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Miss Thyra went and called into the speaking-tube:

'Will Trofast's cutlets be ready soon?'

The maid's voice came up from the kitchen: 'They are on the window-sill

cooling; as soon as they are all right, Stine shall bring them up.'

Trofast, who had heard this, went and laid himself quietly down upon the

hearthrug.

He understood much better than a human being, the merchant used to say.

Besides the people of the house, there sat at the breakfast-table an

old enemy of Trofast's--the only one he had. But be it said that Cand.

jur. [Footnote: Graduate in law.] Viggo Hansen was the enemy of a

great deal in this world, and his snappish tongue was well known all

over Copenhagen. Having been a friend of the family for many years, he

affected an especial frankness in this house, and when he was in a

querulous mood (which was always the case) he wreaked his bitterness

unsparingly upon anything or anybody.

In particular, he was always attacking Trofast.

'That big yellow beast,' he used to say, 'is being petted and pampered

and stuffed with steak and cutlets, while many a human child must bite

its fingers after a piece of dry bread.'

This, however, was a tender point, of which Dr. Hansen had to be rather

careful.

Whenever anyone mentioned Trofast in words that were not full of

admiration, he received a simultaneous look from the whole family, and

the merchant had even said point-blank to Dr. Hansen that he might one

day get seriously angry if the other would not refer to Trofast in a

becoming manner.

But Miss Thyra positively hated Dr. Hansen for this; and although

Waldemar was now grown up--a student, at any rate--he took a special

pleasure in stealing the gloves out of the doctor's back pocket, and

delivering them to Trofast to tear.

Yes, the good-wife herself, although as mild and sweet as tea, was

sometimes compelled to take the doctor to task, and seriously

remonstrate with him for daring to speak so ill of the dear animal.

All this Trofast understood very well; but he despised Dr. Hansen, and

took no notice of him. He condescended to tear the gloves, because it

pleased his friend Waldemar, but otherwise he did not seem to see the

doctor.

When the cutlets came, Trofast ate them quietly and discreetly. He did

not crunch the bones, but picked them quite clean, and licked the

platter.

Thereupon he went up to the merchant, and laid his right fore-paw upon

his knee.

'Welcome, welcome, old boy!' cried the merchant with emotion. He was

moved in like manner every morning, when this little scene was

re-enacted.

'Why, you can't call Trofast old, father,' said Waldemar, with a little

tone of superiority.

'Indeed! Do you know that he will soon be eight?'

'Yes, my little man,' said the good wife gently; 'but a dog of eight is

not an old dog.'

'No, mother,' exclaimed Waldemar eagerly. 'You side with me, don't you?

A dog of eight is not an old dog.'

And in an instant the whole family was divided into two parties--two

very ardent parties, who, with an unceasing flow of words, set to

debating the momentous question:--whether one can call a dog of eight

years an old dog or not. Both sides became warm, and, although each one

kept on repeating his unalterable opinion into his opponent's face, it

did not seem likely that they would ever arrive at unanimity--not even

when old grandmother hurriedly rose from her chair, and positively

insisted upon telling some story about the Queen-Dowager's lap-dog,

which she had had the honour of knowing from the street.

But in the midst of the irresistible whirl of words there came a pause.

Some one looked at his watch and said: 'The steamboat.' They all rose;

the gentlemen, who had to go to town, rushed off; the whole company was

scattered to the four winds, and the problem--whether one can call a dog

of eight an old dog or not--floated away in the air, unsolved.

Trofast alone did not stir. He was accustomed to this domestic din, and

these unsolved problems did not interest him. He ran his wise eyes over

the deserted breakfast-table, dropped his black nose upon his powerful

fore-paws, and closed his eyes for a little morning nap. As long as they

were staying out in the country, there was nothing much for him to do,

except eat and sleep.

Trofast was one of the pure Danish hounds from the Zoological Gardens.

The King had even bought his brother, which fact was expressly

communicated to all who came to the house.

All the same, he had had a pretty hard upbringing, for he was originally

designated to be watch-dog at the merchant's large coalstore out at

Kristianshavn.

Out there, Trofast's behaviour was exemplary. Savage and furious as a

tiger at night, in the daytime he was so quiet, kindly, and even humble,

that the merchant took notice of him, and promoted him to the position

of house-dog.

And it was really from this moment that the noble animal began to

develop all his excellent qualities.

From the very beginning he had a peculiar, modest way of standing at the

drawing-room door, and looking so humbly at anybody who entered that it

was quite impossible to avoid letting him into the room. And there he

soon made himself at home--under the sofa at first, but afterwards upon

the soft carpet in front of the fire.

And as the other members of the family learned to appreciate his rare

gifts, Trofast gradually advanced in importance, until Dr. Hansen

maintained that he was the real master of the house.

Certain it is that there came a something into Trofast's whole demeanour

which distinctly indicated that he was well aware of the position he

occupied. He no longer stood humbly at the door, but entered first

himself as soon as it was opened. And if the door was not opened for him

instantly when he scratched at it, the powerful animal would raise

himself upon his hind-legs, lay his fore-paws upon the latch, and open

it for himself.

