dries very quickly,"

she assured him, adding timidly, "but ought I--they are so lovely--

have we any right----"

"I suppose you have a right to avoid pneumonia," he interrupted her

rudely "and as far as the question of rights is concerned, this is

rather late in the day to go into that, I think!"

He marched to the little shed, bearing the trunk, as it had been

the crown regalia, on outstretched arms, and Nette, wringing her

hair and murmurmg incoherent abnegations concerning her

unworthiness of the mauve mysteries, followed nevertheless.

Repeating sternly his injunctions as to the value of thorough

rub-downs, he left her, and falling upon the suit case, which he

prophetically connected with the comforting masculine hat box, he

carried it behind the shed, and at a chivalrous distance opened it

Then in that deserted wood there was a silence, like that which

fell in heaven, for the space of half an hour and, it may be, a

little longer. At the end of this silence there appeared from

behind a large oak a very dignified and handsome young gentleman

attired, perhaps a thought impractically for his surroundings,

in a fleckless frock coat with the appurtenances usually

thereto accredited by our leading metropolitan tailors, such as

stiffly creased grey trousers, patent-leather shoes, and delicate

gloves dangled in the hand. Walking somewhat mincingly, this

gentleman, elaborately backing around the shed and apparently not

observing it, sought a rubber-incased hat box lying on the ground,

and stooping gingerly, unclasped it, drew from it a glossy, black

hat, and after a few affectionate strokings, which, applied to its

surface, could but recall to any student of literature the painting

of the lily, placed the same upon his sleek head with an absorbed

and even slightly terrified expression, which melted slowly into

one of deep satisfaction. After this he coughed politely and

prepared to back again around the little hut. In this operation he

was, however, interrupted by a soft tug at one of his almost

too perfect coat tails.

"I look very well, too, I think," said a hesitating, sweet voice,

and in an instant he was bareheaded before her.

Charming as Nette had appeared in her simple walking dress, Antony

was utterly unprepared for the picture she now presented. In the

absurd and yet wonderfully effective setting of the brown, budding

trees, the broken and forbidding rocks, against the dull background

of the dingy, decaying hut, her soft, pale tints of hat and gown

gleamed like some one of the perfumed daintinesses Watteau traced

upon his tricksy, tempting court fans. The whole costume, from the

sweeping cavalier feather to the saucy, buckled slippers, recalled

subtly that delightful pretense at Arcadia, that amusing pastoral

figuring and posturing that broke under a sigh too ardent, a

pressure too fiery, into the scented powder puff and the satin

stays. One looked for a spinet, garlanded with golden cupids, for a

white lamb smelling like Araby the blest, for a wreathed crook with

a tiny mirror artfully set in its curve. To gaze upon that

diabolically contrived simplicity was to produce in the susceptible

breast, and most particularly in the susceptible masculine

breast, an odd tumult of sensations too conflicting in their nature

for description.

Nette's hair ran vine-like under the melting, tender-coloured

plume; her skin glowed softly rosy, and two faint violet shadows

under her brilliant eyes toned sweetly with the colours of her

misleading gown. Around her neck on a slender golden chain was hung

a singularly perfect fresh-water pearl, large, with shifting

colours, utterly unadorned by any jeweller's fancies; an odd and

very elegant bauble that caught Antony's eye instantly.

"Mademoiselle," he began, "you are--you are----" he paused, for

genuine lack of words. "You are absurdly charming," he concluded,

not altogether lamely, after all, and she swept him a graceful

courtesy, her long, pale sash-ends floating out against the rough

bark behind her. Nor was Master Antony displeased at the

satisfaction at his appearance which he surprised in her eyes.

Intrinsically inartistic indeed is the garb of our modern male, and

yet to our accustomed eye there is a fine air of fitness, a grave

elegance, in his sombre bifurcation; an ordered poetry in his

candid vest, his lustrous neck scarf; a twinkling luxuriousness

in his polished and costly footwear. All this appeared to

perfection in Antony's dignified figure, just sufficiently above

the middle height to allow of his being called tall.

