ELIZA IN EGYPT

I

When the lively and somewhat spiteful Mrs. Eliza Fay landed at

Alexandria in the summer of 1779 that city was at her lowest ebb. The

glories of the antique had gone, the comforts of the modern had not

arrived. Gone were the temples and statues, gone the palace of Cleopatra

and the library of Callimachus, the Pharos had fallen and been succeeded

by the feeble Pharillon, the Heptastadion had silted up; while the

successors to these—the hotels, the clubs, the drainage system, the

exquisite Municipal buildings—still slept in the unastonished womb of

time.

Attached to Mrs. Fay was her husband, an incompetent advocate, who was

to make their fortunes in the East. Since the boat that had brought them

was owned by a Christian, they were forbidden to enter the Western

Harbour, and had to disembark not far from the place where, in more

enlightened days, the Ramleh Tramway was to terminate. All was barbarism

then, save for two great obelisks, one prone, one erect—“Cleopatra’s

Needles,” not yet transferred to New York and London respectively. They

were met in this lonely spot by the Prussian Consul, a certain Mr.

Brandy, who found them rooms, but had bad news for them: “a melancholy

story,” as Mrs. Fay calls it when writing to her sister. Between Cairo

and Suez, on the very route they proposed to take, a caravan had been

held up and some of its passengers murdered. She was pitiably agitated.

But she did not give up her sight-seeing; she had got to Alexandria and

meant to enjoy it. Cleopatra’s Needles in the first place. What did the

hieroglyphics on them signify? She applied to Mr. Brandy; but the

Consul, following the best traditions of the residential Levant, “seemed

to know no more than ourselves.” His kindness was unfailing. Next day he

produced donkeys—being Christians they were not allowed to ride

horses—and the party trotted over three miles of desert to Pompey’s

Pillar, preceded by a janissary with a drawn sword. Pompey’s Pillar

arouses few emotions in the modern breast. The environs are squalid, the

turnstile depressing, and one knows that it dates not from Pompey but

from Diocletian. Mrs. Fay approached it in a nobler mood.

Although quite unadorned, the proportions are so exquisite that

it must strike every beholder with a kind of awe, which softens

into melancholy when one reflects that the renowned hero, whose

name it bears, was treacherously murdered on this very coast by

the boatmen who were conveying him to Alexandria. His wretched

wife stood on the vessel he had just left, watching his

departure, as we may very naturally suppose, with inexpressible

anxiety. What must have been her agonies at the dreadful event!

The time was to come when Mrs. Fay herself would have watched with very

little anxiety the murder of Mr. Fay. Her Anthony—for such was his

name—led her from mess to mess, and in the end she had to divorce him.

Let us turn from these serious themes to a “ludicrous accident” that

befell Mr. Brandy on the way to “Cleopatra’s Palace.” He was very large

and stout, and his donkey, seizing its opportunity, stole away from

under the consular seat and left him astride on the sand! As for

“Cleopatra’s Palace,” it was not the genuine palace, but it was as

genuine as the emotion it inspired.

Never do I remember being so affected by a like object. I stood

in the midst of the ruins, meditating on the awful scene, till I

could have almost fancied I beheld its former mistress,

revelling in luxury with her infatuated lover, Mark Anthony, who

for her sake lost all.

An account of a party at the Brandies’ concludes the letter—a clear-cut

malicious account. Eliza is the child of her century, which affected

lofty emotions but whose real interest lay in little things, and in

satire.

We were most graciously received by Mrs. Brandy, who is a native

of this place; but as she could speak a little Italian we

managed to carry on something like a conversation. She was most

curiously bedizened on the occasion, and being short,

dark-complexioned, and of a complete dumpling shape, appeared

altogether the strangest lump of finery I ever beheld. She had a

handkerchief bound round her head, covered with strings composed

of spangles, but very large, intermixed with pearls and

emeralds; her neck and bosom were ornamented in the same way.

Add to all this an embroidered girdle with a pair of gold

clasps, I think very nearly four inches square, enormous

ear-rings, and a large diamond sprig at the top of her forehead,

and you must allow that she was a most brilliant figure. They

have a sweet little girl about seven years of age, who was

decked out in much the same style; but she really looked pretty

in spite of her incongruous finery. On the whole, though, I was

pleased with both mother and child; their looks and behaviour

were kind, and to a stranger in a strange land (and this is

literally so to us) a little attention is soothing and

consolatory; especially when one feels surrounded by

hostilities, which every European must do here. Compared with

the uncouth beings who govern this country, I felt at home among

the natives of France, and I will even say of Italy.

On taking leave, our host presented a book containing

certificates of his great politeness and attentions towards

travellers, which were signed by many persons of consideration,

and at the same time requesting that Mr. Fay and myself would

add our names to the list. We complied, though not without

surprise that a gentleman in his situation should have recourse

to such an expedient, which cannot but degrade him in the eyes

of his guests.

Rather cattish, that last remark, considering how much the Consul had

done for her. But a cat she is—spirited and observant, but a cat.

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