MR. M.-J. Only _what_?
MRS. M.-J. Only crying!
_The Sequel._
"The judges appointed by the spirited proprietors of _All Sorts_ to
decide the 'Model Husband Contest'--which was established on lines
similar to one recently inaugurated by one of our New York
contemporaries--have now issued their award. Two competitors have sent
in certificates which have been found equally deserving of the prize;
viz., Mrs. Cornelia Galahad-Green, Graemair Villa, Peckham, and Mrs.
Griselda Monarch-Jones, Aspen Lodge, Lordship Lane. The sum of twenty
pounds will consequently be divided between these two ladies, to whom,
with their respective spouses, we beg to tender our cordial
felicitations."--(_Extract from Daily Paper, some six months hence._)
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