CHAPTER XI

Painting in Seoul--Messages from the king--Royal princes sitting for

their portraits--Breaking the mourning law--Quaint notions--Delight and

despair--Calling in of State ceremony--Corean soldiers--How they mount

guard--Drill--Honours--A much admired shoe--A gift.

I had made so many sketches in Seoul, that at last a rumour reached the

Court of the rapidity with which I portrayed streets and people. The

consequence was that both king and princes were very anxious to see what

"European painting" was like, as they had never yet seen a picture

painted by a European; so one fine day, to my great astonishment, through

the kindness of Mr. Greathouse and General Le Gendre, I was able to

induce one of the Queen's nephews, young Min-san-ho, to sit for his

likeness in his Court dress. The picture, a life-size one, was painted in

the course of an afternoon and was pronounced a success by my Corean

critics. In Cho-senese eyes, unaccustomed to the effects of light, shade,

and variety of colour in painting, the work merited a great deal of

admiration, and many were the visitors who came to inspect it. It was

not, they said, at all like a picture, but just like the man himself

sitting donned in his white Court robes and winged cap. So great was the

sensation produced by this portrait, that before many days had passed

the King ordered it to be brought into his presence, upon which being

done he sat gazing at it, surrounded by his family and whole household.

The painting was kept at the Palace for two entire days, and when

returned to me was simply covered with finger marks, royal and not royal,

smeared on the paint, which was still moist, and that, notwithstanding

that I had been provident enough to paste in a corner of the canvas a

label in the Corean language to the effect that fingers were to be kept

off. The King declared himself so satisfied with it that he expressed the

wish that before leaving the country I should paint the portraits of the

two most important personages in Cho-sen after himself, viz.: the two

Princes, Min-Young-Huan, and Min-Young-Chun, the former of whom was

Commander-in-chief of the Corean land forces, and the other, Prime

Minister of the kingdom, in fact, the Bismarck of Cho-sen.

No sooner had I answered "yes" to this request than the sitting was fixed

for the next morning at 11 o'clock. The crucial matter, of course, was

the question of precedence, and this would have been difficult to settle

had not the Prime Minister caught a bad cold, which caused his sitting to

be delayed for some days. Hence it was that at 11 o'clock punctually I

was to portray prince Min-Young-Huan, the commander-in-chief of the

Corean troops.

[Illustration: H.R.H. PRINCE MIN-YOUNG-HUAN]

General Le Gendre, with his usual kindness, had offered me a room in his

house, in which I could receive, and paint His Royal Highness. The

excitement at Court on the subject of these pictures, had apparently been

great, for late at night a message was brought me from the palace to

the effect that the King, having heard that I preferred painting the two

princes in their smartest dark blue gowns of lovely silk instead of in

their white mourning ones, had given Min orders to comply with my wish.

The grant of such a privilege was, indeed, remarkable, when it is

remembered how strict the rules as to mourning were, not only at Court,

but all over the country; for so strict are the mourning rules of the

country, that the slightest exception to them may mean the loss of one's

head. The precaution, however, was taken to bind me to secrecy, on the

ground that a bad example of this kind coming from royalty might actually

cause a revolutionary outbreak. It was naturally with the greatest

pleasure, at my success, and the courtesy shown me, that I went to bed,

not, however, without having received yet another message from General Le

Gendre, asking me to be in attendance punctually at 11 A.M.

It was just 6.30 in the morning, when there was a loud tap at my door,

and the servant rushed in, in the wildest state of excitement, handing me

a note from General Le Gendre. The note read somewhat as follows: "Dear

Mr. Landor, Prince Min has arrived at my house to sit for his picture.

Please come at once."

That is punctuality, is it not? To make an appointment, and go to the

place to keep it four-and-a-half hours before the time appointed!

In less than no time I was on the spot. Le Gendre's house was, as it

were, in a state of siege, for hundreds of armed soldiers were drawn up,

in the little lane leading to it, while the court of his compound was

crammed with followers and officers, in their smartest clothes. The

warriors, who had already made themselves comfortable, and were squatting

on their heels, playing cards and other games, got up most respectfully

as I passed, and, by command of one of the officers, rendered me a

military salute, which I must confess made me feel very important. I had

never suspected that such an armed force was necessary to protect a man

who was going to have his portrait painted, but of course, I am well

aware that artists are always most unreliable people. When the real

reason of this display was explained, I did indeed feel much flattered.

