CHAPTER LI.

THE ARMISTICE--BATTLE OF VITTORIA--DEFEAT AT LEIPSIC--THE BRIDGE

BLOWN UP.

An armistice was signed between the allies and Napoleon on June 4,

1813, to last till July 20: six days’ notice to be given of the

recommencement of hostilities. But Wellington seems to have disregarded

it; for, on June 21, he defeated the French army commanded by Joseph

Bonaparte, who had Marshal Jourdan under him, at Vittoria; completely

routing them, and taking 151 pieces of cannon, 415 ammunition waggons,

all their baggage, besides many prisoners.

Needless to say, the caricaturist did not omit his opportunity. ‘Mad

Nap breaking the Armistice’ (June 1813) is said to be taken ‘from

the original Picture at Dresden.’[28] Two messengers bring him their

reports. One is ‘English near Bayonne, Rising in South of France,

200,000 men joined the Bourbon Standard, Revolt at Toulon, Discontent

at Paris, All Spain evacuated, and more losses.’ The other messenger

tells the furious Emperor: ‘Diable! Your Grand Army in Spain is totally

routed, 180 Cannon, 400 Ammunition Waggons, All the Baggage! 9000 head

of Cattle, Military Chest full of money taken. Your brother, King Joey,

gallop’d away on horseback, Devil knows where! M. Jourdain has lost his

wig and stick! and the Enemy pursuing in all directions.’ Bonaparte

is in a towering rage, brandishing a poker, and kicking the last

messenger, to whom he roars out: ‘Away, base slaves. Fresh Torments!

Vile Cowards! Poltroon Joe! Traitor Jourdain! Cursed Anglais! I’ll make

Heaven and Earth tremble for this! but ’tis lies! base lies! Give me my

horse, I’ll mount, and away to Spain! England! Wellington! and Hell!

to drive Lucifer from his Infernal Throne for Treachery to ME!!’ A

frightened general standing by exclaims: ‘My Poor Master! is it come to

this? I must whip on this Strait Jacket, or he’ll break all our bones,

as well as the Armistice.’

As a corollary to this, although it does not belong to Napoleon proper,

I cannot abstain from noticing a picture published July 9, 1813, of

‘Jourdan and King Joe or Off they go--a Peep at the French Commanders

at the battle of Vittoria.’ The British troops have routed the French,

who fly in all directions; King Joseph and Marshal Jourdan, in the

foreground, are doing the same. Says the king: ‘Parbleu Mons^r Marshal,

we must run! a pretty piece of business we have made of it. If my

Brother Nap sends for me to the Congress, the Devil a clean shirt have

they left me! Could you not try your hand at a Convention again, my

dear Jourdan! as our friend Junot did in Portugal?’

But Jourdan replies: ‘Convention! No, ma foi! there is no tricking ce

Lord Wellington, we have nothing to trust to but our heels, but I dont

think they will save us, you need not be uneasy about a clean shirt for

the Congress, Mons^r Joe. Allons donc, run like de Devil! run like your

Brother Nap from Russia.’

George Cruikshank drew (July 8, 1813) a very humorous picture of

‘Boney receiving an account of the Battle of Vittoria--or--the Little

Emperor in a great Passion!’ A ragged postilion, mounted on the back

of a kneeling soldier, holds up a long roll: ‘King Joseph has been

defeated by Wellington with the loss of 151 pieces of Cannon, 415

Ammunition Waggons, Bag and Baggage, Provisions, &c., &c., &c. The

French have _one_ very fine little Howitzer left. One Quarter of the

Army is killed, the other wounded, the third Quarter taken prisoners,

and the English are playing the Devil with the rest.’

Napoleon, before his throne, is stamping, tearing his hair, and

flourishing his sword, to the undisguised terror of his Mameluke

Roustem; he roars out: ‘Oh!--!--!--!--!--!--!--! oh! Hell and the

Devil! Death and D--na--on!!! that cursed fiend John Bull will drive me

mad! Villains! Villains! ’tis all a lie, ’tis false as Hell, I say!!

away with the ---- scroll--it sears my very eyeballs!!! I’ll cut it

in Ten Thousand pieces--I’ll kick ye to the Devil--away with it!!!’

Russia, Prussia, and Austria are spectators. Russia suggests: ‘Now is

the time!’ In this Prussia cordially agrees, and says to Austria: ‘Now

or never, will you not join us?’