"The sleeves," he informed her, "are a little short and I am not

sure that I have not stretched the shoulder seams a little, but the

shoes are exactly my own size. The underwear," he added absently,

"was silk. Apricot colour----"

"My shoes," she began hastily, "are too large, but I think I can

keep them on. The skirt is too long, of course, but I can hold it

up. The hat," she concluded, with softened eyes, "I should like to

be buried in."

"I should dislike to have you buried in it," he said briefly, "and

now," he continued briskly, "the next thing is to get away. I have

put all my things into the suit case and I will, with your

permission, put yours there too. Then we will leave the suit case

and the hat box under a pile of old boughs near where I dressed,

and the trunk--is there anything in the trunk?" he broke off.

"No, I put them all on," she assured him, flushing delightfully.

"There was just enough--of everything."

"I see. Well, I think we'll simply leave it here. Perhaps I might

hide it a little," and he tossed a dusty roll of cocoa matting and

a coil of rope over the receptacle, which being small became from

that moment unnoticed.

"And now," said Antony, when he had conveyed the neat, damp roll

she handed him to its hiding place, "let us get along. We can do no

better than follow this path, which seems to grow broader, if

anything, and it stands to reason we must come out somewhere. I may

as well confess that I have a very poor idea of location, and I

don't as yet find any landmarks. From the moment that we struck off

into that field track I lost my bearings entirely. I should suppose

we were opposite--or almost opposite--Brookdale; perhaps a bit

lower down. We can get a rig and drive back probably--unless we die

of hunger," he ended angrily. "I have only a little change with me

--forgot it when I changed my clothes, of course, this morning. I

suppose, though, I could get some money on this," and he fingered

the scarf pin at his throat. It was a horseshoe of small diamonds

of the purest water, and as Nette's eyes fastened on it she started

suddenly.

"Was that what you had on this morning?" she asked.

"No," he answered, flushing a little. "I found it in a jeweller's

box on the top of the things in the suit case, with a letter. I

have the letter--it says only 'Amory' on it. I put the pin on," a

trifle shamefacedly, "more or less to go with the whole rig, you

know!"

Antony looked very boyish as he made this confession and Nette

could but smile as he fingered the little horseshoe consciously.

This smile was not lost upon the youth, and turning, he walked on

in silence, advancing steadily if delicately along the path, which,

though narrow enough to force them into single file, was

sufficiently clear to afford a certain margin of safety to

Nette's billowy splendours. Antony occasionally held back a

threatening bough, and she from time to time moaned apprehensively

as some projecting stump detained her drapery for a terrifying

second; but for this they exchanged no further conversation.

Antony's faculties, stretched to their utmost since morning,

unfortified by food, absolutely refused to rally around him on this

occasion, and though he cudgelled his brains for a solution of the

probabilities of his conduct when they should emerge from the wood,

it was a useless performance. He was capable of walking erectly

through the trees, of keeping his shoes bright, of shielding his

hat from indignity--and of nothing more. Thus oblivious to all but

the sensations of the moment, he plodded steadily on, and it was

with an expression of positive stupor that he burst all at once and

without the slightest transition of the foliage out of the rude

woods into a trim gravel road flanked by incredibly artificial

Lombardy poplars. In front of him swept a terraced lawn; far across

it rose a lordly Elizabethan mansion composed, apparently, of

weathered oak and gay window boxes; a marvellously rolled

tennis court swam before his dazzled eyes. As he felt Nette at his

side and opened his lips to speak, a loud, triumphant shout burst

upon the air and a carriage and pair stationed at the end of the

drive sprang into rapid motion towards them.

