THE TEST

In the boiler factories they submit the boiler to a test of resistance.

The engine is subjected to a pressure three or four times stronger than

the one it will have to withstand in the ordinary run of work. If

successful it is sent out to the market guaranteed by the factory. If

not, it is made over. The weak points are strengthened, and in most

cases it is put away to be entirely recast.

For boilers and engines this may be a good system of control, though

many an engineer maintains that the over-pressure weakens the machine

for ordinary use.

To use such a system with men, women and children is barbarous, to say

the least. The Inquisition had such a system--the Question Chamber. It

is a well-known fact that persons put to the "Question" often admitted

things which in reality they had never said or done. Most of the time

they, the tortured ones, knew that to admit these things meant death,

the hangman or the auto da fé. Still, when they confessed, the torture

ceased for the moment. This they called "The Test." Not one in a

thousand could maintain his will power when the test was applied. It

went on in crescendo as the hours passed by and the man or woman did not

"respond." It was up to the man doing the work to devise such means as

would loosen the tongue, break the will. The hangman himself was

punished for not getting at the truth, or was praised by his superior

for his success. Torquemada called a particular man from Madrid to

accompany him to Grenada, as he alone knew how to apply the "Test" to

the glory of the Almighty and of Jesus Christ. This man had perfected

himself in the art of torturing. I am not certain whether this is the

man who is spoken of in connection with the "Question" of a certain

gentleman which had to be put off because the "_real one_" at the bench

had a terrible toothache that day.

But the "Test" is applied to-day. Applied to the poor by organised

charity. Applied systematically, methodically and in crescendo; and like

the "real one" wanted by Torquemada there are real ones in the offices

of the Charity Institutions.

This is how it is done.

A family is pensioned by the organisation. Three or four years the

family has received regularly two dollars a week and the rent and coals

for the winter. Then all at once, generally early in the winter, the

order to apply the "Test" is given. The family is visited three or four

times in a week. The children are followed to and from their work. The

neighbours are adroitly asked about the family. Every one visiting the

family and surprised by the investigator is questioned: "Are you the

brother of Mrs. B.?" "Are you her husband? Are you her boarder?" If this

does not bring results the coal is cut off, to see whether the family

cannot succeed in raising money for coal. If this is not successful the

allowance is discontinued for a few weeks. This naturally brings the

woman to the office. She is not allowed to see the Manager. For several

days this is continued, then the question is put: What is she doing at

night? Where does she go during the day? Whence does she get the

necessary additional money? If she is a stubborn subject and resists all

this, then the rent is cut off. The landlord waits a few days. The woman

runs to the office. "What shall I do?" "We have no money; help

yourself," she is told. In a few days the "furniture," two broken

chairs, a limping table and a mattress, are put out in the street. In

the cold, in the snow, the children are huddled up in rags, between the

table and the stove and the picture of Washington. On top of the bundle

of bedding is a saucer in which some passersby have thrown a few cents.

Sometimes, in a case like this, some distant, poor relative, or some one

with whom the family had connections, steps in and gives them a helping

hand. Then, the test being successful, the woman is cut off the pension

list. She has helped herself.

At other times, there being no one to help, the applicant makes such a

row that he is restored to the list with a cross after his name denoting

bad behaviour. On another occasion he will again be tried.

Sometimes the woman comes running and begs that her rent be paid. She

will attend to the rest. She will sell newspapers, matches. She will

scrub floors. She will send her twelve year old daughter to work.

"You can't do that. She is not of age."

"Yes, she is."

"According to our records she is only twelve years old."

"I lied, then. She is fourteen. Only pay my rent. I can't stay in the

street."

The "Test" has been partially successful. Pension and coal supply is cut

off. Only the rent is paid. A little girl is sent to an early grave.

I remember one case where the coalman, an old Italian, had pity and gave

the coal on credit. When the investigator asked him why he did so he

answered angrily, "Not your business." A report was made in regard to

the immoral relations between the poor widow and the old Italian. It was

but natural that a certain friendship should be established between the

widow and her benefactor. She repaired his clothes, and when the

allowance was cut off he divided his bread with her. No amount of

explanation could convince the investigator that the woman was not

proven to be immoral by this fact.

"Why is she so friendly with the coalman?"

"Because she is cold and he gives her coals."

"Why does he give her coals?"

"Because you don't send her any."

Then the investigator would answer triumphantly:

"If she were an honest woman she would stand the test. She would suffer

cold and hunger." Then she would remember that last summer the woman had

a new dress that she could not account for and once there was a piece of

chicken in her pot. She evidently got it from the butcher for her good

offices. The poor have no business to eat chicken. It is the old

question of the Southern negro. He is not allowed to engage in other

trades than cooking and shoe shining, and when you discuss this with a

Southern gentleman he proves to you that the negro is an inferior being

from the fact that he does not work at anything but these trades. You

cut off the supply of coal in the dead of winter, and when the woman

obtains it from the coalman it is a proof that she is dishonest--that

they are "all alike." It is true that many of them would give their

bodies for a bucket of coal or a piece of meat when they are hungry and

cold. Many of them have admitted crimes that they have never committed

under stress. But what does that prove?

