a by-lane end dropped on a bench and looked gloomily at the Lohengrin
swans with the paddle-wheel attachment that circle around the lake.
They struck him as the most idiotic inventions he had ever seen, and he
pitied, with the pity of a man who contemplates crossing the ocean to
be measured for his fall clothes, the people who could find delight in
having some one paddle them around an artificial lake.
Two little girls from the East Side, with a lunch basket, and an older
girl with her hair down her back, sat down on a bench beside him and
gazed at the swans.
The place was becoming too popular, and Van Bibber decided to move on.
But the bench on which he sat was in the shade, and the asphalt walk
leading to the street was in the sun, and his cigarette was soothing,
so he ignored the near presence of the three little girls, and remained
where he was.
“I s'pose,” said one of the two little girls, in a high, public school
voice, “there's lots to see from those swan-boats that youse can't see
from the banks.”
“Oh, lots,” assented the girl with long hair.
“If you walked all round the lake, clear all the way round, you could
see all there is to see,” said the third, “except what there's in the
middle where the island is.”
“I guess it's mighty wild on that island,” suggested the youngest.
“Eddie Case he took a trip around the lake on a swan-boat the other day.
He said that it was grand. He said youse could see fishes and ducks, and
that it looked just as if there were snakes and things on the island.”
“What sort of things?” asked the other one, in a hushed voice.
“Well, wild things,” explained the elder, vaguely; “bears and animals
like that, that grow in wild places.”
Van Bibber lit a fresh cigarette, and settled himself comfortably and
unreservedly to listen.
“My, but I'd like to take a trip just once,” said the youngest,
under her breath. Then she clasped her fingers together and looked up
anxiously at the elder girl, who glanced at her with severe reproach.
“Why, Mame!” she said; “ain't you ashamed! Ain't you having a good time
'nuff without wishing for everything you set your eyes on?”
Van Bibber wondered at this--why humans should want to ride around on
the swans in the first place, and why, if they had such a wild desire,
they should not gratify it.
“Why, it costs more'n it costs to come all the way up town in an open
car,” added the elder girl, as if in answer to his unspoken question.
The younger girl sighed at this, and nodded her head in submission, but
blinked longingly at the big swans and the parti-colored awning and the
red seats.
“I beg your pardon,” said Van Bibber, addressing himself uneasily to
the eldest girl with long hair, “but if the little girl would like to go
around in one of those things, and--and hasn't brought the change with
her, you know, I'm sure I should be very glad if she'd allow me to send
her around.”
“Oh! will you?” exclaimed the little girl, with a jump, and so sharply
and in such a shrill voice that Van Bibber shuddered. But the elder girl
objected.
“I'm afraid maw wouldn't like our taking money from any one we didn't
know,” she said with dignity; “but if you're going anyway and want
company--”
“Oh! my, no,” said Van Bibber, hurriedly. He tried to picture himself
riding around the lake behind a tin swan with three little girls from
the East Side, and a lunch basket.
“Then,” said the head of the trio, “we can't go.”
There was such a look of uncomplaining acceptance of this verdict on
the part of the two little girls, that Van Bibber felt uncomfortable. He
looked to the right and to the left, and then said desperately,
“Well, come along.” The young man in a blue flannel shirt, who did the
paddling, smiled at Van Bibber's riding-breeches, which were so very
loose at one end and so very tight at the other, and at his gloves
and crop. But Van Bibber pretended not to care. The three little girls
placed the awful lunch basket on the front seat and sat on the middle
one, and Van Bibber cowered in the back. They were hushed in silent
ecstasy when it started, and gave little gasps of pleasure when it
careened slightly in turning. It was shady under the awning, and the
motion was pleasant enough, but Van Bibber was so afraid some one would
see him that he failed to enjoy it.