The Prince had, in fact, come to me in his grandest style, and with his

full escort, just as if his object had been to call on some royal

personage, such as the King himself. The compliment was, I need hardly

say, much appreciated by me. I was actually lifted up the steps of the

house by his servants, for it was supposed that the legs of such a grand

personage must indeed be incapable of bearing his body, and thus I was

brought into his presence. As usual, he was most affable, and full of wit

and fun. So great had been his anxiety to be down on canvas, that he had

been quite unable to sleep. He could only wish for the daylight to come,

which was to immortalise him, and that was why he had come "a little"

before his time.

Having assured himself that there was no one else in the room, he

discarded his mourning clothes, and put on a magnificent blue silk gown

with baggy sleeves, upon which dragons were depicted, in rather lighter

tones. On his chest, he wore a square on which in multicoloured

embroideries were represented the flying phoenix and the tiger, and the

corners of which were filled in artistically with numerous scrolls. He

had also a rectangular jewelled metal belt, projecting both at his chest

and at the back, and held in position by a ribbon on both sides of his

body. His cap was of the finest black horse-hair with wings fastened at

the back. He seemed most proud of his three white leather satchels, and a

writing pad, which hung down from his left side, by wide white straps.

Into these straps, in time of war, is passed the sword of supreme

command, and by them in time of peace is his high military rank made

known. His sword was a magnificent old blade, which had been handed down

from his ancestors, and naturally he was very proud of it. While showing

it to me, he related the noble deeds, which had been accomplished by its

aid, his eyes glistening all the time, but, as he was about to

graphically describe in what way such and such an ancestor had done away

with his foe, I, who am not at all fond of playing with razor-edged

swords, thought it prudent to interrupt him by placing him in position

for the picture. As I posed him, he did not utter a word, nor wink an

eye. And during the whole of a sitting of nearly three hours he sat

motionless and speechless, like a statue.

"It is finished," I finally said, and he sprang up in a childish fashion

and came over to look at the work. His delight was unbounded, and he

seized my hand and shook it for nearly half an hour; after which, he

suddenly became grave, stared at the canvas, and then looked at the back

of it. He seemed horrified.

"What is it?" I inquired of His Royal Highness.

"You have not put in my jade decoration," said he, almost in despair.

I had, of course, painted his portrait full face, and as the Coreans have

the strange notion of wearing their decorations in the shape of a small

button of jade, gold, silver or amber, behind the left ear, these did not

appear thereon. I then tried to remonstrate, saying that it was

impossible in European art to accomplish such a feat as to show both

front and back at once, but, as he seemed distressed at what to him

seemed a defect, I made him sit again, and compromised the matter by

making another large but rapid sketch of him from a side point of view,

so as to include the decoration and the rest rather magnified in size. It

is from this portrait that the illustration is taken; for I corrected it

as soon as he was out of sight. But with this second portrait my Corean

sitter was more grieved than ever, for, he remarked, now he could see the

decoration, but not his other eye!

These difficulties having, with the exercise of a good deal of patience

and time, been finally overcome by my proving to him that one cannot see

through things that are not transparent, we were entertained by General

Le Gendre to an excellent lunch, during which toasts to the health of

everybody under the sun were drunk in numberless bottles of champagne.

Then he began to wax quite enthusiastic about his likeness. He called in

his officers and followers; by this time, of course, he had got into his

mourning clothes again, and donned his semi-spherical crane-surmounted

hat; and they all showed great admiration of the work, although many went

round, as he had done, to look at the backs of the two canvases to find

"the eye," or the other missing "button."

He wanted to purchase both pictures there and then, but I declined,

saying that I would be pleased to present him with a smaller copy when

completed. With this promise he departed happy.

