A FRIGID ROUTE.

|THERE'S no doubt but that the Fort Collins route to the North Park, is

a good, practicable route, but the only man who has started out over it

this spring fetched up in the New Jerusalem.

The trouble with that line of travel is, that the temperature is too

short. The summer on the Fort Collins route is noted mainly for its

brevity. It lasts about as long as an ordinary eclipse of the sun.

The man who undertook to go over the road this spring on snow shoes,

with a load consisting of ten cents' worth of fine cut tobacco, has not

been heard from yet at either end of the line, and he is supposed to

have perished, or else he is still in search of an open polar sea.

It is hoped that dog days will bring him to the surface, but if the

winter comes on as early this fall as there are grave reasons to fear,

a man couldn't get over the divide in the short space of time which will

intervene between Decoration day and Christmas.

We hate to discourage people who have an idea of going over the Fort

Collins road to North Park, but would suggest that preparations be made

in advance for about five hundred St. Bernard dogs and a large supply

of arctic whisky, to be placed on file where it can be got at without a

moment's delay.

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