Step Outside

In camp one night one of the German prisoners was chock-full of

peace-at-any-price cant, and talked a lot about all men being brothers.

This didn’t please Terry Monahan, an Irish private of the Liverpool

Regiment, and, in a towering rage, he turned on the German: “You dirty,

church-going, altar-defiling, priest-murdering German devil,” he cried,

“ye’re no brother of mine, and by the holy saints if ye’ll only step

outside for wan minit it’s me will knock all the nonsense out of yer

ugly head”: _A Sergeant of the York and Lancaster Regiment_.

Didn’t Wait!

There were two lads of our regiment who were both hit, and there was

only one stretcher for them. Each had his views about which had the

most need of it first. The big one got ragged with the other’s refusal,

so raising himself with his unwounded arm, he cried, “You go the noo,

Jock, an’ if you’re no slippy about it, you’ll gaur me gae ye something

ye’ll remember when I’m a’ richt again.” Jock didn’t wait any longer

after that: _A Private of the Highland Light Infantry_.

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