These apparently purposeless evolutions he performed mechanically

so long as his ungainly figure filled their vision, and the

maniac appearance of the yokel rasped Antony's over-strained nerves

unendurably.

"If that is a fair sample of Huntersville youth, it would be a real

blessing to the community to murder a few," he muttered

malevolently, as they dashed, at what seemed to him a terribly

accelerated pace, into the little town. A large sign-board sprang

up suddenly, as it seemed, and faced them.

_Village limits. Slow down to six miles an hour_ (it read) _by

order of Commissioners. Offenders Will be_----

But Antony, though desirous of reading further, even at the cost of

a halt, was unable to do so.

It was high noon and the main artery of travel could not have

assumed a condition more favourable to an unwilling excursionist.

Save for a group of children, which scattered to safety at

the steady warning of the horn, and a laggard team of greys,

whose languid progress from the middle of the road to their

legitimate anchorage at the side cost their master his hind wheel,

only a pompous speckled hen disputed their right of way. To his

companion's shriek of horror--"The hen! The hen, Mr. Tony!"--Antony

replied only, through set teeth, "This is no time to think of hens--

blow that horn!" and drove like Attila the implacable over whatever

of domesticity and motherhood that obstinate fowl may have

represented. One more heap of empty barrels making a treacherous

curve, one more angry woman, leaping into a puddle to protect her

wide-eyed urchin, one heart-stifling ne'er-do-weel lurching at the

last possible quarter-second with drunken luck, out of

destruction's way, and it was over: Antony, firmly convinced

that his hair must be snowy white, suffered the pent-up breath to

escape at last from his lungs, only to catch it desperately again

as a burly man, whose ostentatiously drawn-back coat displayed a

gleaming metal badge, stood deliberately before them, not a hundred

feet away, and waved his hand with unmistakable meaning. In this

hand fluttered a bit of yellow paper which recalled irresistible

memories of the telegraph office; the other grasped a large nickel

watch that winked derisively in the sunlight.

"Stop!" he bellowed majestically, and balanced upon his bow legs.

On one side stretched a hastily constructed barrier of old boards

and flimsy crates through which the blue sky line gleamed in bright

bars; on the other a heavy waggon rested at an evidently

intentional slant.

"Blow, blow!" gasped Antony, and, "Get out of the way, you fool!"

he cried with ineffective hoarseness, grinding his teeth as it

became apparent that the creature meant to brazen it through.

"Look out! We can't stop! Oh, please go away!"

The shrill scream of the girl at his side accomplished more than

the horn: the terror in her eyes spoke loudly for her, and with a

face wherein rage and incredulity struggled, this vidous obstructor

of highways stepped unwillingly aside and left them a scant five

feet of passageway. But for Antony, in his present state of nerves,

five feet was all too scant. Had he then escaped all the chances

and changes of this mad morning, had he won through by a

miracle of success, only to be balked at the last by an

incalculable old village marplot? Should a paunchy waddler of this

sort wreck at once his pride and his car? Thus he frothed and

boiled in his heart, and perhaps that overheated organ clouded his

eyes and vibrated in his wrists, for the heavy front wheels of the

great vehicle crashed into the flimsy right-hand barrier, mowed

down the crates and planking as if they had been of straw,

scattered them, crackling and clattering, far and wide; and worse

than this, the hind wheels, with an utterly unintentional flirt

which had nevertheless all the effect of a malicious and

brilliantly executed manoeuvre, jolted the barrier-waggon so

violently that the horse attached to it sprang quickly forward,

thus unfortunately upsetting the pursy and authoritative native who

had retreated to that side for safety. Down he rolled in the dust,

yelling frantically, while the frightened horse with a sharp turn

fled back through the town, scattering still further the wreckage

of the ill-fated barricade. Nette, turning involuntarily, saw all

this and saw, too, that even as he bit the dust the outraged wearer

of the metal badge still clutched, and as it seemed to her

brandished, with a sinister motion the square of yellow paper.

She stole a glance at Antony, but his set jaw and lowering brow did

not invite confidences, and she sat in silence during the few

remaining moments that sufficed to set them free of the village

outskirts.