Only a portion is given of G. Cruikshank’s ‘A Scene after the Battle

of Vittoria, or More Trophies for Whitehall!!!’ (July 10, 1813). The

Duke of Wellington, on horseback, is receiving the captured colours,

&c., which his officers lay at his feet. He is evidently satisfied

with the result, for he exclaims: ‘Why! here’s enough for three Nights

Illumination!’ A general replies: ‘Three times three, my lord.’ One

presents him with a _bâton_: ‘Here’s Marshal Jourdan’s Rolling pin’;

and another, bringing in a captured standard, points to the group which

forms our illustration, saying: ‘And here comes their last Cannon!!’

The following caricature will do for any time during the year:--‘John

Bull teazed by an Earwig’ bears only the date of 1813, and is by

an unknown artist. The old boy is at his frugal meal of bread,

cheese, and beer, and has been reading the ‘True Briton,’ when he is

interrupted by little Boney, who, perched on his shoulder, pricks his

cheek with a Lilliputian sword. John Bull turns round half angrily, and

says: ‘I tell you what, you Vermin! if you won’t let me eat my bread

and cheese in peace, and comfort, I’ll blow you away, depend upon it.’

To which the insect replies: ‘I will have the cheese, you Brute you--I

have a great mind to annihilate you, you great, over grown, Monster!!!’

[Illustration: A SCENE AFTER THE BATTLE OF VITTORIA, OR, MORE TROPHIES

FOR WHITEHALL!!!]

In October 1813 came out an etching of ‘Tom Thumb and the Giant, or a

forced March to Franckfort. _Kings are his Centinels, vide Sheridan’s

speech._ A letter from Stralsund states that Buonaparte, on his journey

to Paris, sent a Courier to the King of Wi----g[29] with orders for

him to proceed to Franckfort on the Maine, and the latter would meet

him there accordingly.’ Tom Thumb, Napoleon, on horseback, prods on

the King with his sword, telling him at the same time: ‘On, Sir,

to Franckfort, and there await my coming.’ The poor fat King, with

perspiring brows, piteously exclaims: ‘Well, I am going as fast as I

can---- Pretty work this for a Man of my Importance!! Was it for this

you put a Crown upon my head!’

Napoleon’s power was rapidly drawing to an end, and the crushing

defeat he received at Leipsic on October 16, 17, 18, 19, gave it its

death-blow. The news was promulgated throughout England by a ‘London

Gazette Extraordinary’ of November 3. The ‘Times’ of the same date had

hinted of reverses sustained by Napoleon, and on November 4 broke into

jubilation thus: ‘“Justice demands the sacrifice of the Tyrant,”[30]

such was the sentiment which concluded our last article,--a sentiment

not dictated by any feeling of transient growth, but adopted after long

and serious reflection on what is due to the moral interests, which are

the best and surest interests of nations. The French people will now

determine between the sacrifice of their Tyrant, and sacrifices of a

very different description, sacrifices of their lives, their children,

their treasure, their honour.

‘We had already communicated to our readers the private information

which we had received, stating that he had sustained “dreadful

reverses” in a “series of actions,” which had caused him “not only

a great diminution in the numbers of his men, but also a serious

loss of artillery”; and that he had himself “escaped with the utmost

difficulty to a place of comparative, and but comparative, safety.”

Such were the accounts which we believed “would be found to contain a

very moderate statement of the Tyrant’s losses”; but we own our most

sanguine hopes have been exceeded by the Official Statements received

yesterday by Government, and made public; first, in a brief form, by

a letter from Lord CASTLEREAGH to the LORD MAYOR, and a Bulletin from

the Foreign Office; and, afterwards, in most gratifying detail, by an

_Extraordinary Gazette_.’

The ‘Morning Post’ of the same date heads the intelligence as ‘The most

Glorious and Important News ever received;’ and the Prince Regent, who

opened Parliament on November 4, alluded to it in his speech in these

terms: ‘The annals of Europe afford no examples of victories more

splendid, and decisive, than those which have been recently achieved in

Saxony.’ London was brilliantly illuminated, and joy reigned throughout

the kingdom.

One of the first caricatures on the subject is the ‘Execution of two

celebrated Enemies of Old England, and their Dying Speeches, 5 Nov.

1813,’ which was by Rowlandson (published November 27, 1813), and is

stated to be a representation of a ‘Bonfire at Thorpe Hall near Louth,

Lincolnshire, on 5 Nov. 1813, given by the Rev. W. C. to the boys

belonging to the Seminary at Louth, in consequence of the arrival of

news of the Decisive Defeat of Napoleon Buonaparte, by the Allies, at

11 o’clock on y^e 4th, & Louth Bells ringing all night.’

Guy Faux, who is got up like one of the old watchmen, is swinging on

one gallows, and Napoleon, in traditional costume, on another, with a

roaring bonfire under him. Men, women, and boys are rejoicing around.