But as soon as they passed into the narrow straits and were shut in by
the bushes and were out of sight of the people, he relaxed, and began to
play the host. He pointed out the fishes among the rocks at the edges
of the pool, and the sparrows and robins bathing and ruffling
their feathers in the shallow water, and agreed with them about the
possibility of bears, and even tigers, in the wild part of the island,
although the glimpse of the gray helmet of a Park policeman made such a
supposition doubtful.
And it really seemed as though they were enjoying it more than he
ever enjoyed a trip up the Sound on a yacht or across the ocean on a
record-breaking steamship. It seemed long enough before they got back to
Van Bibber, but his guests were evidently but barely satisfied. Still,
all the goodness in his nature would not allow him to go through that
ordeal again.
He stepped out of the boat eagerly and helped out the girl with long
hair as though she had been a princess and tipped the rude young man
who had laughed at him, but who was perspiring now with the work he had
done; and then as he turned to leave the dock he came face to face with
A Girl He Knew and Her brother.
Her brother said, “How're you, Van Bibber? Been taking a trip around
the world in eighty minutes?” And added in a low voice, “Introduce me to
your young lady friends from Hester Street.”
“Ah, how're you--quite a surprise!” gasped Van Bibber, while his late
guests stared admiringly at the pretty young lady in the riding-habit,
and utterly refused to move on. “Been taking ride on the lake,”
stammered Van Bibber; “most exhilarating. Young friends of mine--these
young ladies never rode on lake, so I took 'em. Did you see me?”
“Oh, yes, we saw you,” said Her brother, dryly, while she only smiled at
him, but so kindly and with such perfect understanding that Van Bibber
grew red with pleasure and bought three long strings of tickets for the
swans at some absurd discount, and gave each little girl a string.
“There,” said Her brother to the little ladies from Hester Street, “now
you can take trips for a week without stopping. Don't try to smuggle in
any laces, and don't forget to fee the smoking-room steward.”
The Girl He Knew said they were walking over to the stables, and that
he had better go get his other horse and join her, which was to be his
reward for taking care of the young ladies. And the three little girls
proceeded to use up the yards of tickets so industriously that they were
sunburned when they reached the tenement, and went to bed dreaming of
a big white swan, and a beautiful young gentleman in patent-leather
riding-boots and baggy breeches.
VAN BIBBER'S BURGLAR
There had been a dance up town, but as Van Bibber could not find Her
there, he accepted young Travers's suggestion to go over to Jersey City
and see a “go” between “Dutchy” Mack and a colored person professionally
known as the Black Diamond. They covered up all signs of their evening
dress with their great-coats, and filled their pockets with cigars, for
the smoke which surrounds a “go” is trying to sensitive nostrils, and
they also fastened their watches to both key-chains. Alf Alpin, who was
acting as master of ceremonies, was greatly pleased and flattered
at their coming, and boisterously insisted on their sitting on the
platform. The fact was generally circulated among the spectators that
the “two gents in high hats” had come in a carriage, and this and their
patent-leather boots made them objects of keen interest. It was even
whispered that they were the “parties” who were putting up the money
to back the Black Diamond against the “Hester Street Jackson.” This in
itself entitled them to respect. Van Bibber was asked to hold the watch,
but he wisely declined the honor, which was given to Andy Spielman, the
sporting reporter of the _Track and Ring_, whose watch-case was covered
with diamonds, and was just the sort of a watch a timekeeper should
hold.
It was two o'clock before “Dutchy” Mack's backer threw the sponge
into the air, and three before they reached the city. They had another
reporter in the cab with them besides the gentleman who had bravely
held the watch in the face of several offers to “do for” him; and as
Van Bibber was ravenously hungry, and as he doubted that he could get
anything at that hour at the club, they accepted Spielman's invitation
and went for a porterhouse steak and onions at the Owl's Nest, Gus
McGowan's all-night restaurant on Third Avenue.
