THE SCHOOL BOARD BEFORE THE END OF THE CENTURY.

(_A Prophecy of the Near Future._)

THE children had left the school, and the pianos were closed for the

night. The Senior Wranglers who had been conducting the lessons were

divesting themselves of their academical robes, and preparing to

quit the premises to return to their palatial homes, the outcome of a

portion of their princely salaries. In couples they disappeared until

only one was left--he was older than his colleagues, and consequently

slower in his movements. As he was about to summon his carriage a

wild-looking individual suddenly appeared before him, and, sinking in

a chair, appealed to him with a gesture that, fraught with weakness,

was yet defiant.

"What do you want with me, my good man?" asked the Senior Wrangler,

who had a kindly nature.

"What have you done with my sons?" gasped the visitor.

"No doubt, if they were intended for crossing-sweepers, we have

instructed them in the rudiments of classical dancing, and if you

purposed bringing them up as errand-boys, it is highly probable that

we have taught them how to play upon the harpsichord."

"That's how it is!" cried the other. "They _have_ been taught how to

play on the harpsichord; and, as the instrument is obsolete, I ask

you, Sir, how are they to get their living?"

"That is no affair of mine, my good fellow," returned the Senior

Wrangler, dryly. "It is my duty to teach the child, and not to answer

the questions of the parent."

"And the rates are doubled!" cried the Board Scholar's father,

wringing his hands in despair, "and I am ruined!" The Senior Wrangler

was growing impatient. He had to dine at the Club, and go to the

Opera. "Well, what do you want with me?" he asked.

"Employment!" cried the other, in an agony of woe. "Give me

employment. I have been ruined by the rates; let the rates support

me--give me employment!"

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