‘Guy Faux’s Dying Speech. I, Guy Faux, meditating my Country’s ruin,

by the clandestine, and diabolical, means of the Gunpowder plot, was

most fortunately discovered, and brought to condign punishment, by

Old England, and here I bewail my fate.’ ‘Napoleon Buonaparte’s Dying

Speech. I, Napoleon Buonaparte, flattered by all the French Nation that

I was invincible, have most cruelly, and most childishly, attempted

the subjugation of the world. I have lost my fleets, I have lost the

largest, and the finest, armies ever heard of, and I am now become the

indignation of the world, and the scorn, and sport, of boys. Had I

not spurned the firm wisdom of the Right Hon. W^m Pitt, I might have

secured an honourable Peace, I might have governed the greatest Nation;

but, alas, my ambition has deceived me, and Pitt’s plans have ruined

me.’

Rowlandson drew a ‘Copy of the Transparency exhibited at Ackermann’s

Repository of Arts, During the Illuminations of the 5th and 6th of

November 1813, in honour of the splendid victories obtained by the

Allies over the Armies of France, at Leipsig and its Environs.

‘The Two Kings of Terror.

‘This Subject, representing the two Tyrants, viz. the Tyrant

_Bonaparte_, and the Tyrant _Death_, sitting together on the

Field of Battle, in a manner which promises a more perfect

intimacy immediately to ensue, is very entertaining. It is also

very instructing to observe, that the former is now placed in

a situation, in which all Europe _may see through him_. The

emblem, too, of the circle of light from mere _vapour_, which

is so soon _extinguished_, has a good moral effect; and as the

Gas represents the dying flame, so does the Drum, on which

he is seated, typify the _hollow_, and _noisy_ nature of the

falling Usurper.

‘The above description of the subject, appeared in the _Sun_

of Saturday, the 6th of November. These pointed comments

arose from the picture being transparent, and from a circle,

indicative of the strength, and brotherly union, of the Allies,

which surmounted the same, composed of _gas_[31] of brilliant

brightness.’

‘Cossack Sports--or the Platoff Hunt in full cry after French Game’

(November 9, 1813), shows Leipsic in the background, and the river

Elster, into which the Cossacks, plunge, in full cry, after the

‘Corsican Fox.’ The Hetman, Platoff, cries, ‘Hark forward! my boys,

get along! he runs in view--Yoics, Yoics--There he goes--Tally ho!’

His daughter, about whom the story is told (see footnote p. 148), is

in mid stream, lashing her horse, and calling out, ‘Hi! ho! Tally ho!

For a husband!’ An army of French frogs in vain attempt to stop the

Cossacks--they are routed, and fleeing.

A very cleverly drawn caricature is ‘Caterers--Boney Dished--a Bonne

Bouche for Europe’ (November 10, 1813), and it gives us the sovereigns

of Europe seated around a table, on which is a large dish, in the

centre of which poses Napoleon, surrounded with a garnish of his

marshals, seated, and with their hands tied behind them. The different

sovereigns express their opinions upon the dish. Thus Russia says, ‘I

think Brother of Austria, this dish will be relish’d by all Europe.’

‘And I think Brother of Russia they will admire the _garnish_!’ ‘Pray

let Wurtemburg join in that dish.’ ‘And Bavaria, if you please.’

Holland thinks that ‘Donder and Blikins, dat dish will please mein

Vrow.’ Poland says, ‘It is rather too highly seasoned for my taste, but

French.’ The Switzer opines that ‘William Tell never invented a better

dish, I hope we shall have a taste of it!’ Italy swears ‘By the God of

Love! that is better dish den Maccaroni.’ With tears streaming down

his face, a poor monarch prays, ‘Oh dear! oh dear! I hope they won’t

Dish the poor old King of Saxony.’ Prussia remarks to England, ‘We must

reduce the quantity of irritating articles, before we can produce it as

a finished dish--What say you Steward of the Feast?’ who replies, ‘I

agree with your Highness, John Bull prefers moderation.’

On November 10, 1813, was published ‘The Daw Stript of his Borrow’d

Plumes, _vide Gay’s Fables of the Daw and the other Birds_,’ which

shows the different birds despoiling the poor Daw, Napoleon. The

double-headed eagle, Russia, with one beak strips him of his Legion

of Honour, the other head takes off his crown. Austria, Prussia, and

Sweden are rapidly denuding him of his borrowed plumes; whilst Spain,

Poland, and Bohemia are hovering around. The background is taken up

with a Cossack spitting runaway Frenchmen on his lance.

[Illustration: THE DAW STRIPT OF HIS BORROWED PLUMES.]

