Mr. GEDGE: "I have read the Rule, Sir. This is what it says--"

Chairman: "Order! Order!" and GEDGE subsided.

Then TOMLINSON fortuitously turning up on Treasury Bench, joined in

conversation. But COURTNEY turned upon him with such a thunderous

cry of "Order! Order!" that TOMLINSON visibly shrivelled up, and his

sentence, like the unfinished window in ALLADIN's Tower, unfinished

must remain.

Wrangling went on till a quarter past five, when TALBOT interposed,

and with most funereal manner moved to report progress. HENEAGE almost

mechanically lowered his head and had started to butt at TALBOT as

he had upset GEDGE when he was providentially stopped and convinced

that further struggle with obstruction was hopeless. So, Clause I.

agreed to, Bill talked out. MAKINS, growing increasingly delightful,

protested that a Bill that had been fifty years before the country,

was not to be rushed through the House on a Wednesday afternoon.

_Argal_, the more familiar the House is with the details of a measure,

the more necessary is it to debate it.

_Business done_.--Marriage with a Deceased Wife's Sister. Banns again

objected to.

_Saturday_, 1:25 A M.--Land Bill just through report stage. Nothing

left now but Third Reading. "Well, KNOX," said WINDBAG SEXTON, "that

will be our last opportunity, and we must make the most of it. In

meantime I think we've done pretty well. I'm especially pleased with

you. You're a boy of great promise. If anything happened to me--a

stray tack in the bench, or a pin maliciously directed, and the

wind-bag were to collapse--you'd do capitally, till I got it

repaired."

WINDBAG JUNIOR blushed. As OLD MORALITY remarks, Ingenuous youth

delights in the Approbation of Seasoned Seniority.

_Business done_.--Land at last--I mean Land Purchase Bill through at

last.

* * * * *

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, June 20, 1891 · 第 32 / 33 题