CHAPTER V

WHEREIN BOBBY ATTENDS A STOCK-HOLDERS' MEETING AND CUTS A WISDOM-TOOTH

Within a very few days was completed the complicated legal machinery

which threw the John Burnit Store and Trimmer and Company into the

hands of "The Burnit-Trimmer Merchandise Corporation" as a holding and

operating concern. The John Burnit Store went into that consolidation

at an invoice value of two hundred and sixty thousand dollars, Trimmer

and Company at two hundred and forty thousand; and Bobby was duly

pleased. He had the majority of stock! On the later suggestion of Mr.

Trimmer, however, sixty thousand dollars of additional capital was

taken into the concern.

"The alterations, expansions, new departments and publicity will

compel the command of about that much money," Mr. Trimmer patiently

explained; "and while we could appropriate that amount from our

respective concerns, we ought not to weaken our capital, particularly

as financial affairs throughout the country are so unsettled. This is

not a brisk commercial year, nor can it be."

"Yes," admitted Bobby, "I've heard something of all this hard-times

talk. I know Nick Allstyne sold his French racer, and Nick's supposed

to be worth no end of money."

"Exactly," agreed Mr. Trimmer dryly. "This sixty thousand dollars'

worth of stock, Mr. Burnit, I am quite sure that I can place with

immediate purchasers, and if you will leave the matter to me I can

have it all represented in our next meeting without any bother at all

to you."

"Very kind of you, I am sure," agreed Bobby, thankful that this

trifling detail was not to bore him.

And so it was that the Burnit-Trimmer Merchandise Corporation was

incorporated at five hundred and sixty thousand dollars. It was

considerably later when Bobby realized the significance of the fact

that the subscribers to the additional capitalization consisted of Mr.

Trimmer's son, his son-in-law, his head bookkeeper, his confidential

secretary and his cousin, all of whom had also been minor

stock-holders in the concern of Trimmer and Company.

It was upon the day preceding the first stock-holders' meeting of the

reorganized company that Bobby, quite proud of the fact that he had

acted independently of them, made the formal announcement to Johnson

and Applerod that the great consolidation had been effected.

"Beginning with to-morrow morning, Mr. Johnson," said he to that

worthy, "the John Burnit Store will be merged into the Burnit-Trimmer

Merchandise Corporation, and Mr. Trimmer will doubtless send his

secretary to confer with you about an adjustment of the clerical

work."

"Yes, sir," said Mr. Johnson dismally, and rose to open the filing

case behind him. With his hand in the case he paused and turned a most

woebegone countenance to the junior Burnit. "We shall be very

regretful, Mr. Applerod and myself, to lose our positions, sir," he

stated. "We have grown up with the business from boyhood."

"Nonsense!" exploded Applerod. "We would be regretful if that were to

occur, but there is nothing of the sort possible. Why, Mr. Burnit, I

think this consolidation is the greatest thing that ever happened.

I've been in favor of it for years; and as for its losing me my

position--Pooh!" and he snapped his fingers.

"Applerod is quite right, Mr. Johnson," said Bobby severely. "Nothing

of the sort is contemplated. Yourself and Mr. Applerod are to remain

with me as long as fair treatment and liberal pay and personal

attachment can induce you to do so."

"Thank you, sir," said Mr. Johnson dryly, but he shook his head, and

from the file produced one of the familiar gray envelopes.

Bobby eyed it askance as it came toward him, and winced as he saw the

inscription. He was beginning to dread these missives. They seemed to

follow him about, to menace him, to give him a constant feeling of

guilt. Nevertheless, he took this one quite calmly and walked into his

own room. It was addressed:

_To My Son,

Upon the Occasion of His Completing a Consolidation

with Silas Trimmer_

and it read:

"When a man devils you for years to enter a business deal with

him, you may rest assured that man has more to gain by it than

you have. Aside from his wormwood business jealousy of me,

Silas Trimmer has wanted this Grand Street entrance to his

store for more than the third of a century; now he has it.

He'll have your store next."

"Look here, Governor," protested Bobby aloud, to his lively

remembrance of his father as he might have stood in that very room, "I

call this rather rubbing it in. It's a bit unsportsmanlike. It's

almost like laying a trap for a chap who doesn't know the game," and,

rankling with a sense of injustice, he went out to Johnson.