"Here is the road," said Antony briefly as they turned into a

winding, stony track that closed behind them like a gate; and on

this occasion no untoward happening checked the deep breath that he

allowed himself.

"I have ridden along this road ten miles at least," he continued,

"and it is practically deserted. They have to keep it in some sort

of shape because it is the only way they have to haul timber in the

autumn from the woods beyond, and telegraph poles; then they send

them away by boat down the river. I never followed it to the end,

but I should suppose it would wind into Brookdale, which is on the

Northern Trunk Division, and nowhere near us by rail, you know."

"Brookdale . . . Brookdale?" she murmured vaguely, as he seemed to

be waiting for her to speak.

"What I propose to do," he went on, quite easily now, and steering

the car, within the simple limits possible, almost unconsciously,

"is to go on like this as long as the road is deserted as it is

now. As soon as we reach Brookdale--or whatever village we touch

first--I will try to find a big enough sweep to turn around in and

simply retrace our way. This I shall continue to do until this

brutal machinery runs down. It will be dull, but safe. All the

farmhouses have turns for their own waggons, and I can be fairly

sure of a clear path around a watering trough or sign board, you

see. There is a good broad sweep, I noticed, in front of the last

farm before we turn into the woods here and I'm not afraid to go as

near Huntersville as that. To begin with, they'd never believe that

we would be so foolish as to come back, and they will naturally

suppose that we took the regular state road and got across the

river; touring-cars like this don't go up this way--unless they are

obliged to," he added grimly, as an unusually rough spot shook them

till their very teeth rattled. "I hope you approve of this plan?"

he concluded politely.

"I suppose it is the best thing to do, considering

everything," she answered after a little pause, "though I wish . . .

when shall we reach Brookdale?"

"I am unable to tell you," Antony replied with a touch of asperity,

"and I really cannot see what difference it makes, since we can

hardly hope to stop there on our first trip."

"To be sure," she said, "I forgot. You manage the car so well that

I forgot that you can't do anything you like with it. You must

excuse me."

At these words a comforting and fragrant warmth, the very subtle

aroma of well-being, stole about Antony's heart, and his face

relaxed insensibly. He could the more readily excuse her ingenuous

error because he had more than once in the last hour fallen into it

himself. It was difficult to believe that his control of this

cumbrous soft-bitted monster, answering so sweetly to the slightest

contraction of his wrist, was merely nominal; that only the most

extraordinary good fortune stood between him and crushing ruin.

"Why do you suppose that ugly fat man wanted to stop us, Mr. Tony?"

Nette demanded suddenly--"did he have any right to, or any reason?"

Antony sighed thoughtfully, and his various feelings struggled in

his face.

"As to his rights," he answered judicially, "I really could not

say. He certainly had some kind of badge. But as to his reasons, I

fear the only difficulty will be to count them."

"To count them?" she repeated curiously. "Are there so many, then?"

Antony shrugged his shoulders expressively.

"In the first place," he began, "we are supposed to have purposely

irritated an extremely unpleasant old snake to the point of biting,

perhaps fatally, a French chauffeur. If fatally, the law wants us

on that account. In the second place, we have stolen a large

and costly touring car and are apparently occupied in making away

with it as fast as possible. And the law wants us on that account.

In the third place, we have violated the speed regulations of

Huntersville and refused to stop when called upon to answer for it,

and the law wants us on that account. In the fourth place, we have

knocked down and, for all I know, seriously injured an official of

Huntersville, and the law wants us on that account. Do I make

myself clear?"

"Quite clear," she replied soberly, and then, without the slightest

warning, she burst into a rich gurgle of laughter, so rollicking

and infectious that Antony had joined her before he realised it,

and the wood rang with their united mirth. The massive mechanism,

whose least lever they could not have explained, had it been to

save their lives, rolled ponderously along, clanking and hissing

beneath them; and they, perched like flippant butterflies on its

upholstered surface, chuckled and trilled and rejoiced in their

youth. As the Indian child leads the mighty elephant by a leash of

meadow grass, so Antony directed his car with a flick of the wrist,

and like the child thought nothing of what he did, save that it was

amusing and showed forth his mightiness. Death glided along

beside them, revolving softly with each turn of the four broad

tires; terror lurked at every vine-twisted bend in the road; not a

smooth beech nor a rough chestnut but might have hidden behind it

some horrid destiny--and they rode on lightly, as the froth on the

breaker before it crashes on the beach.

