RUMOURS FOR THE RECESS.

_Monday_.--We hear, from a source which cannot possibly be mistaken,

that a _thorough reconstruction of the Cabinet_ is imminent. Mr.

SM-TH goes at once to the Upper House. Mr. B-LF-R becomes First Lord,

and Leader of the Commons. A position will be found for Mr. G-SCH-N

somewhere on the Gold Coast, and thus room will be made for Lord

R-ND-LPH CH-RCH-LL, whose popularity in official Conservative circles

is undiminished. Lord H-RT-NGT-N will probably not become Prime

Minister just yet.

_Tuesday_.--Since yesterday, some slight modifications in Ministerial

arrangements have been made. Mr. SM-TH, for example, does not go to

the House of Lords, nor Mr. G-SCH-N to the Gold Coast. Moreover, no

attempt has been made to induce Lord R-ND-LPH to enter the Cabinet,

and Mr. B-LF-R is not to be Leader of the House. Otherwise, the

rumoured reconstruction was quite correct. Lord H-RT-NGT-N'S

acceptance of the post of Prime Minister is considered to be merely

a matter of time.

_Wednesday_.--No fresh reconstruction is announced to-day, as

Ministers are mostly out of Town. Lord H-RT-NGT-N declines to be

interviewed on the subject of the Premiership.

_Thursday_.--An entirely fresh readjustment of Ministerial forces

is on the _tapis_. Great excitement prevails at Westminster. Nobody

exactly knows why, but it is expected that substitutes will be found

for Mr. G-SCH-N, Mr. SM-TH, Mr. B-LF-R, Mr. M-TTH-WS, Mr. R-TCH-E, and

Lord H-LSB-RY. Lord H-RT-NGT-N is said to have referred all persons

who questioned him about his acceptance of the Premiership, to Lord

S-L-SB-RY.

_Friday_.--Mr. M-TTH-WS has been offered the Governorship of Madras,

and has declined. He has been sounded as to whether he would accept

the High Commissionership of the unexplored parts of Central Africa,

and has replied evasively. Two prominent Members of the Cabinet are

said not to be on speaking terms, and are practising the dumb alphabet

in consequence. It is positively asserted, that the Lord Advocate will

be the next Leader of the House of Commons. Lord H-RT-NGT-N'S chances

of the Premiership have not improved.

_Saturday_.--A total and absolutely fresh reconstruction of the

Cabinet, giving everybody a new place, and every place a new holder,

is expected immediately. Details will follow shortly. For the

present Lord H-RT-NGT-N remains outside the Cabinet, and has gone

to Newmarket.

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