"'Ere you are, sir! 'Ere! Just in time, sir, jump in! All right,

sir--I knew by the lady's dress--could you h'open the door

yourself, sir? Mr. Richard said he knew you'd try the old road--

'owever did you get over the old bridge, sir? I doubt we can make

it this late, but we'll try. Excuse me, sir, but there's no time

for talk--in you go, sir!"

Under the piercing eye of the garrulous old servant Nette slipped

into the brougham and Antony after her, as one in a dream. The fat

bays literally galloped along the crushed stone, whirled through an

elaborate iron gateway, and devoured the stretch of country road

whose scattered houses Antony tried in vain to identify.

"Where are we going?" Nette asked fearfully, but he could only

shake his head.

"Somewhere near a railroad station, I hope," he answered; "we

couldn't very well walk along the road dressed like this.

Evidently this old idiot knows your dress--that's very

unfortunate."

"He cannot know it," she insisted, "for it has never been worn. I

am sure of it."

"Nonsense," said Antony brutally, and at her incredulous

displeasure he softened only so far as to demand:

"Then how did he know you?"

"I don't know," she admitted, and they drew up suddenly among a

crowd of carriages and motor-cars gathered around a quaint stone

church.

"Now we'll slip out," Antony began, when all at once a slender

young man sprang to the door of the brougham, wrenched it open,

seized Antony's hand, and burst into a torrent of language.

"Well, you took your time, didn't you? At last! Ritchie was sick

with rage--till we got the telegram. How's Auguste? Car gave

out, of course. Poor Emily felt dreadfully. Miss---excuse me, but

all I can think of is Gertrude, you can just get in--dash over to

the cloister and they've left a place, _So_ glad to have met you--

yes, indeed. This is Williamson. Please ask for mother's carriage

directly the ceremony is over--we're going to form an arch or

something at the house. Hurry up, old man--I had all your work. The

rest are in by this time, but I have to attend to the carriages and

you are to take in the late ones. Family on left of white ribbons--

for heaven's sake, Miss Gertrude--_run!_"

He dragged Nette from the step and raced her toward the church; she

lifted her skirts and skimmed like a swallow beside him. Antony

stumbled to the puffing old coachman, pulled all the silver out of

his pocket and handed it to him mechanically.

"Thank you kindly, sir--I did my best. So many not knowing either

you or the young lady, sir, it was 'ard for us, but I did my best.

She looks beautiful, they tell me--h'isn't that some one waving for

you, sir?"

Antony ran wildly towards the church door, whence issued a pompous

and familiar peal from the organ; a strongly accented march, to

whose measures, he reflected dizzily, no one whom he had yet

encountered had ever been able to adapt his steps. He peered up the

little, crowded aisle. Half-way along it paced a solemn party of

young men; four visions of mauve and feathers followed them, and

even as he removed his hat four more hurried past him and entered

the door. They were in couples, each bearing a great armful of

white and purple sweet peas, and the maiden nearest him in the last

couple, flushed and panting, with one bare arm, was none other than

poor Uncle Julius's godmother's own daughter's stepdaughter! She

moved demurely, her eyes downcast, the great pearl rising with her

quick breath, and Antony wiped the troubled sweat from his brow. A

stir behind him, a murmured, sighing tribute, and the bride was

passing by. White as the lilies in her hands, a frostlike veil

falling over her glistening train, she glided beside her portly

father, and the crowded little church turned to mark her passage as

a hedge of sunflowers seeks the sun.

Antony sighed and turned to confront a massive lady swathed in

rose-coloured satin and variously adorned with precious stones of

all colours. She fixed him with a protruding grey eye and directed

toward him a hissing whisper.

"I am the bride's Aunt!" she declared. Antony stared vaguely at

her.

"And I hope there is a seat well to the front," she continued

severely, if hoarsely.

With a shock of comprehension Antony thrust forward his arm.

"I am sure that there is, madam," he said politely, "pray come with

me."

