PLANNING A DRY RAID ON A MASQUERADE BALL

Let us suppose, for example, that you are a Dry Agent and that

your name is Isador Eisenberg, and, one day, you and your chief

are sitting around the Dry Agent’s Club and he says to you,

“Izzy—I see by the paper that there’s a swell society masquerade

ball to be given by the younger married set tomorrow night at the

Glen Cove Country Club. Take your squad to cover it.” At this

point you doubtless say, “Chief, I’m afraid I can’t use my squad.

My men have been disguised as trained seals all this week, and

tomorrow night, they are to raid all the actresses’ dressing

rooms at the Hippodrome” and then the Chief says, “Well, Izzy,

you’ll have to rent a costume and pull off the raid all by

yourself.”

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