MRS. NICKLEBY IN THE CHAIR.

_A Song of Sympathetic Suggestion._

["Poor Mrs. NICKLEBY, who had at no time been remarkable for

the possession of a very clear understanding, had been reduced

by the late changes in affairs to a most complicated state of

perplexity....

"'I don't know what to think, one way or other, my dear,' said

Mrs. NICKLEBY; 'NICHOLAS is so violent, and your uncle has

so much composure, that I can only hear what he says, and not

what NICHOLAS does. Never mind--don't let us talk any more

about it.'...

"Now Mrs. NICKLEBY was not the sort of person to be told

anything in a hurry, or rather to comprehend anything of

peculiar delicacy or importance on a short notice....

"'Anybody who had come in upon us suddenly would have supposed

that I was confusing and distracting, instead of making things

plainer; upon my word they would.'...

"'I am very sorry indeed,' said Mrs. NICKLEBY. 'I am very

sorry indeed for all this. I really don't know what would be

the best to do, and that's the truth;... but if it could be

settled in any friendly manner--and some fair arrangement was

come to, so that we undertook to have fish twice a week, and

a pudding once, or a dumpling, or something of that sort, I

do think it might be very satisfactory and pleasant for all

parties.'

"This compromise, which was proposed with abundance of tears

and sighs, not exactly meeting the point at issue, nobody took

any notice of it."

_Dickens's "Nicholas Nickleby._"]

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