_Enter CHÆREA, in the EUNUCH’S dress, on the other side of the
stage._
CHÆ. (_to himself._) At Antipho’s,[102] both of them, father and
mother, just as if on purpose, were at home, so that I couldn’t any
way get in, but that they must have seen me. In the mean time, while I
was standing before the door, a certain acquaintance {of mine} was
coming full upon me. When I espied him, I took to my heels as fast as
I could down a narrow unfrequented alley; thence again to another,
{and} thence to another; thus have I been most dreadfully harassed
with running about, that no one might recognize me. But isn’t this
Thais that I see? It is she. I’m at a stand. What shall I do? But what
need I care? What can she do to me?
THAIS, (_to PYTHIAS._) Let’s accost him. (_To CHÆREA._) Good Mister
Dorus, welcome; tell me, have you been running away?
CHÆ. Madam, I did so.
THAIS. Are you quite pleased with it?
CHÆ. No.
THAIS. Do you fancy that you’ll get off with impunity?
CHÆ. Forgive this one fault; if I’m ever guilty of another, {then}
kill me.
THAIS. Were you in fear of my severity?
CHÆ. No.
THAIS. No? What then?
CHÆ. (_pointing at PYTHIAS._) I was afraid of her, lest she might be
accusing me to you.
THAIS. What had you done?
CHÆ. A mere trifle.
PYTH. Come now, a trifle, you impudent fellow. Does this appear a
trifle to you, to ravish a virgin, a citizen?
CHÆ. I took her for my fellow-servant.
PYTH. Fellow-servant? I can hardly restrain myself from flying at his
hair. A miscreant! Even of his own free will he comes to make fun of
us.
THAIS, (_to PYTHIAS._) Won’t you begone from here, you mad woman?
PYTH. Why so? Really, I do believe I should be something in this
hang-dog’s debt, if I were to do so; especially as he owns that he is
your servant.
THAIS. We’ll pass that by. Chærea, you have behaved unworthily of
yourself; for if I am deserving in the highest degree of this affront,
still it is unbecoming of you to be guilty of it. And, upon my faith,
I do not know what method now to adopt about this girl: you have so
confounded all my plans, that I can not possibly return her to her
friends in such a manner as is befitting and as I had intended; in
order that, by this means, I might, Chærea, do a real service to
myself.
CHÆ. But now, from henceforth, I hope, Thais, that there will be
lasting good-will between us. Many a time, from some affair of this
kind and from a bad beginning, great friendships have sprung up. What
if some Divinity has willed this?
THAIS. I’faith, for my own part I both take it in that view and wish
{to do so}.
CHÆ. Yes, prithee, do so. Be sure of this one thing, that I did not do
it for the sake of affronting you, but in consequence of passion.
THAIS. I understand, and, i’faith, for that reason do I now the more
readily forgive you. I am not, Chærea, of a disposition so ungentle,
or so inexperienced, as not to know what is the power of love.
CHÆ. So may the Deities kindly bless me, Thais; I am now smitten with
you as well.
PYTH. Then, i’faith, mistress, I foresee you must have a care of him.
CHÆ. I would not dare--
PYTH. I won’t trust you at all in any thing.
THAIS, (_to PYTHIAS._) Do have done.
CHÆ. Now I entreat you that you will be my assistant in this affair.
I intrust and commit myself to your care; I take you, Thais, as my
protectress; I implore you; I shall die if I don’t have her for my
wife.
THAIS. But if your father {should say} any thing--
CHÆ. Oh, he’ll consent, I’m quite sure of that, if she is only a
citizen.
THAIS. If you will wait a little, the brother himself of the young
woman will be here presently; he has gone to fetch the nurse, who
brought her up when a little child; you yourself, shall be present
Chærea, at his recognition of her.
CHÆ. I certainly will stay.
THAIS. In the mean time, until he comes, would you prefer that we
should wait for him in the house, rather than here before the door?
CHÆ. Why yes, I should like it much.
PYTH. (_to THAIS._) Prithee, what are you going to do?
THAIS. Why, what’s the matter?
PYTH. Do you ask? Do you think of admitting him after this into your
house?
THAIS. Why not?
PYTH. Trust my word for it, he’ll be creating some new disturbance.
THAIS. O dear, prithee, do hold your tongue.
PYTH. You seem to me to be far from sensible of his assurance.
CHÆ. I’ll not do any thing, Pythias.
PYTH. Upon my faith, I don’t believe you, Chærea, except in case you
are not trusted.
CHÆ. Nay but, Pythias, do you be my keeper.
PYTH. Upon my faith, I would neither venture to give any thing to you
to keep, nor to keep you {myself}: away with you!
THAIS. Most opportunely the brother himself is coming.
CHÆ. I’faith, I’m undone. Prithee, let’s be gone in-doors, Thais.
I don’t want him to see me in the street with this dress on.
THAIS. For what reason, pray? Because you are ashamed?
CHÆ. Just so.
PYTH. Just so? But the young woman----
THAIS. Go first; I’ll follow. You stay here, Pythias, that you may
show Chremes in. (_THAIS and CHÆREA go into the house._)