"I say, Johnson," he complained, "it's rather my fault for being too

stubborn to ask about it, but if you knew that Mr. Trimmer was trying

to work a game on me that was dangerous to the business, why didn't

you volunteer to explain it to me; to forewarn me and give me a chance

for judgment with all the pros and cons in front of me?"

"From the bottom of my heart, Mr. Burnit," said Johnson with feeling,

"I should like to have done it; but it was forbidden."

He already had lying before him another of the gray envelopes, and

this he solemnly handed over. It was addressed:

_To My Son,

Upon His Complaining that Johnson Gave Him No Warning

Concerning Silas Trimmer_

The message it contained was:

"It takes hard chiseling to make a man, but if the material is

the right grain the tool-marks won't show. If I had wanted you

merely to make money, I would have left the business entirely

in the hands of Johnson and Applerod. But there is no use to

put off pulling a tooth. It only hurts worse in the end."

When Bobby left the office he felt like walking in the middle of the

street to avoid alley corners, since he was unable to divine from what

direction the next brick might come. He had taken the business to

heart more than he had imagined that he would, and the very fact of

his father's having foreseen that he would succumb to this

consolidation made him give grave heed to the implied suggestion that

he would be a heavy loser by it. He had an engagement with Allstyne

and Starlett at the Idlers' that afternoon, but they found him most

preoccupied, and openly voted him a bore. He called on Agnes Elliston,

but learned that she was out driving, and he savagely assured himself

that he knew who was handling the reins. He dined at the Traders',

and, for the first time since he had begun to frequent that place, the

creases in his brow were real.

Later in the evening he dropped around to see Biff Bates. In the very

center of the gymnasium he found that gentleman engaged in giving a

preliminary boxing lesson to a spider-like new pupil, who was none

other than Silas Trimmer. Responding to Biff's cheerful grin and Mr.

Trimmer's sheepish one with what politeness he could muster, Bobby

glumly went home.

On the next morning occurred the first stock-holders' meeting of the

Burnit-Trimmer Merchandise Corporation, which Bobby attended with some

feeling of importance, for, with his twenty-six hundred shares, he was

the largest individual stock-holder present. That was what had

reassured him overnight: the magic "majority of stock!" Mr. Trimmer

only had twenty-four hundred, and Bobby could swing things as he

pleased. His father, omniscient as he was, must certainly have failed

to foresee this fact. In his simplicity of such matters and his

general unsuspiciousness, Bobby had not calculated that if the

additional six hundred shares were to vote solidly with Mr. Trimmer

against him, his twenty-six hundred shares would be confronted by

three thousand, and so rendered paltry.

Mr. Trimmer was delighted to see young Mr. Burnit. This was a great

occasion indeed, both for the John Burnit Store and for Trimmer and

Company, and, in the opinion of Mr. Trimmer, his circular smile very

much in evidence, John Burnit himself would have been proud to see

this day! Mr. Smythe, Mr. Trimmer's son-in-law, also thought it a

great day; Mr. Weldon, Mr. Trimmer's head bookkeeper, thought it a

great day; Mr. Harvey, Mr. Trimmer's confidential secretary, and Mr.

U. G. Trimmer, Mr. Silas Trimmer's cousin, shared this pleasant

impression.

In the beginning the organization was without form or void, as all

such organizations are, but Mr. Trimmer, having an extremely clear

idea of what was to be accomplished, proposed that Mr. Burnit accept

the chair _pro tem._--where he would be out of the way. The unanimous

support which this motion received was quite gratifying to the

feelings of Mr. Burnit, proving at once that his fears had been not

only groundless but ungenerous, and, in accepting the chair, he made

them what he considered a very neat little speech indeed, striving the

while to escape that circular smile with its diameter of yellow teeth

and its intersecting crescent of stiff mustache; for he disliked

meanly to imagine that smile to have a sarcastic turn to-day. At the

suggestion of Mr. Trimmer, Mr. Weldon accepted the post of secretary

_pro tem._ Mr. Trimmer then, with a nicely bound black book in his

hand, rose to propose the adoption of the stock constitution and

by-laws which were neatly printed in the opening pages of this

minute-book, and in the articles of which he had made some trifling

amendments. Mr. Weldon, by request, read these most carefully and

conscientiously, making quite plain that the entire working management

of the consolidated stores was to be under the direct charge of a

general manager and an assistant general manager, who were to be

appointed and have their salaries fixed by the board of directors, as

was meet and proper. Gravely the stock-holders voted upon the adoption

of the constitution and by-laws, and, with a feeling of pride, as the

secretary called his name, Bobby cast his first vote in the following

conventional form:

"Aye--twenty-six hundred shares."

