You and the ushers will then be introduced to the bridesmaids and
the maid of honor. As you meet this latter young lady, who is the
bride’s older sister and, of course, your partner for the
remainder of the wedding festivities, she will say, “The best
man? Well, they say that the best man wins... Ha! Ha! Ha!” This
puts her in class G 6 without further examination, and your only
hope of prolonging your life throughout the next two days lies in
the frequent and periodic administration of stimulants.