TO A WOULD-BE DESPOT.

"Could I but rule!" with emphasis you say;

Then, doubtless, evil would be swept away.

How to begin, of course, is your affair,

Such practical arrangements are your care;

Our task would be no more than to obey!

Injustice then would speedily decay,

Merit, and only merit, then would pay;

Which means, perhaps, I'd be a millionaire

Could I but rule!

Well, many kings have lived and reigned their day;

I rather doubt if your despotic sway

Would quite fulfil the objects of your prayer;

Many have tried, and ended in despair,

And you, perhaps--But still you answer "Nay,

Could _I_ but rule!"

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THE REAL "SUN OF YORK."--FRANK LOCKWOOD, Solicitor-General.

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