And so it happened that he led the massive satin creature up the

aisle in the wake of that mystic procession, outwardly a mask of

courtly solicitude, but within him the premonitions of whirling

mania. He was literally faint with hunger; the strong sweetness

of the lilies and other aromatic plants disposed about the church

for its decoration affected him almost unpleasantly with their

cloying odours, and the menacing fear that with every step he was

involving himself further in a list of crimes so confused as to be,

perhaps, yet uncatalogued in the annals of the law, shadowed his soul.

"_I, Emily Hildegarde, take thee, Richard_----"

the tones of the frost-like bride were as clear and silvery as her

veil. Richard would encounter a certain amount of self-possession,

it appeared. But perhaps young women were all self-possessed, now.

Antony could not recall a bride that had trembled in his

experience.

The solemn service hastened to its conclusion. Suppose the marriage

should prove to have been invalid because of a fraudulent and

criminal usher? It might be possible. . . .

"I am sorry, but the church is filled," he murmured suavely to a

beseeching violet-scented pair, marvelling at his own self-command.

It was over. Mendelssohn announced it and his echoes shook the

windows. Two more hopeful voyagers had launched out upon life,

arm in arm down the smiling, tearful aisle; two more combatants

with armour scarcely buckled smiled boastfully on entering the

field, nor noted that it was strewn with the breakage of their

predecessors!

Thus cynically did Antony muse as the glowing pair swept by, when

all at once a soft voice murmured close to his ear:

"Ask for Mrs. Williamson's carriage!"

She was gone. They were all gone, in a perfumed cloud of mauve, and

with a bound he cleared the three entrance steps and ran to the

crowd of vehicles that began to move about.

"Is Mrs. Williamson's carriage here?" he called loudly, and, as a

one-horse coupe drew up to him, the odour of sweet peas was wafted

across his nostrils and she swept in beside him, jealously guarding

her skirts from harmful contacts. Obedient to her imperative

gesture, he took his seat beside her, and feeling unable to combine

into any intelligible sentence his emotions and apprehensions,

gazed questioningly into her flushed and sparkling countenance. She

pressed the sweet peas to her breast, and as the carriage moved off

at a rapid pace she looked deep into his eyes and spoke.

"Wasn't she lovely?" she said dreamily.

Antony opened his mouth and closed it, opened it again and again

closed it. For a moment it seemed to him that his mind was reeling

from its foundations; that perhaps, after all, he was the

legitimate usher of Emily's wedding and that this lustrous-eyed

creature with him was Gertrude . . . and then a wholesome rage came

to his assistance.

"For heaven's sake," he cried, "talk reasonably! Where are we

going? What town is this? Do you realise the awful situation we are

in? I shall go raving mad if this thing keeps up much longer!"

She laid a small gloved hand on his knee and spoke calmly to the

quivering youth.

"Listen," she said, "I do not see that we can do better than

go on to the house. It is a very big wedding and we can mix very

easily in the crowd if only I can get another dress--or a long

coat, somewhere. Perhaps I can. Especially now, when hardly any one

is here yet. Then you can get hold of a carriage and we can drive

to the station. We can at least get something to eat, for I know

how hungry you are. Nobody knows who half the people are at a

wedding--it is the safest place in the world for--for----"

"For escaping criminals," he concluded bitterly, yet with an

unreasonable lightening of heart. "It is true, nobody will know me.

And perhaps I can find out where we are."

"And who we are," she reminded him, smiling kindly.

He was amazed at the almost maternal gentleness, the sweet poise of

her manner. She might have been the very bridesmaid she simulated.

"Did any one speak to you?" he asked curiously.

She shook her head.

"I was so late. I think I am _her_ friend, and they don't seem to

know each other so very well. The first four are friends, but

my four, no. Still, I can't very well see them again, for she will

ask about me--oh, who can this be?"

They had turned in at a different gate from the one by which they

had left and were following a driveway that led along a series of

stables and offices. From one of these a house-maid ran out,

stopping the carriage with a gesture. At her embarrassed request

Antony opened the carriage door.