The first time that he performed this feat the good-wife delightedly

exclaimed:

'Isn't he charming? He's just like a human being, only so much better

and more faithful!'

The rest of the family were also of opinion that Trofast was better than

a human being. Each one seemed, as it were, to get quit of a few of his

own sins and infirmities through this admiring worship of the noble

animal; and whenever anybody was displeased with himself or others,

Trofast received the most confidential communications, and solemn

assurances that he was really the only friend upon whom one could rely.

When Miss Thyra came home disappointed from a ball, or when her best

friend had faithlessly betrayed a frightfully great secret, she would

throw herself, weeping, upon Trofast's neck, and say: 'Now, Trofast, I

have only you left. There is nobody--nobody--nobody on the earth who

likes me but you! Now we two are quite alone in the wide, wide world;

but you will not betray your poor little Thyra--you must promise me

that, Trofast.' And so she would weep on, until her tears trickled down

Trofast's black nose.

No wonder, therefore, that Trofast comported himself with a certain

dignity at home in the house. But in the street also it was evident that

he felt self-confident, and that he was proud of being a dog in a town

where dogs are in power.

When they were staying in the country in summer, Trofast went to town

only once a week or so, to scent out old acquaintances. Out in the

country, he lived exclusively for the sake of his health; he bathed,

rolled in the flower-beds, and then went into the parlour to rub himself

dry upon the furniture, the ladies, and finally upon the hearthrug.

But for the remainder of the year the whole of Copenhagen was at his

disposal, and he availed himself of his privileges with much assurance.

What a treat it was, early in the spring, when the fine grass began to

shoot upon the public lawns, which no human foot must tread, to run up

and down and round in a ring with a few friends, scattering the tufts of

grass in the air!

Or when the gardener's people had gone home to dinner, after having

pottered and trimmed all the forenoon among the fine flowers and bushes,

what fun it was to pretend to dig for moles; thrust his nose down into

the earth in the centre of the flower-bed, snort and blow, then begin

scraping up the earth with his fore-feet, stop for a little, thrust his

muzzle down again, blow, and then fall to digging up earth with all his

might, until the hole was so deep that a single vigorous kick from his

hind-legs could throw a whole rose-bush, roots and all, high in the air!

When Trofast, after such an escapade, lay quietly in the middle of the

lawn, in the warm spring sunshine, and saw the humans trudge wearily

past outside, in dust or mud, he would silently and self-complacently

wag his tail.

Then there were the great fights in Grönningen, or round the horse in

Kongens Nytorv. [Footnote: King's Square.] From thence, wet and

bedraggled, he would dash up Östergade [Footnote: East Street.] among

people's legs, rubbing against ladies' dresses and gentlemen's

trousers, overthrowing old women and children, exercising an unlimited

right-of-way on both sides of the pavement, now rushing into a backyard

and up the kitchen stairs after a cat, now scattering terror and

confusion by flying right at the throat of an old enemy. Or Trofast

would sometimes amuse himself by stopping in front of a little girl who

might be going an errand for her mother, thrusting his black nose up

into her face, and growling, with gaping jaws, 'Bow, wow, wow!'

If you could see the little thing! She becomes blue in the face, her

arms hang rigidly by her sides, her feet keep tripping up and down; she

tries to scream, but cannot utter a sound.

But the grown ladies in the street cry shame upon her, and say:

'What a little fool! How _can_ you be afraid of such a dear, nice dog?

Why, he only wants to play with you! See what a great big, fine fellow

he is. Won't you pat him?'

But this the little one will not do upon any account; and, when she goes

home to her mother, the sobs are still rising in her throat. Neither her

mother nor the doctor can understand, afterwards, why the healthy,

lively child becomes rigid and blue in the face at the least fright, and

loses the power to scream.

But all these diversions were colourless and tame in comparison with

_les grands cavalcades d'amour_, in which Trofast was always one of the

foremost. Six, eight, ten, or twelve large yellow, black, and red dogs,

with a long following of smaller and quite small ones, so bitten and

mud-bespattered that one could scarcely see what they were made of, but

yet very courageous, tails in the air and panting with ardour, although

they stood no chance at all, except of getting mauled again and rolled

in the mud. And so off in a wild gallop through streets, squares,

gardens, and flower-beds, fighting and howling, covered with blood and

dirt, tongues lolling from mouths. Out of the way with humans and

baby-carriages, room for canine warfare and love! And thus they would

rush on like Aasgaard's demon riders through the unhappy town.

[Footnote: Aasgaard was the 'garth' or home of the gods. After the

advent of Christianity, the Norse gods became demons, and it was the

popular belief that they rode across the sky at night, foreboding evil.]

Trofast heeded none of the people on the street except the policemen.

For, with his keen understanding, he had long ago discerned that the

police were there to protect him and his kind against the manifold

encroachments of humanity. Therefore he obligingly stopped whenever he

met a policeman, and allowed himself to be scratched behind the ear. In

particular, he had a good, stout friend, whom he often met up in

Aabenraa, where he (Trofast) had a _liaison_ of many years' standing.

