Chapter IX

Abbot Samson

So then the bells of St. Edmundsbury clang out one and all, and

in church and chapel the organs go: Convent and Town, and all

the west side of Suffolk, are in gala; knights, viscounts,

weavers, spinners, the entire population, male and female, young

and old, the very sockmen with their chubby infants,--out to have

a holiday, and see the Lord Abbot arrive! And there is

'stripping barefoot' of the Lord Abbot at the Gate, and solemn

leading of him in to the High Altar and Shrine; with sudden

'silence of all the bells and organs,' as we kneel in deep prayer

there; and again with outburst of all the bells and organs, and

loud _Te Deum_ from the general human windpipe; and speeches by

the leading viscount, and giving of the kiss of brotherhood; the

whole wound up with popular games, and dinner within doors of

more than a thousand strong, _plus quam mille comedentibus in

gaudio magno._

In such manner is the selfsame Samson once again returning

to us, welcomed on _this_ occasion. He that went away with his

frock-skirts looped over his arm, comes back riding high;

suddenly made one of the dignitaries of this world. Reflective

readers will admit that here was a trial for a man. Yesterday a

poor mendicant, allowed to possess not above two shillings of

money, and without authority to bid a dog run for him, this man

today finds himself a _Dominus Abbas,_ mitred Peer of Parliament,

Lord of manorhouses, farms, manors, and wide lands; a man with

'Fifty Knights under him,' and dependent swiftly obedient

multitudes of men. It is a change greater than Napoleon's; so

sudden withal. As if one of the Chandos daydrudges had, on

awakening some morning, found that he overnight was become Duke!

Let Samson with his clear-beaming eyes see into that, and discern

it if he can. We shall now get the measure of him by a new scale

of inches, considerably more rigorous than the former was. For

if a noble soul is rendered tenfold beautifuller by victory and

prosperity, springing now radiant as into his own due element and

sunthrone; an ignoble one is rendered tenfold and hundredfold

uglier, pitifuller. Whatsoever vices, whatsoever weaknesses were

in the man, the parvenu will shew us them enlarged, as in the

solar microscope, into frightful distortion. Nay, how many mere

seminal principles of vice, hitherto all wholesomely kept latent,

may we now see unfolded, as in the solar hothouse, into growth,

into huge universally-conspicuous luxuriance and development!

But is not this, at any rate, a singular aspect of what political

and social capabilities, nay let us say what depth and opulence

of true social vitality, lay in those old barbarous ages, That

the fit Governor could be met with under such disguises, could be

recognised and laid hold of under such? Here he is discovered

with a maximum of two shillings in his pocket, and a leather

scrip round his neck; trudging along the highway, his frock-

skirts looped over his arm. They think this is he nevertheless,

the true Governor; and he proves to be so. Brethren, have we no

need of discovering true Governors, but will sham ones forever do

for us? These were absurd superstitious blockheads of Monks;

and we are enlightened Tenpound Franchisers, without taxes on

knowledge! Where, I say, are our superior, are our similar or at

all comparable discoveries? We also have eyes, or ought to have;

we have hustings, telescopes; we have lights, link-lights and

rushlights of an enlightened free Press, burning and dancing

everywhere, as in a universal torch-dance; singeing your

whiskers as you traverse the public thoroughfares in town and

country. Great souls, true Governors, go about under all manner

of disguises now as then. Such telescopes, such enlightenment,--

and such discovery! How comes it, I say; how comes it? Is it

not lamentable; is it not even, in some sense, amazing?

Alas, the defect, as we must often urge and again urge, is less a

defect of telescopes than of some eyesight. Those superstitious

blockheads of the Twelfth Century had no telescopes, but they had

still an eye: not ballot-boxes; only reverence for Worth,

abhorrence of Unworth. It is the way with all barbarians. Thus

Mr. Sale informs me, the old Arab Tribes would gather in

liveliest _gaudeamus,_ and sing, and kindle bonfires, and wreathe

crowns of honour, and solemnly thank the gods that, in their

Tribe too, a Poet had shewn himself. As indeed they well might;

for what usefuller, I say not nobler and heavenlier thing could

the gods, doing their very kindest, send to any Tribe or Nation,

in any time or circumstances? I declare to thee, my afflicted

quack-ridden brother, in spite of thy astonishment, it is very

lamentable! We English find a Poet, as brave a man as has been

made for a hundred years or so anywhere under the Sun; and do we

kindle bonfires, thank the gods? Not at all. We, taking due

counsel of it, set the man to gauge ale-barrels in the Burgh of

Dumfries; and pique ourselves on our 'patronage of genius.'

Genius, Poet: do we know what these words mean? An inspired

Soul once more vouchsafed us, direct from Nature's own great

fire-heart, to see the Truth, and speak it, and do it; Nature's

own sacred voice heard once more athwart the dreary boundless

element of hearsaying and canting, of twaddle and poltroonery, in

which the bewildered Earth, nigh perishing, has _lost its way._

Hear once more, ye bewildered benighted mortals; listen once

again to a voice from the inner Light-sea and Flame-sea, Nature's

and Truth's own heart; know the Fact of your Existence what it

is, put away the Cant of it which it is not; and knowing, do,

and let it be well with you!--

George the Third is Defender of something we call 'the Faith' in

those years; George the Third is head charioteer of the

Destinies of England, to guide them through the gulf of French

Revolutions, American Independences; and Robert Burns is Gauger

of ale in Dumfries. It is an Iliad in a nutshell. The

physiognomy of a world now verging towards dissolution, reduced

now to spasms and death-throes, lies pictured in that one fact,--

which astonishes nobody, except at me for being astonished at it.

