II.

It was late in the autumn. There was a dinner-party at the merchant's;

the family had been back from the country for some time.

The conversation flowed on languidly and intermittently, until the

flood-gates were suddenly lifted, and it became a wild _fos_

[Footnote: Waterfall, cataract.] For down at the hostess's end of the

table this question had cropped up: 'Can one call a lady a fine

lady--a real fine lady--if it be known that on a steam-boat she has

put her feet up on a stool, and disclosed small shoes and embroidered

stockings?' And, strangely enough, as if each individual in the

company had spent half his life in considering and weighing this

question, all cast their matured, decided, unalterable opinions upon

the table. The opposing parties were formed in an instant; the

unalterable opinions collided with each other, fell down, were caught

up again, and thrown with ever-increasing ardour.

Up at the other end of the table they took no part in this animated

conversation. Near the host there sat mostly elderly gentlemen, and

however ardently their wives might have desired to solve the problem

once for all by expressing their unalterable opinion, they were

compelled to give up the idea, as the focus of the animated conversation

was among some young students right down beside the hostess, and the

distance was too great.

'I don't think I see the big yellow beast to-day,' said Dr. Viggo Hansen

in his querulous tone.

'Unfortunately not. Trofast is not here to-day. Poor fellow! I have been

obliged to request him to do me a disagreeable service.'

The merchant always talked about Trofast as if he were an esteemed

business friend.

'You make me quite curious. Where _is_ the dear animal?'

'Ah, my dear madam, it is indeed a tiresome story. For, you know, there

has been stealing going on out at our coal warehouse at Kristianshavn.'

'Oh, good gracious! Stealing?'

'The thefts have evidently been practised systematically for a long

time.'

'Have you noticed the stock getting less, then?'

But now the merchant had to laugh, which he seldom did.

'No, no, my dear doctor, excuse my laughing, but you are really too

naive. Why, there are now about ten thousand tons of coal out there, so

you will see that it wants some--'

'They would have to steal from evening till morning with a pair of

horses,' interjected a young business man, who was witty.

When the merchant had finished his laugh, he continued:

'No; the theft was discovered by means of a little snow that fell

yesterday.'

'What! Snow yesterday? I don't know anything about that.'

'It was not at the time of day when we are awake, madam, it is true; but

yet, very early yesterday morning there fell a little snow, and when my

folks arrived at the coal store, they discovered the footprints of the

thief or thieves. It was then found that a couple of boards in the wall

were loose, but they had been so skilfully put in place that nobody

would ever notice anything wrong. And the thief crawls through the

opening night after night; is it not outrageous?'

'But don't you keep a watch-dog?'

'Certainly I do; but he is a young animal (of excellent breed, by the

way, half a bloodhound), and, whatever way these wretches go about

their work, it is evident that they must be on friendly terms with the

beast, for the dog's footprints were found among those of the thieves.'

'That was indeed remarkable. And now Trofast is to try what he can do, I

presume?'

'Yes, you are quite right. I have sent Trofast out there to-day; he will

catch the villains for me.'

'Could you not nail the loose boards securely in position?'

'Of course we could, Dr. Hansen; but I must get hold of the fellows.

They shall have their well-merited punishment. My sense of right is most

deeply wounded.'

'It is really delightful to have such a faithful animal.'

'Yes, isn't it, madam? We men must confess to our shame that in many

respects we are far behind the dumb animals.'

'Yes, Trofast is really a pearl, sir. He is, beyond comparison, the

prettiest dog in all--'

'Constantinople,' interrupted Dr. Hansen.

'That is an old joke of Hansen's,' explained the merchant. 'He has

re-christened the Northern Athens the Northern Constantinople, because

he thinks there are too many dogs.'

'It is good for the dog-tax,' said some one.

'Yes, if the dog-tax were not so inequitably fixed,' snapped Dr. Hansen.

'There is really no sense in a respectable old lady, who keeps a dog in

a hand-bag, having to pay as much as a man who takes pleasure in

annoying his fellow-creatures by owning a half-wild animal as big as a

little lion.'

'May I ask how you would have the dog-tax reckoned, Dr. Hansen?'

'According to weight, of course,' replied Dr. Viggo Hansen without

hesitation.

The old merchants and councillors laughed so heartily at this idea of

weighing the dogs, that the disputants at the lower end of the table,

who were still vigorously bombarding each other with unalterable

opinions, became attentive and dropped their opinions, in order to

listen to the discussion on dogs. And the question, 'Can one call a lady

a fine lady--a really fine lady--if it be known that on a steamboat she

has put her feet up on a stool, and disclosed small shoes and

embroidered stockings?' also floated away in the air, unsolved.

'You seem to be a downright hater of dogs, Dr. Hansen!' said the lady

next to him, still laughing.

'I must tell you, madam,' cried a gentleman across the table, 'that he

is terribly afraid of dogs.'

'But one thing,' continued the lady--'one thing you must admit, and that

is, that the dog has always been the faithful companion of man.'

'Yes, that is true, madam, and I could tell you what the dog has learned

from man, and man from the dog.'

'Tell us; do tell us!' was simultaneously exclaimed from several

quarters.

'With pleasure. In the first place, man has taught the dog to fawn.'

'What a very queer thing to say!' cried old grandmother.

'Next, the dog has acquired all the qualities that make man base and

unreliable: cringing flattery upward, and rudeness and contempt

downward; the narrowest adhesion to his own, and distrust and hatred of

all else. Indeed, the noble animal has proved such an apt pupil that he

even understands the purely human art of judging people by their

clothes. He lets well-dressed folks alone, but snaps at the legs of the

ragged.'