When Policeman Frode Hansen was seen coming upstairs from a cellar--a

thing that often happened, for he was a jolly fellow, and it was a

pleasure to offer him a half of lager-beer--his face bore a great

likeness to the rising sun. It was round and red, warm and beaming.

But when he appeared in full view upon the pavement, casting a severe

glance up and down the street, in order to ascertain whether any

evil-disposed person had seen where he came from, there would arise a

faint reminiscence of something that we, as young men, had read about in

physics, and which, I believe, we called the co-efficient of expansion.

For, when we looked at the deep incision made by his strong belt,

before, behind and at the sides, we involuntarily received the

impression that such a co-efficient, with an extraordinarily strong

tendency to expand, was present in Frode Hansen's stomach.

And people who met him, especially when he heaved one of his deep, beery

sighs, nervously stepped to one side. For if the co-efficient in there

should ever happen to get the better of the strong belt, the pieces, and

particularly the front buckle, would fly around with a force sufficient

to break plate-glass windows.

In other respects, Frode Hansen was not very dangerous of approach. He

was even looked upon as one of the most harmless of police-constables;

he very rarely reported a case of any kind. All the same, he stood well

with his superiors, for when anything was reported by others, no matter

what, if they only asked Frode Hansen, he could always make some

interesting disclosure or other about it.

In this way the world went well with him; he was almost esteemed in

Aabenraa and down Vognmagergade. Yes, even Mam Hansen sometimes found

means to stand him a half of lager beer.

And she had certainly little to give away. Poverty-stricken and

besotted, she had enough to do to struggle along with her two children.

Not that Mam Hansen worked or tried to work herself forward or upward;

if she could only manage to pay her rent and have a little left over for

coffee and brandy, she was content. Beyond this she had no illusions.

In reality, the general opinion--even in Aabenraa--was that Mam Hansen

was a beast; and, when she was asked if she were a widow, she would

answer: 'Well, you see, that's not so easy to know.'

The daughter was about fifteen and the son a couple of years younger.

About these, too, the public opinion of Aabenraa and district had it

that a worse pair of youngsters had seldom grown up in those parts.

Waldemar was a little, pale, dark-eyed fellow, slippery as an eel, full

of mischief and cunning, with a face of indiarubber, which in one second

could change its expression from the boldest effrontery to the most

sheepish innocence.

Nor was there anything good to say about Thyra, except that she gave

promise of becoming a pretty girl. But all sorts of ugly stories were

already told about her, and she gadded round the town upon very various

errands.

Mam Hansen would never listen to these stories; she merely waved them

off. She paid just as little attention to the advice of her female

friends and neighbours, when they said:

'Let the children shift for themselves--really, they're quite brazen

enough to do it--and take in a couple of paying lodgers.'

'No, no,' Mam Hansen would reply; 'as long as they have some kind of a

home with me, the police will not get a firm grip of them, and they will

not quite flow over.'

This idea, that the bairns should not quite 'flow over,' had grown and

grown in her puny brain, until it had become the last point, around

which gathered everything motherly that could be left, after a life like

hers.

And therefore she slaved on, scolded and slapped the children when they

came late home, made their bed, gave them a little food, and so held

them to her, in some kind of fashion.

Mam Hansen had tried many things in the course of her life, and

everything had brought her gradually downward, from servant-girl to

waitress, down past washerwoman to what she now was.

Early in the mornings, before it was light, she would come over

Knippelsbro [Footnote: Bro, a bridge.] into the town, with a heavy

basket upon each arm. Out of the baskets stuck cabbage-leaves and

carrot-tops, so that one would suppose that she made a business of

buying vegetables from the peasants out at Amager, in order to sell them

in Aabenraa and the surrounding quarters.

All the same, it was not a greengrocery business that she carried on,

but, on the contrary, a little coal business: she sold coals

clandestinely and in small portions to poor folk like herself.

This evident incongruity was not noticed in Aabenraa; not even Policeman

Frode Hansen seemed to find anything remarkable about Mam Hansen's

business. When he met her in the mornings, toiling along with the heavy

baskets, he usually asked quite genially: 'Well, my little Mam Hansen,

were the roots cheap to-day?'

And, if his greeting were less friendly than usual, he was treated to a

half of lager later in the day.

This was a standing outlay of Madam Hansen's, and she had one besides.

Every evening she bought a large piece of sugared Vienna bread. She did

not eat it herself; neither was it for the children; no one knew what

she did with it, nor did anybody particularly care.

* * * * *

When there was no prospect of halves of lager, Policeman Frode Hansen

promenaded his co-efficient with dignity up and down the street.

If he then happened to meet Trofast or any other of his canine friends,

he always made a long halt, for the purpose of scratching him behind the

ear. And when he observed the great _nonchalance_ with which the dogs

comported themselves in the street, it was a real pleasure to him to

sternly pounce upon some unhappy man and note down his full name and

address, because he had taken the liberty of throwing an envelope into

the gutter.

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