Now it was the turn of his Prime Minister brother, Prince Min. He also

came in full state, with hundreds of servants and followers, hours before

his time; was a most restless model; and, having profited by his

brother's experience, was continually coming over to examine the painting

and reminding me not to forget this and that and the other

thing--generally what was on the other side of his body, or what from my

point of vantage I could not see. This time, however, I had chosen a

three-quarter face pose, and he expressed the fullest satisfaction with

the result, until, going to poke his nose into the canvas, which was

about 4 feet by 3, he began to take objections to the shadows. He

insisted that his face was all perfectly white; whereas I had made

one-half his nose darker in colour than the other; also that there was

the same defect under the chin; his untrained mind being unable to grasp

the fact that the same colour under different lights becomes lighter or

darker in tone. I would have lost my patience with him if I had had any

to lose, but, remaining silent, I smiled idiotically at his observations,

and did exactly the reverse of what he wished me to do. The beautifying

touches having been duly added, and the high lights put in where it

seemed proper that they should go, I summoned the Prince to see the

effect, this time building up a barricade of chairs and tables in front

of the canvas, in order that His Royal Highness might be compelled to

conduct his examination of it at the right distance. This had the desired

effect, and, as he now gazed at it, he found the likeness excellent and

to use his words "just like a living other-self." It seemed to him a most

inexplicable circumstance that when he got his nose close to the canvas

the picture appeared so different from what it was when inspected at the

right distance. This sitting also ended with a feast, and everything

passed off in the best of ways.

The result of this amicable intercourse with the Royal Princes was that

calls had to be duly exchanged according to the rules of Corean

etiquette. Both Princes came again in their state array to call upon me

in person, a privilege which I was told had never before been bestowed on

any Europeans, not even the Diplomatic Agents in the land, after which

upon the following day I proceeded to return their calls.

The morning was dedicated to the commander-in-chief, Prince

Min-Young-Huan. Since to go on foot, even though the distance was only a

few hundred yards from Mr. Greathouse's, where I was living, would have

been, according to Corean etiquette, a disgrace and an insult, I rode up

to his door on horseback. His house stood, surrounded by a strong wall of

masonry and with impregnable iron-banded gates, in the centre of a large

piece of ground. His ensign flew at one corner of the enclosure, and a

detachment of picked troops was always at his beck and call in the

immediate neighbourhood. At the door were sentries, and it was curious to

note the way in which guard is mounted in the land of Cho-sen.

I suppose what I am going to narrate will not be believed, but it is none

the less perfectly true. The Corean Tommy Atkins mounts guard curled up

in a basket filled with rags and cotton-wool! Even at the royal palace

one sees them. The Cho-senese warrior is not a giant; on the contrary, he

is very small, only a little over five feet, or even less, so that the

round basket which contains him is made only about four feet in diameter,

and three-and-a-half feet deep. In the inner enclosures of the royal

palace, where two soldiers at a time are on guard, the baskets are

bigger, and the two men contained in them squat or curl up together like

two birds in a nest. Their rifles are generally left standing against the

wall; but, occasionally, when the position to be guarded is a very

responsible one, they are nursed in the basket.

The infantry soldier, seen at his best, is a funny individual. He thinks

he is dressed like a European soldier, but the reader can imagine the

resemblance. His head-gear consists of a felt hat with a large brim,

which he keeps on his head by means of two ribbons tied under his chin;

for the fashion is, in military circles, to have a head-gear many times

too small for his head. He wears a pair of calico trousers of a

nondescript colour resembling green and black, under which his own padded

"unmentionables" are concealed, a fact which of itself is sufficient to

make him look a little baggy. Then there is his shortish coat with large

sleeves and woollen wristlets; and a belt, with a brass buckle, somewhere

about five inches above or below his waist, according to the amount of

dinner he has eaten and the purses he has stuffed under his coat. Yes,

the Coreans are not yet civilised enough to possess pockets, and all that

they have to carry must be stuffed into small leather, cloth, or silk

purses with long strings. By ordinary individuals these purses are

fastened inside or outside the coat, but among the military it is

strictly forbidden to show purses over the coat; wherefore the regulation

method is to carry these underneath, tied to the trouser's band.

Accordingly, as the number of purses is larger or smaller, the belt over

the jacket is higher or lower on the waist, the coat sticking out in the

most ridiculous manner.

In the illustration a Corean warrior of the latest fashion may be seen in

his full uniform. He is an infantry soldier.

[Illustration: AN INFANTRY SOLDIER]

The guns with which these men are armed, are of all sorts, descriptions

and ages, from the old flint-locks to repeating breech-loaders, and it

can easily be imagined how difficult it must be to train the troops,

hardly two soldiers having guns of even a similar make! A couple of

American Army instructors were employed by the King to coach the soldiery

in the art of foreign warfare, and to teach them how to use their

weapons, but, if I remember rightly, one of the greatest difficulties

they had to contend with was the utter want of discipline; for to this

the easy-going Corean Tommy Atkins could on no account be made to

submit. They are brave enough when it comes to fighting; that is, when

this is done in their own way; and rather than give way an inch they will

die like valiant warriors. It is an impossibility, however, to make them

understand that when a man is a soldier, in European fashion, he is no

more a man, but a machine.