Upon Antony, indeed, positive serenity had fallen, and a

consciousness of readiness for any emergency. It was with some

strong sense of this that he leaned down to his companion and said

with a masterful smile--the smile of one whose thorough

acquaintance with himself precludes any idea of self-gratulation:

"Perhaps, my dear Miss Nette, it is, after all, as well that you

have one of us despised young fellows with you to-day? Even the

most fascinating of greybeards might have found this crisis a

little too much for him?"

Only the lowest curve of her flushed cheek was visible. Grapelike

curls of warm brown shielded her eyes, but he remembered their

astonishing blue and glanced with keen appreciation at her silken

instep to strengthen the memory. When all was said, what pluck she

had! How many girls would have skimmed so swiftly and surely

down that hill, would have faced a danger so evident with such

buoyant courage, would have smiled so comradely in the face of

fear? What if her tongue were a little sharp? She was not the

ordinary brainless twitterer of her age. And something more than

brain had flashed and deepened in her eyes. . . . She was speaking.

"Perhaps, my dear Mr. Tony," she responded affably--alas, too

affably--"it is, after all, as well to remember that even the least

fascinating of greybeards would be hardly likely to involve me in

such a crisis!"

The car rose to a large irregular stone that punctuated the already

rough road, and Antony bounced angrily from his seat, descending

with a shock that jarred his spine throughout its length. It seemed

to him that the machinery clanked and laboured more heavily, that

they were going a little more slowly; only a little, perhaps, but

still more slowly. But he was too vexed to care if their progress

were slow or quick. He loathed the pert, confident creature at his

side from the bottom of his heart. Viewed in the sudden sultry heat

of his feelings, what was her self-possession but brazen

effrontery? Was such diabolic quickness of _riposte_ even

creditable to her years and sex? He considered the situation

briefly: why were they in their present plight? Because, to put the

matter baldly, he had been misled by the statements of a young

woman who had openly admitted herself in no condition to be held

responsible for her words--a pretty state of things! Really, it was

hardly . . . hardly . . . but she was speaking again.

"Mr. Tony," she said softly (she had the knack of making a soft

murmur rise above the clamour of the machinery), "please do not

think, Mr. Tony, that I do not appreciate your courage, and--and

sensibleness after it all happened! And I fully realise that it was

partly my--that I--that if I had not----"

"Not at all," he answered stiffly, taking pity in spite of himself

at her evident embarrassment. "As you implied, the initial

responsibility was all mine."

But though his words were stiff, his heart had grown insensibly

supple under the pressure of her voice. After all, what did her

condition prove--that condition that had prompted their mad flight--

but her very innocence and ignorance of alcoholicstimulant? A

very good showing, in these relaxed and indecorous days. We should

always try to be just.

Drifting on these conflicting tides of feeling, Antony ceased to

study the winding road with the severe scrutiny he had hitherto

applied to it, and as the way was now very rough, he failed utterly

to observe for what it was, a certain grassy cart track curving

into their path, and took it with a twist of the wheel, even as his

companion cried out in alarm.

"What are you doing? This cannot be right!" she warned, but it was

too late, and Antony realized that on the very verge of the

wood road, just as he should have looked for a space to turn in and

retrace their safe course, he had left that course entirely and was

steering along a now barely perceptible wheelway through a rough

and rolling pasture lot.

He shut his lips tightly and affected not to have heard her, and

for a few seconds they rode, in silence, through the stony field.

Suddenly she grasped his arm and for the first time terror

sharpened her voice.

"Oh! oh! see those cows! Oh, don't you see them? Go back! Go back!"

Antony shook her off impatiently and grazed a stump on the right

only to bump against a jagged boulder on the left. The car was

undoubtedly moving more slowly; he could swear to it.

"I believe it is an established fact that the cow is not

carnivorous," he observed, peering in spirit to the limits of the

field and wondering if he could turn in case a stone wall

threatened.

"I am going to jump," she announced quietly, and a spasm of fear

shot through him remembering the pointed stubble and the flinty

rocks.