The fruit of long ages of confirmed Valethood, entirely confirmed

as into a Law of Nature; cloth-worship and quack-worship:

entirely _confirmed_ Valethood,--which will have to unconfirm

itself again; God knows, with difficulty enough!--

Abbot Samson had found a Convent all in dilapidation; rain

beating through it, material rain and metaphorical, from all

quarters of the compass. Willelmus Sacrista sits drinking

nightly, and doing mere _tacenda._ Our larders are reduced to

leanness, Jew Harpies and unclean creatures our purveyors; in

our basket is no bread. Old women with their distaffs rush out

on a distressed Cellarer in shrill Chartism. 'You cannot stir

abroad but Jews and Christians pounce upon you with unsettled

bonds;' debts boundless seemingly as the National Debt of

England. For four years our new Lord Abbot never went abroad but

Jew creditors and Christian, and all manner of creditors, were

about him; driving him to very despair. Our Prior is remiss;

our Cellarers, officials are remiss, our monks are remiss: what

man is not remiss? Front this, Samson, thou alone art there to

front it; it is thy task to front and fight this, and to die or

kill it. May the Lord have mercy on thee!

To our antiquarian interest in poor Jocelin and his Convent,

where the whole aspect of existence, the whole dialect, of

thought, of speech, of activity, is so obsolete, strange, long-

vanished, there now superadds itself a mild glow of human

interest for Abbot Samson; a real pleasure, as at sight of man's

work, especially of governing, which is man's highest work, done

_well._ Abbot Samson had no experience in governing; had served

no apprenticeship to the trade of governing,--alas, only the

hardest apprenticeship to that of obeying. He had never in any

court given _vadium_ or _plegium,_ says Jocelin; hardly ever

seen a court, when he was set to preside in one. But it is

astonishing, continues Jocelin, how soon he learned the ways of

business; and, in all sort of affairs, became expert beyond

others. Of the many persons offering him their service 'he

retained one Knight skilled in taking _vadia_ and _plegia;'_ and

within the year was himself well skilled. Nay, by and by, the

Pope appoints him Justiciary in certain causes; the King one of

his new Circuit judges: official Osbert is heard saying, "That

Abbot is one of your shrewd ones, _disputator est;_ if he go on

as he begins, he will cut out every lawyer of us!"

Why not? What is to hinder this Samson from governing? There is

in him what far transcends all apprenticeships; in the man

himself there exists a model of governing, something to govern

by! There exists in him a heart-abhorrence of whatever is

incoherent, pusillanimous, unveracious,--that is to say, chaotic,

_un_governed; of the Devil, not of God. A man of this kind

cannot help governing! He has the living ideal of a governor in

him; and the incessant necessity of struggling to unfold the

same out of him. Not the Devil or Chaos, for any wages, will he

serve; no, this man is the born servant of Another than them.

Alas, how little avail all apprenticeships, when there is in your

governor himself what we may well call _nothing_ to govern by:

nothing;--a general grey twilight, looming with shapes of

expediencies, parliamentary traditions, division-lists, election-

funds, leading-articles; this, with what of vulpine alertness

and adroitness soever, is not much!

But indeed what say we, apprenticeship? Had not this Samson

served, in his way, a right good apprenticeship to governing;

namely, the harshest slave-apprenticeship to obeying! Walk this

world with no friend in it but God and St. Edmund, you will

either fall into the ditch, or learn a good many things. To

learn obeying is the fundamental art of governing. How much

would many a Serene Highness have learned, had he traveled

through the world with water-jug and empty wallet, _sine omni

expensa;_ and, at his victorious return, sat down not to

newspaper-paragraphs and city-illuminations, but at the foot of

St. Edmund's Shrine to shackles and bread and water! He that

cannot be servant of many, will never be master, true guide and

deliverer of many;--that is the meaning of true mastership. Had

not the Monk-life extraordinary 'political capabilities' in it;

if not imitable by us, yet enviable? Heavens, had a Duke of

Logwood, now rolling sumptuously to his place in the Collective

Wisdom, but himself happened to plough daily, at one time, on

seven-and-sixpence a week, with no out-door relief,--what a

light, unquenchable by logic and statistic and arithmetic, would

it have thrown on several things for him!

In all cases, therefore, we will agree with the judicious Mrs.

Glass: 'First catch your hare!' First get your man; all is

got: he can learn to do all things, from making boots, to

decreeing judgments, governing communities; and will do them

like a man. Catch your no-man,--alas, have you not caught the

terriblest Tartar in the world! Perhaps all the terribler, the

quieter and gentler he looks. For the mischief that one

blockhead, that every blockhead does, in a world so feracious,

teeming with endless results as ours, no ciphering will sum up.

The quack bootmaker is considerable; as corn-cutters can

testify, and desperate men reduced to buckskin and list-shoes.

But the quack priest, quack high-priest, the quack king! Why do

not all just citizens rush, half-frantic, to stop him, as they

would a conflagration? Surely a just citizen _is_ admonished by

God and his own Soul, by all silent and articulate voices of this

Universe, to do what in _him_ lies towards relief of this poor

blockhead-quack, and of a world that groans under him. Runs

swiftly; relieve him,--were it even by extinguishing him! For

all things have grown so old, tinder-dry, combustible; and he is

more ruinous than conflagration. Sweep him _down,_ at least;

keep him strictly within the hearth: he will then cease to be

conflagration; he will then become useful, more or less, as

culinary fire. Fire is the best of servants; but what a master!

This poor blockhead too is born for uses: why, elevating him to

mastership, will you make a conflagration, a parish-curse or

world-curse of him?

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