Rowlandson gives us (November 25, 1813) ‘A Long pull, a Strong pull,

and a pull altogether.’ Here we see the allies’ ships riding freely

on the ocean, the sun of tyranny setting, and the allies giving all

their strength in helping to float the Texel fleet, which the Dutch are

assisting them to launch. Napoleon and his brother Joseph are in the

background, the former dancing with rage, and crying out, ‘Oh Brother

Joe--I’m all Fire. My Passion eats me up. Such unlooked for storms of

ill fall on me. It beats down all my cunning, I cannot bear it. My ears

are filled with noise, my eyes grow dim, and feeble shakings seize

every Limb.’ Joseph, whose crown has dropped off, says, ‘Oh Brother

Nap, brother Nap, we shan’t be left with half a crown apiece!’

[Illustration: A LONG PULL, A STRONG PULL, AND A PULL ALTOGETHER.]

‘The Corsican toad under a harrow’ (Rowlandson, November 27, 1813)

also alludes to the defection of Holland, the agonised Emperor calling

out, ‘Oh, this heavy Dutchman! O’ had I enough to bear before!!!’

[Illustration: THE CORSICAN TOAD UNDER A HARROW.]

Rowlandson gives us (November 29, 1813) ‘Dutch Nightmare, or the

Fraternal Hug, returned with a Dutch Squeeze,’ which represents

Napoleon lying on a state bed, suffering the tortures of nightmare, his

incubus being a very heavy Dutchman, who sits upon his breast calling

out, ‘Orange Boven,’ and puffing his smoke right into the face of his

victim.

Mr. Grego credits Rowlandson with the ‘Head Runner of Runners from

Leipsic Fair’ (March 2, 1814), but both the design and drawing

manifestly show that it is not by him. On the contrary, its internal

evidence clearly shows it to be a German engraving, and much earlier in

date, the town in the background being labelled Maynz. Napoleon is here

represented as a running courier, and the speed at which he is going

is shown by his being able to keep pace with a hare. The top of his

staff is Charlemagne--or, as in the etching, Carolus Magnus. In his

rapid flight he is losing from his wallet all the things entrusted to

him--Italy, Holland, Switzerland, the Rheinbund, &c.

[Illustration: HEAD RUNNER OF RUNNERS, FROM LEIPSIC FAIR.]

His flight from Leipsic was well caricatured, and one episode, the

premature blowing up of the bridge over the Elster, came in for severe

comment. Colonel Montfort had orders to blow up the bridge, which was

mined, as soon as the last of the troops had passed over. He, however,

entrusted this duty to a corporal and four miners. The corporal,

hearing shouting and cannonading, thought the allies were in possession

of the city and pursuing the French forces. He therefore fired the

bridge, which blew up, cutting off the retreat of four _corps d’armée_,

and more than 200 cannon. Of course, the men so circumstanced had no

option but to yield themselves as prisoners, after many had been driven

into the river and drowned.

At Dresden still our hero staid,

Because to budge he was afraid,

And when he did, it was to meet

At Leipsic, a severe defeat:

The bridge here, as the story goes,

Nap wished to blow up with his foes;

This to a col’nel he imparted,

Who was, perhaps, too tender hearted.

For to a captain, (so we’ve heard)

The Colonel the task transferred,

And he a corporal employ’d,

By whom the bridge should be destroy’d;

But scarce had Nap the bridge passed thro’,

When, helter skelter, up it flew!

It seems the truth cannot be traced;

Either the corp’ral was in haste,

Or by some means, ’tis suspected,

’Twas just as Boney had directed;

For the Explosion soon confounded

His waggon loads of sick and wounded:

And by these means, as oft he did,

He got of them immediate rid.

[Illustration: NAPOLEON’S FLIGHT FROM LEIPSIG.]

‘Bonaparte’s Bridge, to the Tune of This is the House that Jack built’

(December 1, 1813), supposed to be drawn by _la Nourrice du Roi de

Rome_, is in eight compartments, which are thus described:--

This is the bridge that was blown into air.

These are the Miners who had the care

Of mining the Bridge that was blown into air.

This is the Corporal stout and strong,

Who fired the Mine with his match so long,

Which was made by the Miners, &c.

This is the Colonel of Infantry,

Who ordered the Corporal stout and strong

To fire the Mine, &c.

This is the Marshall of high degree

Who whispered the Colonel of Infantry

To order the Corporal, &c.

This is the Emperor who scampered away,

And left the Marshall of high degree

To whisper the Colonel, &c.

These be the thousands who cursed the day,

Which made him an Emperor, who scampered away, &c.

These are the Monarchs so gen’rous and brave,

Who conquer’d the Tyrant, and Liberty gave,

To thousands & thousands who cursed the day, &c.

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