CHAPTER VIII.

NAPOLEON DESPOILS ITALY OF HER WORKS OF ART--THE SIEGE

OF MANTUA--WÜRMSER’S SURRENDER--EARLIEST ENGLISH

CARICATURE OF NAPOLEON--INVASION OF ENGLAND--LANDING IN

PEMBROKESHIRE--NELSON’S RECEIPT TO MAKE AN OLLA PODRIDA--‘THE

ARMY OF ENGLAND.’

Such a subject as the spoliation of Italian works of art was not likely

to go a-begging among caricaturists, so George Cruikshank illustrated

the poet Combe.

[Illustration: SEIZING THE ITALIAN WORKS OF ART.]

As Nap (for his extortions fam’d),

Of livres twenty millions claim’d;

Which sum, we also understand,

Pope Pius paid upon demand;

And sixteen million more, they say,

Was bound in two months’ time to pay

With these exactions not content,

To further lengths our hero went;

A hundred paintings, and the best,

Were, we are told, his next request.

At his desire, the precious heaps came,

(It was indeed a very deep scheme),

Loretta’s statues so pleased Boney,

They instantly packed up _Madona_:

These relics then, without delay,

To Paris Boney sent away;

And there they formed an exhibition

As proof of Papal superstition.

At the siege of Mantua, Würmser sent his aide-de-camp Klenau to

Napoleon to treat for terms of peace. G. Cruikshank depicts the scene.

Klenau is brought in blindfolded, and Bonaparte, surrounded by his

guard, strikes a melodramatic attitude, worthy of a pirate captain at a

transpontine theatre.

[Illustration: NAPOLEON AND HIS GUARD.]

The real facts are thus described by Horn. ‘Mantua was now without

hope of relief. The hospitals were crowded, the provisions exhausted;

but Würmser still held out. Napoleon informed him of the rout and

dispersion of the Austrian army, and summoned him to surrender. The old

soldier proudly replied that “he had provisions for a year;” but a few

days afterwards he sent his aide-de-camp, Klenau, to the head-quarters

of Serrurier to treat for a surrender.

‘At the conference, a French officer sat apart from the two others,

wrapped in his cloak, but within hearing of what passed. After the

discussion was finished, this officer came forward and wrote marginal

answers to the conditions proposed by Würmser; granting terms far

more favourable than those which might have been exacted in the

extremity to which the veteran was reduced. “These,” said the unknown

officer, giving back the paper, “are the terms that I grant, if he

opens his gates to-morrow; and if he delays a fortnight, a month, or

two months, he shall have the same terms. He may hold out to his last

morsel of bread; to-morrow I pass the Po and march upon Rome.” Klenau,

recognising Napoleon, and struck with the generosity of the conditions

he had granted, owned that only three days’ provisions remained in

Mantua.’

The earliest English caricature of Napoleon that I have met with, was

published on April 14, 1797, all those hitherto given, being of later

date. It is not worth reproducing, as the artist had evidently no

knowledge of what manner of man Napoleon was. It is called the ‘French

Bugabo[34] frightening the Royal Commanders.’ Bonaparte (a perfectly

fanciful, and horrible sketch) is seated on the back of some impossible

Saurian--meant, probably, for the devil--who is vomiting armies and

cannon. He calls out, ‘Egad, they run well. Courez donc Messieurs les

Princes!!!’ Of the two royal commanders running away, Frederick Duke

of York is calling out to his companion, ‘I wish I was at York. Come

on, Charles, follow me.’ Fox, who acts the part of ‘the sweet little

cherub that sits up aloft,’ says, ‘Run, Frederick, run Charles, Mack,

Wurmsell, Kell; well done D’Alvinzi, now Davidovich.’ The poor Pope is

being trodden under the beast, and cries out, ‘Oh Lord! this rebel son

of mine pays me no homage whatever.’