"Listen," he commanded, "and try not to be a little idiot. What

harm can a cow do you? Or if it could"--with a burst of

inspiration--"why should you throw yourself into the middle of

them--perhaps with a broken leg?"

A smothered gasp told him that this shot had told, and he drove on

grimly; the nearly obliterated track led straight into the nibbling

herd. As the monstrous, labouring chariot neared them they lifted

their heads, stared gloomily a moment, and lumbered off, herding

into a clumsy canter as the unknown enemy gained on them. Stunted

firs rose here and there beside the track; the wheels crushed the

smaller stumps now, and tipped more alarmingly as they took the

unavoidable stones. They two might have been the first (or last) of

human pairs in all the world, for they rode utterly alone between

the dun earth and the blue sky. Each moment Antony expected to

wake, gripping the sheets, and each moment this dreamlike progress,

this mad chase of dappled cows, this pitching, tossing, clangorous

flight, grew more real, more ludicrous, more menacing.

Suddenly the path grew smoother; even, it seemed to Antony, more

slippery. The wheels took a different motion, the noise of

machinery grew by tiny degrees less and lower and died into a

drone. It almost seemed that they were gliding with the force of

gravity alone, for the track (now a broad muddy band) dipped

slightly but steadily. They appeared to be bound for a providential

gap in an ugly stone wall; below this stretched a wonderfully green

field bounded by a thick row of feathery sage-coloured trees, the

first full foliage they had seen.

Drugged with the steady head-wind of their flight, his hands

mechanically glued to the wheel, his brain a mere phonograph that

sang, over and over, "Keep in the track! Keep In the track!" Antony

took his juggernaut through the scant six feet in the wall, marked

how those of the cattle that had crowded through the opening made

for the thinnest place in the fringe of trees, tried to estimate

the force of a collision with one of those gnarled and twisted

trunks, and realised to his horror that all power of initiative

was exhausted in him. Helpless and hypnotised, fatalistic as a

wild-riding Arab, he could only sit and grasp the wheel and wonder

vaguely what would happen. Would she jump? He was practically

certain that the motive-power was completely or nearly

exhausted, and that they were slipping along on a different and

sloping soil. Even as this flashed through his mind he saw a

welcome gap in the sage-green trees and made for it, though in

doing so he left the path, which, for that matter, split

inexplicably into many tiny paths.

What was that behind the green? What fields or walls or trees are

blue? What blue shimmers and sparkles? . . .

"Jump! Jump!" he cried, hoarsely, but she sat fascinated, turned to

stone by his side.

As one watches the water in a globe of coloured glass by the

seashore and smiles at the tiny splashing mites that sport in it,

so Antony watched a large red-and-white cow stagger helplessly down

a steepish slope, and smiled as she plunged clumsily into the broad

river. "It is beyond her depth, for she is swimming," he thought,

and then they hung for three seconds on the brink of the tiny

slope, a maddening three seconds, in which they might have jumped,

but could not--and plunged, with a sharp, sweet scream from the

rigid girl by his side, into the river. It rose up strangely, as it

seemed, to meet them, and with the cold shock of the water

Antony's will returned to him, and he rolled over the side of the

car before it was quite submerged, dragging Nette with him, and

pitching her over beyond him with his left arm. She slipped from

his grasp by the very force of the movement and went down, and the

current caught them both.

THE RETURN

III.

THE RETURN

EVEN as he sank in the river, Antony perceived that he was in the

grip of a terrible current. He struck out with all his strength

against it for a moment, instinctively, before he realised that it

was folly to combat it; and as he rose to the surface, staring

eagerly along the course of its tugging compulsion, he saw, as he

had hoped to see, a sleek small head several yards in advance of

him. With a shout of encouragement he made for the small, floating

dot, and swam as he had never swam before, marking its distance

each second in order to be able to dive when it should disappear.

But it did not disappear. To his delight it floated serenely along,

and as he caught up with it, still yelling in his excitement, it

turned towards him.

"Don't you think you might as well stop that noise, now?" said

Nette calmly. "We seem to be saved. Is it far to the shore?"

Antony's jaw dropped and he swallowed more of the river water than

was conducive to his comfort.

