[Illustration: _Tommies (singing)._ "Keep the home fires burning".]
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[Illustration: _Visitor (at private hospital)._ "Can I see Lieutenant
Barker, please?"
_Matron._ "We do not allow ordinary visiting. May I ask if you're a
relative?"
_Visitor (boldly)._ "Oh, yes! I'm his sister."
_Matron._ "Dear me! I'm very glad to meet you. _I'm his mother._"]
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