_Porter (to passenger)._ Where for? _Passenger._ Wye.
And Porter does not reply, "'Cos I want to know," but puts a label on
passenger's portmanteau accordingly.
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[Illustration: PROTESTING TOO MUCH.]
"AND I HOPE YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND?"
_Applicant for Situation as Pace boy._ "OH YES, MA'AM--_VERY_ HIGH!"]
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