"I--I don't know, really," he gasped, "but it can't be, of course,

if this beastly current will only let us land. Shall I hold you a

little? Aren't you tired?"

"Not yet" she answered briefly. "I'll let you know. Of course my

clothes make a dif----"

She paused abruptly and devoted her breath to keeping up with him.

Antony was a strong and rapid swimmer and had had more than one

occasion to practice the art when fully dressed. Rising on his

stroke, he glanced about him and saw with joy that the current was

sweeping them gradually, though not directly, to the left bank of

the river. He could in fact discern their course in the different

texture of the water as it sparkled in the sun.

"Just put your hand on my shoulder," he begged. "There's no use

wasting your strength. I think we ought to be there in five

minutes, at this rate. It must be awfully hard in those skirts."

Her breath came short and hard now; with a slight motion of her

head she indicated her assent, and placed her hand on his shoulder,

and they slid in silence through the water. The bank, which now

loomed clearly over them, was quite high at this point, and Antony

deliberately neglected more than one place where a brief effort

would have got them out of the current, in order to make sure of an

easy slope by which to land. Suddenly his eye lit on what he had

been waiting for, a winding, easy path up through the cleared

underbrush, with a rough, three-sided shanty near it.

"Here we are!" he cried encouragingly. "I think I can get you

across--by Jove, it's taking us there!"

And this was so: the current, with a distinct twist, urged them in

towards shore, and in a moment more Antony touched the bottom of

the river and towed his companion, now hanging heavily on him, in

to safety. They dragged themselves wearily up the little path,

soggy and dripping, Nette's skirts heavy with water, and sat down

with one accord on a sunny rock in front of the decaying old

building, evidently a deserted boathouse, from the coils of rope

and broken oars that lay there. They looked dully at each other,

and as they looked they shivered, for hot as was the sun, the

river, not yet warmed by this specious early spring, had chilled

them to the bone.

Antony shook himself and tried to overcome the lassitude that had

crept on him.

"Well, here we are!" he said tentatively, pressing his teeth

together to hide their chattering. "It is a mighty good thing you

swim so well, isn't it? Now we must get out of this as soon as

possible--your lips are blue. I suppose you really ought to run

about a little, oughtn't you?"

"I suppose so," she assented wearily, "but I shall not do so,

nevertheless. Is there no house near here?"

They gazed about them, but no chimney, no red barn, no white

steeple, rewarded the inspection. Robinson upon his isle could have

felt himself no more abandoned. Jutting headlands cut off their

view up and down the river; high pasture land broken with woods

covered all they could see on the opposite bank, and the one upon

which they found themselves appeared to consist entirely of sand

pits, gnarled roots, and fallen trees, with what seemed a rather

formidable forest behind.

"It seems idiotic," Antony began, "and of course we must be

somewhere--this is a ridiculous sort of country; one would think we

were in the middle of Africa--but just at the moment I cannot say

that I see any signs of humanity but this old boathouse. I will

take a run up beyond that little promontory and look about. Please

jump up and down while I am gone, and could you not take that skirt

off and dry it in the sun?"

She nodded.

"And by the way," she observed casually, "where is the motor-car, do

you suppose?"

Antony sat down from sheer force of surprise. He had utterly

forgotten the motor-car. Life to him had begun anew when he

staggered up the bank. He looked piteously over the shining river.

"Well, we've done it, now!" he exclaimed, and as he sat in huddled

misery a fit of senseless laughter shook him, nor was his dripping

companionlong in joining him. They laughed till the decayed

old boathouse echoed, and when, from very fatigue, they stopped, no

trifles such as cold or wet or isolation or the justly merited

terror of the Law could cloud their invincible youth after that

baptism of mirth.

"Anyway," Antony began, his voice still shaking, "we are on the

other side of the river, and there is no bridge for two miles,

certainly, and we came through a pasture to get here and so the old

car is pretty safe to be under the mud by the time she could be

traced. They say the bottom is mostly quicksand all about here--if

we are here--for heaven's sake, what is that?"

He pointed to a black rectangular object floating placidly on to

shore, not ten feet from them.

"It is a trunk," Nette replied excitedly, "a black, waterproof

motor trunk! And a suit case behind it! And oh, see, do you see

that hat box?"

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