MODERN SUPERSTITIONS.

Most people accept it as a fact that superstition went out with the

advent of steam, the telegraph, and the penny-post. A little honest

observation, however, will assure us that there still exist a number

of pitiable though petty superstitions. Among certain classes there

are lucky and unlucky days in their calendar. They will not attempt an

important task on Friday. The horseshoe still hangs behind or over the

door in the Highlands, and in some places much less removed from the

centres of civilisation. East-coast fishermen will yet occasionally

burn or otherwise destroy a boat from which the lives of any of the

crew have been lost, no matter how seaworthy or valuable the boat may

be. A hare crossing the path of one of these hardy sons of the sea

will cause him to forego an intended journey or voyage. To rustic

and fisherman alike a concourse of magpies is an evil omen. As for

dreams, the belief that they are the forecasts of events is perhaps the

strongest of all the forms of their superstition. We might multiply

examples, but have said enough to suggest that the follies of their

great-grandfathers have still no slight fascination for the ignorant,

in spite of the strides which intelligence has made.

But have superstitious beliefs quite left the more intelligent ranks

of society? On the very subject of dreams itself is there not a

sneaking credulity which goes far to prove the contrary? True, any

one of us is quite able to account in a natural way for the character

of his or her dreams. Nevertheless, the lady who chides her children

for repeating the interpretation which the housemaid has put upon

their sleeping vagaries, and sagely instructs them on the subject of

imperfect digestion and its effects upon the brain during sleep, is

not ashamed to impart to her husband any morning the particulars of

her own shocking dreams, or to piously express the hope that something

untoward is not about to happen. Her better-half pooh-poohs the matter

doubtless, as becomes his superior dignity, but is visited none the

less with a vague sense of uneasiness when he remembers that he himself

had a vision of losing a tooth or seeing a house on fire. Having

courageously quizzed his wife at the breakfast-table on the folly of

_her_ augury, and bade her and the children good-bye for the day, he

inwardly deplores the unlucky omen of having to turn back for his

forgotten umbrella or pocket-book!

How many curious but innocent little customs too are still current,

and with the sanction of the wisest. An old slipper is still cast

after a bride: it is considered necessary to christen a new ship with

a bottle of wine: a fine day is still royal weather; and so on. These

and many others most of us would indeed be sorry to see extinct. They

are not only harmless, but in their very departure from strait-laced

common-sense, give an agreeable and perhaps even healthful relief to

the prosiness of ordinary life. To sacrifice them to the strict letter

of reason, would be to sacrifice much of the sentiment of life, to

banish imagery from poetry, to take the perfume from the rose, to guide

into a Dutch canal the current of human affections, which left free

will gush and eddy, prattle and murmur by rock and meadow, carrying

music and health throughout its living course.

Would that modern superstitions never took less innocent shapes! Having

discarded the ghostology of olden times, many people, and among these

some men and women of considerable culture, have set up for themselves

a novel system of intercourse with the unknown world. Brownies and

fairies, with all the fine romance that surrounds the history of their

doings among human folks, are dismissed with contempt. Spiritualism

has swept all these ethereal puppets off the boards of ordinary life.

To substitute what? We might at least look for an improved exhibition

and more interesting 'characters;' but the truth is that nothing

could be less satisfactory than the modern attempt at demon-craft.

There is something so clumsy and inartistic in the whole get-up of the

'spiritual' drama, that it is less surprising to find it very generally

scouted than to see it obtain even a partial notoriety.

Ignorance is the parent of superstition, without a doubt; and the one

never exists apart from the other. There is, however, a second wise saw

that tells a great deal of the truth about the origin of that world-old

bugbear of the human mind, namely, 'The wish is father to the thought.'

What we strongly desire to be, we are next door to believing to be. The

appetite of man's vanity is unappeasable, and in catering for it his

fancy plays tricks with his reason. He longs for intercommunion with

the unknown, and indulges the wish by creating fictitious agents for

that purpose. Tokens, signs, omens, and auguries are also outgrowths

of the various forms of desire and vanity. We believe we shall have

luck if we turn the money in our pocket when looking at new moon. Men

have _waited_ in all ages for the appearance of some favourable sign

before beginning any enterprise of importance. If the sun shines on our

wedding-day, how auspicious! Palpably in each case because we desire

these things to be! But having set up omens with such an object, we,

in the cleft-stick of our own superstition, are bound to believe their

absence or converse, the foreshadowers of evil.