"I was to ask the first one that came by this way, if you please--

you are an usher, aren't you, sir?"--Antony nodded grimly--"to go

to the laundry, right here, sir, and pick out the best arches.

They're in the tubs. The other gentlemen will help carry them in.

Mr. Richard thought the ladies would know best about the arches,"

she added shyly, Smiling graciously, Nette stepped lightly from the

coupe, and as Antony followed her she nodded to the coachman,

"You may go back now," she said, "we will walk up to the

house in a few moments."

He touched his hat and drove on, the house-maid hastened in the

same direction, and Nette, followed by her companion, stepped into

the laundry. There indeed were the arches, twined with purple and

white sweet peas; the dim, damp room reeked and bloomed with them.

As they confronted each other uncertainly, a high, excited voice

floated toward them, evidently nearing rapidly.

"We must have every carriage guarded and the trains watched, that's

all. They must be in the house, and they had no luggage, so how can

they change their clothes? That dress will mark the woman

absolutely. They will try for a motor, of course."

Steps were at the laundry door. In an agony of terror Antony

dragged the girl into a back room, and hardly knowing what he did,

beckoned her up a narrow, dingy stair. Like shadows they fled up

it, and crouched at its head listening to the tramping feet of what

was evidently a group of men: young men from their tone and manner.

"It's perfectly clear," began the unmistakable voice of Williamson,

"they are, of course, that same couple that got off with

three big touring cars last season. It's their specialty. The man

drives like a demon, and the woman is the coolest little devil that

ever walked. They have Amory's car, they got the clothes, and by

coming so late they actually put the thing through. I hope no

jewelry is gone, but we mustn't alarm the guests at any cost--Emily

would never forgive us."

"The woman is marked--I know all the bridesmaids now, and I shall

make it my business to locate the eighth. Harvey, will you stay

with the presents? Ritch, like a fool, refused to have a

detective."

"What did he look like, Williamson?" some one demanded.

"Kick me, if you want to, Harvey, I couldn't tell to save my

life I--I was so excited, and he was so decent about it--he's just

like anybody else. And I'm the only one that said a word to him--

it's maddening! We'll have to let him go--we can't grab every man

we see, and nobody knows who half these people are. But watch the

dining-room. Amory ought to be here any minute. He's nearly crazy,

I suppose."

"Oh, I don't know," drawled a third voice. "If his precious

Gertrude is with him, what's a scarf pin more or less to Ammy?"

"Nevertheless, I'm sorry for the man that took that car," said

Williamson curtly, and Antony bit his lip nervously on the stairs

as he listened to the low murmur of assent that followed.

"Well, don't let us stay here all night," Williamson began again

fussily. "Grab some of these damned wreaths, you fellows, and see

if we can get them up to the house without sitting down in them!"

They bustled out, arguing over the best methods of tracking down

their victims, who cowered miserably above them. Fear, insensate,

reasonless fear, had laid his quivering, livid fingers on their

shoulders, and chilled the blood in their veins. To get away--

to get away, at any cost!

Antony, stooping over the crouching figure by his side, whispered

in her ear:

"I'll step down and look about a bit. There must be some way--I'll

get you a coat somewhere and we can slip out. Wait here."

All was empty and silent in the laundry, but as he stopped a moment

behind the door before peering out, a hand knocked gently on it and

a boy's voice questioned softly.

"Are ye' there, then? Are ye, sir?" Instinctively and before he

could catch back the word, Antony whispered hoarsely:

"Yes!"

"I'll be puttin' this in the durway, then, and Miss Delia Nolan

said for me to say for ye to please wait an hour for her, an' she'd

surely come. She does be needed in the bedrooms upstairs to watch

the ladies' clothes f'r fear they'd be stolen, she says. But if

ye'll wait the hour, she'll be with you, with more, maybe, if she

can get it. Trust me for the horses, sir!"

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