Mr. Trimmer followed, voting twenty-four hundred shares; then Mr.

Smythe, three hundred; Mr. Weldon, fifty; Mr. Harvey, fifty; Mr. U. G.

Trimmer, fifty; Mr. Thomas Trimmer, whose proxy was held by his

father, one hundred and fifty; making in all a total of fifty-six

hundred shares unanimously cast in favor of the motion; and Bobby,

after having roundly announced the result, felt that he was conducting

himself with vast parliamentary credit and lit a cigarette with much

satisfaction.

Mr. Trimmer, twirling his thumbs, displayed no surprise, nor even

gratification, when Mr. Smythe almost immediately put him in

nomination for president. Mr. Weldon promptly seconded that

nomination. Mr. Harvey moved that the nominations for the presidency

be closed. Mr. U. G. Trimmer seconded that motion, which was carried

unanimously; and with no ado whatever Mr. Silas Trimmer was made

president of the Burnit-Trimmer Merchandise Corporation, Mr. Burnit

having most courteously cast twenty-six hundred votes for him; for was

not Mr. Trimmer entitled to this honor by right of seniority? In

similar manner Mr. Burnit, quite pleased, and not realizing that the

vice-president of a corporation has a much less active and influential

position than the night watchman, was elected to the second highest

office, while Mr. Weldon was made secretary and Mr. Smythe treasurer.

Mr. Harvey, Mr. U. G. Trimmer and Mr. Thomas Trimmer were, as a matter

of course, elected members of the board of directors, the four

officers already elected constituting the remaining members of the

board. There seemed but very little business remaining for the

stock-holders to do, so they adjourned; then, the members of the board

being all present and having waived in writing all formal

notification, the directors went into immediate session, with Mr.

Trimmer in the chair and Mr. Weldon in charge of the bright and

shining new book of minutes.

The first move of that body, after opening the meeting in due form,

was made by Mr. Harvey, who proposed that Mr. Silas Trimmer be

constituted general manager of the consolidated stores at a salary of

fifty thousand dollars per year, a motion which was immediately

seconded by Mr. U. G. Trimmer.

Bobby was instantly upon his feet. Even with his total lack of

experience in such matters there was something about this that struck

him as overdrawn, and he protested that fancy salaries should have no

place in the reorganized business until experience had proved that the

business would stand it. He was very much in earnest about it, and

wanted the subject discussed thoroughly before any such rash step was

taken. The balance of the discussion consisted in one word from Mr.

Smythe, echoed by all his fellow-members.

"Question!" said that gentleman.

"You have all heard the question," said Mr. Trimmer calmly. "Those in

favor will please signify by saying 'Aye.'"

"Aye!" voted four members of the board as with one scarcely interested

voice.

"No!" cried Bobby angrily, and sprang to his feet, his anger confused,

moreover, by the shock of finding unsuspected wolves tearing at his

vitals. "Gentlemen, I protest against this action! I----"

Mr. Trimmer pounded on the table with his pencil in lieu of a gavel.

"The motion is carried. Any other business?"

It seemed that there was. Mr. Harvey proposed that Mr. Smythe be made

assistant general manager at a salary of twenty-five thousand dollars

per year. Again the farce of a ballot and the farce of a protest was

enacted. Where now was the voting power of Bobby's twenty-six hundred

shares? In the directors' meeting they voted as individuals, and they

were six against one. Rather indifferently, as if the thing did not

amount to much, Mr. Smythe proposed that the selection of a firm name

for advertising and publicity purposes be left to the manager, and

though Bobby voted no as to this proposition on general principles, it

seemed of minor importance, in his then bewildered state of mind.

After all, the thing which grieved him most just then was to find that

people _could_ do these things!

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