Of all the attempts of the French to invade England, perhaps the most

ludicrous was that which took place in February 1797. On the 22nd

of that month, a French corvette, and a lugger, made for the coast

of Pembrokeshire, and there landed some 1,200 men. Two days after,

they surrendered to Lord Cawdor, and were sent to Haverfordwest: but,

before the arrival of the military, the peasants attacked them with

rough weapons, such as pikes and scythes. The ships, which brought

this invading army over, were captured on their return to Brest. The

following is an official letter to the Lord Mayor, respecting the

event:--

My Lord,--I have the honour to acquaint your lordship that

intelligence has been received that two French Frigates, a

Corvette, and a lugger, appeared off the East of Pembrokeshire,

on the 22nd instant, and, on the evening of that day,

disembarked some troops (reported by deserters to be about

1,200 men, but without any field pieces). Every exertion had

been made by the Lord Lieutenant, and gentlemen of that county,

and its neighbourhood, for taking the proper steps on this

occasion; and the greatest zeal and loyalty has been shewn by

all ranks of people. Immediately, on an account having been

received at Plymouth, of this force having appeared in the

Bristol Channel, frigates were despatched from Plymouth in

quest of them.

I have the honour to be, &c.

PORTLAND.

In the ‘Times’ of March 13, 1797, is the following:--

_Commodore_ NELSON’S _Receipt to make an Olla-Podrida._

Take a Spanish first-rate, and an 80 gun ship and after well

_battering_ and _basting_ them for an hour, keep throwing in

your _force balls_, and be sure to let them be _well seasoned_.

Your _fire_ must never _slacken_ for a single moment, but

must be kept up as _brisk_ as possible during the whole time.

So soon as you perceive your Spaniards to be well _stewed_ and

_blended_ together you must then throw your own ship on board

of the two-decker. Lash your sprit-sail-yard to her mizen-mast:

then jump into her quarter gallery, sword in hand, and let the

rest of your boarders follow as they can. The moment you appear

on the 80 gun ship’s quarter deck, the Spaniards will all throw

down their arms and fly: you will then have only to take a hop,

step and a jump, from your _stepping stone_, and you will find

yourself in the middle of the first-rate’s quarter-deck with

all the Spaniards at your feet. Your Olla Podrida may now be

considered as completely _dished_ and fit to be set before his

MAJESTY.--_Nelson’s New Art of Cookery._

Negotiations for peace with France had been going on during the year,

and Lord Malmesbury went over to Lisle to conduct them on the part of

the English, but they came to nothing. The French, however, in order to

keep us in anxiety, massed large quantities of troops on their coast,

which the Directory ordered should be called the ‘Army of England,’

and they gave Bonaparte the command of it. It was destined to come to

nothing. Napoleon had made peace with the Austrians, and was then given

the above command.

Among themselves[35] they had indeed,

On Nap’s departure all agreed;

For, one of his prodigious sway,

’Twas policy to send away.

So Barras, who had such a wise head,

Albion’s immediate fall advised.

And to send Boney, he thought best,

To head the army in the West,

Which had a pompous appellation,

As ’twas to rouse the English nation;

The ‘Army of England’ it was named,

Though never for an action famed;

They had, indeed, for the occasion,

(We mean of the resolv’d invasion),

Rafts and Balloons, and ships for diving,

And other matters were contriving.

The business settled, Barras wrote

To his _dear_ Bonaparte a note.

‘Your loving friend now reinstates you,

Another victory awaits you--

To Albion’s shores conduct your army,

There’s nothing there that can alarm ye;

I will each necessary thing lend,

That you may sack the Bank of England;

On London’s Tower let them see

The Standard of French Liberty.’

Some of the Ministers it seems

Thought this the maddest of all schemes;

Tho’ Barras with fine words embellish’d it--

Not even Mr. Boney relish’d it;

And very soon, it must be own’d

The project wisely was postpon’d.

Thus stood things at the end of 1797, a year which left the public

pulse--the Three per Cent. Consols--at 49 (they had, in September,

dropped to 47-7/8), and the quartern loaf about eightpence all the year

through.

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