"Why not have machines altogether?" seemed to be pretty much what they

thought when compelled to go through the, to them, apparently useless and

tiresome drill.

The target practice amused and interested them much when it took place,

which was but seldom, for the cost of the ammunition was found to be too

much for the authorities; there being, besides, the further difficulty of

providing different cartridges for the great variety of rifles used. Thus

it was that, though nearly every infantry soldier possessed a gun, he

hardly ever had a chance of firing it. So rarely was even a round of

blank cartridges fired in the capital, that, when this event did take

place for some purpose or other, the King invariably sent a message to

the few foreign residents in the town requesting them not to be

frightened or alarmed at the "report," or to suppose that a revolution

had broken out.

Having examined Tommy Atkins at his best, I sent in my name to the

Prince, and was waiting outside, when suddenly a great noise was heard

inside, the squeaky locks were unbolted, and gate after gate was thrown

open. The pony had to be left behind at the gate, and as I entered the

court, among the chin-chins of the courtiers, I saw the

Commander-in-chief waiting on the door-step to greet me with

outstretched arms. Honour after honour was bestowed upon me; which

extreme politeness amazed me, for Foreign Ministers and Consuls are never

received in this way, but are led into his presence, while he remains

comfortably seated in his audience chamber.

He took me by the hand, and, leading me into his reception room,

maintained a long and most friendly conversation with me, taking the most

unbounded interest in all matters pertaining to Western civilisation. As

we were thus busily engaged, "pop," went the cork of a champagne bottle

with a frightful explosion, through the paper window, and my interlocutor

and myself had a regular shower bath, as sudden as it was unexpected.

Then out of this healths were drunk, the servant who had opened the

bottle so clumsily, being promised fifty strokes of the paddle at the

earliest opportunity; after which I rose and bade his Royal Highness

good-bye. Again, his politeness was extreme, and he accompanied me to the

door, where, amidst the chin-chins of his followers and the "military

honours" of the assembled troops, I re-mounted my pony and galloped off

home.

The same afternoon I paid my visit to the Royal Prime Minister. This

time, being grown conceited, I suppose, by virtue of the honour received

in the course of the morning, though in part, perhaps, owing to the

advice of my friend Mr. Greathouse, who insisted upon my going in grand

state, I was carried in the "green sedan chair," the one, namely, which

is only brought out for officials and princes of the highest rank. I was

also accorded the full complement of four chair-bearers, and,

accompanied by the _Kissos_ (soldiers) and servants who were summoned to

form my escort, I gaily started.

"Oooohhhh!" my bearers sighed in a chorus, as they lifted me into the

sedan and sped me along the crowded streets; while the soldiers shouted

"Era, Era, Era, Picassa, Picassa!" thrusting to one side the astonished

natives that stood in the way. As I approached the palace, I noticed that

rows of other sedan-chairs, but yellow and blue ones, were waiting, their

official occupants anticipating an audience with the Prince and Prime

Minister. All these, however, had to make way before me, and a soldier

having been despatched in advance to inform His Royal Highness of my

coming, the gates were banged open as I approached them and closed again

so soon as I was within. The cordial reception which I had received from

the other prince, was now repeated; and Min Young Chun and his court were

actually standing on the door-step to receive me.

As I always complied with the habits of the country, I proceeded to take

off my shoes before entering the house, but the prince, having been

informed some time or other that such was not the custom in England,

insisted on my abstaining from doing so. I had already taken off one shoe

and was proceeding to untie the other when, catching me by one arm and

his followers by the other, he dragged me in. You can imagine how comical

and undignified I looked, with one shoe on and the other off! Still, I

managed to be equal to the occasion, and held a long _pourparler_ with

the Prince, his courtiers standing around, in a room which he had

furnished in the European style, with two Chinese chairs and a table!

As we were thus confabulating and I was being entertained with native

wine and sweets, I received a dreadful blow--that is to say, a moral one.