One young widow with a two year old child when submitted to the test

twice in one year was taken in by a "Madame" of a house of ill-fame in

the neighbourhood. She left the few broken chairs and the table on the

sidewalk and went there in the capacity of cook. I found her there. She

was glad of the change. "But it is an immoral house," I argued. "It's

better than to be at the mercy of the investigator and the office," was

her answer. A few weeks later she had given away her child and was a

regular inmate of the house, and still glad of the change, and thankful

to the woman who had taken her in. But the report of the investigator,

both to the charity institution and the Sisterhood, reads: "Mrs. K.

always led a life of shame and all my work was unsuccessful. When put to

the test she went to a disreputable house and has of late abandoned her

own child." The Sisterhood used their influence and had the house raided

a few times and all the women arrested, Mrs. K. among them. The

"madame" was expressly told that she was being persecuted on account of

the woman she had taken in. When Mrs. K. had finished her sentence in

prison she found the door of the house closed to her. Fourteenth Street

is free. I spoke to her. She is still glad of the change. Such are the

results of the "Test."

It is not those who do not receive charity--the poor who have to go

without--who are to be pitied, but those who are in the clutches of

charity. They should be helped, saved. They are the greatest sufferers.

Under the cloak of charity men and women are tortured. Each piece of

bread is scalded with tears and pains, and if another Napoleon should

arise there is a job waiting for him--to burn down the modern

Inquisition, destroy the torture chamber, abolish the "Question," the

"Test," to save the poor from organised charity.

No wonder that the situation is such a horrible one, when you consider

the general mentality of the people supposed to work for the

amelioration of the suffering poor. Who are they? Have they the interest

of the poor at heart, or do they consider first their own job? Does any

one of them start his daily work with a thought of the poor, with a

charitable thought? Not at all. His only occupation is how to please

his superior, how to show a good record, so that his own bread is

assured. The poor are stepping stones, a climbing ladder towards

promotion, social influence, recognition. Incidentally some of the

applicants get a few dollars a week, but they are not the real objective

point.

It reminds me of Colonel Sellers in Mark Twain's story. He proposes a

partnership to a young man for the manufacture of a certain eye-water, a

special preparation to heal sore eyes, and when the young man becomes

enthusiastic about it--he will heal sores!--Colonel Sellers tells him:

"This is not the object, my boy. From the first fifty thousand bottles

we sell we open another branch in Calcutta or Bombay--there are millions

of sufferers there." Again the young man thinks of the good work, but

Colonel Sellers continues: "And from there we establish warehouses in

Alexandria, Smyrna and Buenos Ayres, twenty million bottles a year is

our output, with a net profit of two hundred thousand dollars a year."

By this time the young man too has been influenced to look away from the

real object, the sick, the sufferers. Two hundred thousand dollars a

year is a good prize. But Twain had something in his sleeve and Colonel

Sellers delivers his last blow.

"Do you think that a man like me would be satisfied with a paltry two

hundred thousand dollars a year? There's millions in it, my dear boy."

The real business now only begins. "We will form a stock company with a

capital of twenty-five million dollars, etc., etc."

This was the real business. The sick and poor and the medicine were only

an incident, a necessary ingredient to the whole scheme to give it an

appearance of something. There are enough Colonel Sellers in the charity

institutions. They are there only for a fraction of time before they get

the real thing--before they form the stock company. Incidentally the

sore eye preparation, namely, the poor, play a rôle.

The charity institution--it is the Stock Exchange of suffering.

I have just described one form of the "Test." When I once spoke about it

to some one who has been connected with another one of these

institutions for years, expecting him to be horrified, he simply took a

note of the details in his book. "And how does it work?" he asked me. I

explained that a good many, driven to the brink, have squirmed out by

some by-path, while others shift for themselves as best they can.

"Well, well," he thought aloud, "I'll have to try it myself." And

incidentally I learned a good many other tricks of the trade, as he

called them, from him.

"There was one particular woman," he told me, "whose mouth I had to

open with my fist so that she would tell us where her boy was. He had

run away from the place we had found for him. We wanted him to learn a

trade and a glassblower gave him a chance. But the boy would not stay

with his boss. I argued and argued and argued. He did not like the

trade, he told me, but in reality it was work he did not like. The last

time he ran away I decided that it was about time to show my authority

and I found a reason to have him arrested. The mother having told me

that he had not given her his pay I wanted her to get a warrant issued

and put him away for a few months in a house of correction, just to

teach him a good lesson, but the mother would not tell me where he was.

When I saw that I could not make her say anything by persuasion--well, I

had to use force."

"What of the boy?" I inquired.

"He was no good. He was six months in the house of correction, but it

did not help. He is now a gang leader of very bad reputation," he

finished, with devout eyes. This stupid ass in charge of the poor, _who

walks six miles to get a certain brand of cigar, would not understand

that a boy may not like one trade and be very willing to learn another_.

This spiritual hog wanted to show his authority by compelling a mother

to give up her child to gaolers--used force to do it--to the Glory of

the Almighty and Jesus Christ. And he wondered that his "case" had

become a gang leader! I wonder that the boy did not repay him for his

splendid service to humanity.

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