In many ways modern credulity frees itself from such mechanical

trammels as those we have mentioned, to take a form and complexion

from the age, losing meanwhile not one jot of its vigour. To dream

three times of a hidden treasure and set about, Whang-the-Miller-like,

to lay bare the foundations of one's house, is an exploit not to be

thought of by the veriest wiseacre of our day; but the desire to

obtain wealth easily and rapidly being, if anything, more active and

rampant, the belief in some magical means for attaining it is the

most natural thing in the world. An Eldorado is required, and lo! an

Eldorado is implicitly thought to exist. The projectors of a bogus

company for 'utilising the clippings of old moons' or 'extracting

starch from granite chips' are the good fairies whom by propitiating

with a portion of our substance we hope to enlist in our behalf, and

obtain a thousand-fold return. Where such a superstition exists, and

it is broadcast, any scheme however absurd, any swindle no matter how

transparent, will serve for a bait to catch the unwary and over-eager

fish. Nothing is so purblind as undue acquisitiveness. The ancient

Highlander with his keen eye to the main chance and happy facility for

'attaching' whatever came in his way, found a beautiful horse in rich

trappings, browsing ownerless in his path, and following the instinct

of his desire rather than the prudence which tradition should have

taught him, rashly mounted. In an instant he was borne aloft, then

plunged for ever beneath the dark waters of a tarn on the back of the

wily and terrible water-kelpie. We too have our illusory steeds in this

so vaunted age, and neither the teachings of history nor the bitterest

experience seems able to prevent the speculator from vaulting into the

saddle, and forthwith launching into perdition.

Charms are things of the past, or believed in merely by the vulgar;

that is to say, those pretty and fanciful conceits which led our

ancestors to attach a healing or sanitary virtue to certain objects and

ceremonies are now almost extinct. A spray from the rowan-tree is no

longer a safeguard against an epidemic, nor the hand of majesty a cure

for scrofula. Ladies do not now believe that the presence of a piece of

cold iron on their couch, '_while uneasy in their circumstances_,' will

secure a happy consummation; nor is a child's caul in much request in

these days as a protection against fire and drowning. True, we have got

over these beliefs pretty thoroughly. But is the desire for infallible

remedies and potent protectives done away with also? Not in the least;

and though science is doing its best to provide honest substitutes

in a natural measure, the public is not satisfied with its efforts.

Quacks are the modern magicians, and quack medicines the charms of

latter days. Those who are bald, for instance, will not accept their

fate while a single well-puffed elixir with a Greek name remains

untried. There is something saddening if not sickening in the evident

success which attends the pretences to cure chronic and irremediable

diseases, to effect miracles in short with the most trumpery of means

and execrably silly devices. Our forefathers were imposed upon no

doubt, but there was method in their madness. The 'simples' with which

spae-wives and charlatans professed to cure ailments were in many cases

effective and now recognised drugs, and were at the worst perfectly

harmless; while the rites with which they were administered, if quite

apart from the purpose, yet appealed gracefully to the imagination.

Nowadays, however, the 'simples' are the patients and not the

medicines! The old story. Child-like, the age cries for something that

it cannot get, rejecting the good that is within reach.

In a recent number of this _Journal_ we had occasion to refer to

the amazing credulity of Americans on the subject of professional

'mediums.' The worst of it is that the extent to which this has been

laid bare is insignificant compared with that which really remains

unexposed. The desire to work with supernatural tools in effecting the

paltriest and meanest of human ends would seem to have divided a people

of accredited shrewdness into the two classes of rogues and dupes. But

as we have seen, we too have been singed at the same fire. There are,

moreover, other, if minor superstitions in our midst that suggest the

propriety of beginning the task of reformation at home. An occasional

glance, for instance, at the stock advertisements of leading journals

will convince any one how widespread is the infatuation that believes

in spurious offers of advantageous employment. Some of these have,

under our own observation, been repeated with little variation for more

than twenty years; and we have no doubt that the wily advertisers are

able to calculate to a fraction the number and gullibility of their

dupes. We have from time to time drawn attention to swindles of this

class, as well as to those tempting offers of 'Money to Lend,' which

appear with equal regularity in newspaper columns. We are afraid,

however, that friendly warning and experience are alike unavailing to

stem the mischief. The spread of education itself would appear unable

to outstrip the spread of imposture or the eager credulity that

supports it; for superstition merely shifts its ground from time to

time, without losing appreciably its original dominion over the human

mind.

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