A youth, a relation of the prince, ran into the room and whispered

something in the royal ears, whereupon his eyes glittered with

astonishment and curiosity, and in a moment there was a general stampede

out of the room on the part of all the courtiers and eunuchs. A minute

after, amidst the deepest silence, was brought triumphantly into the

audience-room and deposited in the middle of the table:--what do you

think?--my shoe, that, namely, which I had left outside!

Such a blow as this I had never experienced in my life, for the man I was

calling upon, you must remember, held a position in Corea equal to that

of the Prince of Wales and Lord Rosebery combined, and if you can imagine

being entertained by a dignitary of this high order with one of your

shoes in its right place and the other on the table, you will agree that

my position was more than comical. It appeared that this special state of

sensation was produced entirely by the fact that my unfortunate foot-gear

was made of patent leather, and that, being almost new, it shone

beautifully. Neither Prince nor Court had ever seen patent leather

before, and much ravishment, mingled with childish surprise, was on the

face of everybody, when it was whispered round and believed that the shoe

was covered with a glass coating. The Prince examined it carefully all

over, and then passed it round to his courtiers, signs of the greatest

admiration being expressed at this wonderful object.

[Illustration: H.R.H. PRINCE MIN-YOUNG-CHUN]

I, on my, side, took things quite philosophically, after having recovered

from the first shock; and, taking off the other shoe, put it also on the

table, gracefully, and quite in the Eastern fashion, begging the Prince

to accept the pair as a gift, if he was agreeable to have them.

Fortunately for me, however, he even more gracefully declined the offer,

though, as long as our interview lasted, I noticed that his eyes were

constantly fixed on them and that every now and then he again went into

raptures over them!

On the occasion of this visit I presented him with a portrait of himself

reproduced on a small scale from the larger painting which I had made. He

seemed to much appreciate this picture so far as the painting was

concerned, but was much taken aback when he discovered that it was on the

surface of a wooden panel and could not, therefore, be rolled up. The

Eastern idea is that, to preserve a picture, it should always be kept

rolled, and unrolled as seldom as possible, that is to say, only on grand

solemnities.

When it was time to go, the Prince conducted me to the door in person,

and, having had my shoes put on and laced by one of his pages, I finally

took my leave of him.

A very curious episode, the direct consequence of my having portrayed

these Princes, occurred some days afterwards. I was walking in the

grounds of Mr. Greathouse's residence, when I perceived a number of

coolies, headed by two soldiers and a sort of _Maggiordomo_, coming

towards the house. They were carrying several baskets, while the

_Maggiordomo_ himself gracefully held a note between two fingers. As soon

as they saw me, the _Maggiordomo_ made a grand bow, and, delivering the

letter into my hands, said that it came from Prince Min-Young-Huan, the

Commander-in-chief of the Corean army. What astonished me even more was

that he placed at my feet the different baskets and parcels, announcing

that they were now my property. The letter ran as follows:

"MY DEAR MR. LANDOR,--I send you some Corean hens, and some eggs,

and some persimmons, and some beef, and some pork, and some nuts,

and some screens, and a leopard skin. I hope that you will

receive them. I thank you very much for the beautiful picture you

have done of me, and I send you this as a remembrance of

me.--Your friend,

"MIN-YOUNG-HUAN."

Greathouse and all the household having been at once summoned, the gifts

were duly displayed and admired. The eggs numbered four hundred; then,

there were ten live native hens with lovely feathers, about forty pounds

of beef and pork, and two full bags, the one of nuts and the other of

persimmons. There was enough to last one a month. The part of the present

which pleased me most, however, was that containing the split bamboo

window screens, which are only manufactured for, and presented to the

King and royal princes by faithful subjects, and can scarcely be obtained

for love or money under ordinary circumstances. The leopard skin, also,

was a lovely one of its kind, with long fur and fat long tail,

beautifully marked, in short an excellent specimen of what is called, I

believe, a snow-leopard. Never before had I made so good a bargain for

any picture of mine, and I could not but wonder whether I should ever

again have another like it.

I am sorry to say that a large portion of the eggs were consumed in

making egg-noggs, an excellent American drink, at the concocting of which

Greathouse was a master, a sustaining "refresher" which helped us much in

passing away the long dull winter evenings. The hens, whose plumage we

much admired, were let loose for some days, but they created such a

nuisance with their early crowing, that they were soon condemned, like

most hens, to suffer from an overstretch of neck. The screens and

leopard-skins I brought back with me to England as a memento of my

portrait-painting experiences in Corea, and these I still possess.

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