Here the doctor was interrupted by a general chorus of disapproval, and

Miss Thyra bitterly gripped the fruit-knife in her little hand.

But there were some who wanted to hear what mankind had learned from the

dog, and Dr. Hansen proceeded, with steadily-growing passion and

bitterness:

'Man has learned from the dog to set a high price upon this grovelling,

unmerited worship. When neither injustice nor ill-treatment has ever met

anything but this perpetually wagging tail, stomach upon earth, and

licking tongue, the final result is that the master fancies himself a

splendid fellow, to whom all this devotion belongs as a right. And,

transferring his experience of the dog into his human intercourse, he

puts little restraint upon himself, expecting to meet wagging tails and

licking tongues. And if he be disappointed, then he despises mankind

and turns, with loud-mouthed eulogies, to the dog.'

He was once more interrupted; some laughed, but the greater number were

offended. By this time Viggo Hansen had warmed to his subject; his

little, sharp voice pierced through the chorus of objections, and he

proceeded as follows:

'And, while we are speaking of the dog, may I be allowed to present an

extraordinarily profound hypothesis of my own? Is there not something

highly characteristic of our national character in the fact that it is

we who have produced this noble breed of dogs--the celebrated, pure

Danish hounds? This strong, broad-chested animal with the heavy paws,

the black throat, and the frightful teeth, but so good-natured,

harmless, and amiable withal--does he not remind you of the renowned,

indestructible Danish loyalty, which has never met injustice or

ill-treatment with anything but perpetually wagging tail, stomach upon

earth, and licking tongue? And when we admire this animal, formed in our

own image, is it not with a kind of melancholy self-praise that we pat

him upon the head, and say: "You are indeed a great, good, faithful

creature!"'

'Do you hear, Dr. Hansen? I must point out to you that in my house there

are certain matters which--'

The host was angry, but a good-natured relation of the family hastened

to interrupt him, saying: 'I am a countryman, and you will surely admit,

Dr. Hansen, that a good farm watch-dog is an absolute necessity for

_us_. Eh?'

'Oh yes, a little cur that can yelp, so as to awake the master.'

'No, thank you. We must have a decent dog, that can lay the rascals by

the heels. I have now a magnificent bloodhound.'

'And if an honest fellow comes running up to tell you that your

outbuildings are burning, and your magnificent bloodhound flies at his

throat--what then?'

'Why, that would be awkward,' laughed the countryman. And the others

laughed too.

Dr. Hansen was now so busily engaged in replying to all sides, employing

the most extravagant paradoxes, that the young folks in particular were

extremely amused, without specially noting the increasing bitterness of

his tone.

'But our watch-dogs, our watch-dogs! You will surely let us keep them,

doctor?' exclaimed a coal-merchant laughingly.

'Not at all. Nothing is more unreasonable than that a poor man, who

comes to fill his bag from a coal mountain, should be torn to pieces by

wild beasts. There is absolutely no reasonable relation between such a

trifling misdemeanour and so dreadful a punishment.'

'May we ask how you would protect your coal mountain, if you had one?'

'I should erect a substantial fence of boards, and if I were very

anxious, I should keep a watchman, who would say politely, but firmly,

to those who came with bags: "Excuse me, but my master is very

particular about that. You must not fill your bag; you must take

yourself off at once."'

Through the general laughter which followed this last paradox, a

clerical gentleman spoke from the ladies' end of the table:

'It appears to me that there is something lacking in this

discussion--something that I would call the ethical aspect of the

question. Is it not a fact that in the hearts of all who sit here there

is a clear, definite sense of the revolting nature of the crime we call

theft?'

These words were received with general and hearty applause.

'And I think it does very great violence to our feelings to hear Dr.

Hansen minimising a crime that is distinctly mentioned in Divine and

human law as one of the worst--to hear him reduce it to the size of a

trifling and insignificant misdemeanour. Is not this highly demoralizing

and dangerous to Society?'

'Permit me, too,' promptly replied the indefatigable Hansen, 'to present

an ethical aspect of the question. Is it not a fact that in the hearts

of innumerable persons who do not sit here there is a clear, definite

sense of the revolting nature of the crime they call wealth? And must it

not greatly outrage the feelings of those who do not themselves possess

any coal except an empty bag, to see a man who permits himself to own

two or three hundred thousand sacks letting wild beasts loose to guard

his coal mountain, and then going to bed after having written on the

gate: "Watch-dogs unfastened at dusk"? Is not that very provoking and

very dangerous to Society?'

'Oh, good God and Father! He is a regular _sans-culotte_!' cried old

grandmother.

The majority gave vent to mutterings of displeasure; he was going too

far; it was no longer amusing. Only a few still laughingly exclaimed:

'He does not mean a word of what he says; it is only his way. Good

health, Hansen!'

But the host took the matter more seriously. He thought of himself, and

he thought of Trofast. With ominous politeness, he began:

'May I venture to ask what you understand by a reasonable relation

between a crime and its punishment?'

'For example,' replied Dr. Viggo Hansen, who was now thoroughly roused,

'if I heard that a merchant possessing two or three hundred thousand

sacks of coal had refused to allow a poor creature to fill his bag, and

that this same merchant, as a punishment, had been torn to pieces by

wild beasts, then that would be something that I could very easily

understand, for between such heartlessness and so horrible a punishment

there is a reasonable relation.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, my wife and I beg you to make yourselves at home,

and welcome.'

There was a secret whispering and muttering, and a depressed feeling

among the guests, as they dispersed themselves through the salons.

The host walked about with a forced smile on his lips, and, as soon as

he had welcomed every one individually, he went in search of Hansen, in

order to definitely show him the door once for all.

But this was not necessary. Dr. Viggo Hansen had already found it.