It was a very dingy, dirty place, but it was as warm as the engine-room
of a steamboat, and the steak was perfectly done and tender. It was
too late to go to bed, so they sat around the table, with their chairs
tipped back and their knees against its edge. The two club men had
thrown off their great-coats, and their wide shirt fronts and silk
facings shone grandly in the smoky light of the oil lamps and the
red glow from the grill in the corner. They talked about the life the
reporters led, and the Philistines asked foolish questions, which the
gentleman of the press answered without showing them how foolish they
were.
“And I suppose you have all sorts of curious adventures,” said Van
Bibber, tentatively.
“Well, no, not what I would call adventures,” said one of the reporters.
“I have never seen anything that could not be explained or attributed
directly to some known cause, such as crime or poverty or drink. You may
think at first that you have stumbled on something strange and romantic,
but it comes to nothing. You would suppose that in a great city like
this one would come across something that could not be explained away
something mysterious or out of the common, like Stevenson's Suicide
Club. But I have not found it so. Dickens once told James Payn that the
most curious thing he ever saw In his rambles around London was a ragged
man who stood crouching under the window of a great house where the
owner was giving a ball. While the man hid beneath a window on the
ground floor, a woman wonderfully dressed and very beautiful raised the
sash from the inside and dropped her bouquet down into the man's hand,
and he nodded and stuck it under his coat and ran off with it.
“I call that, now, a really curious thing to see. But I have never come
across anything like it, and I have been in every part of this big city,
and at every hour of the night and morning, and I am not lacking in
imagination either, but no captured maidens have ever beckoned to me
from barred windows nor 'white hands waved from a passing hansom.'
Balzac and De Musset and Stevenson suggest that they have had such
adventures, but they never come to me. It is all commonplace and vulgar,
and always ends in a police court or with a 'found drowned' in the North
River.”
McGowan, who had fallen into a doze behind the bar, woke suddenly and
shivered and rubbed his shirt-sleeves briskly. A woman knocked at the
side door and begged for a drink “for the love of heaven,” and the man
who tended the grill told her to be off. They could hear her feeling
her way against the wall and cursing as she staggered out of the alley.
Three men came in with a hack driver and wanted everybody to drink
with them, and became insolent when the gentlemen declined, and were
in consequence hustled out one at a time by McGowan, who went to sleep
again immediately, with his head resting among the cigar boxes and
pyramids of glasses at the back of the bar, and snored.
“You see,” said the reporter, “it is all like this. Night in a great
city is not picturesque and it is not theatrical. It is sodden,
sometimes brutal, exciting enough until you get used to it, but it runs
in a groove. It is dramatic, but the plot is old and the motives and
characters always the same.”
The rumble of heavy market wagons and the rattle of milk carts told
them that it was morning, and as they opened the door the cold fresh
air swept into the place and made them wrap their collars around
their throats and stamp their feet. The morning wind swept down the
cross-street from the East River and the lights of the street lamps and
of the saloon looked old and tawdry. Travers and the reporter went off
to a Turkish bath, and the gentleman who held the watch, and who had
been asleep for the last hour, dropped into a nighthawk and told the
man to drive home. It was almost clear now and very cold, and Van Bibber
determined to walk. He had the strange feeling one gets when one stays
up until the sun rises, of having lost a day somewhere, and the dance
he had attended a few hours before seemed to have come off long ago, and
the fight in Jersey City was far back in the past.
The houses along the cross-street through which he walked were as dead
as so many blank walls, and only here and there a lace curtain waved out
of the open window where some honest citizen was sleeping. The street
was quite deserted; not even a cat or a policeman moved on it and Van
Bibber's footsteps sounded brisk on the sidewalk. There was a great
house at the corner of the avenue and the cross-street on which he was
walking. The house faced the avenue and a stone wall ran back to the
brown stone stable which opened on the side street. There was a door
in this wall, and as Van Bibber approached it on his solitary walk it
opened cautiously, and a man's head appeared in it for an instant and
was withdrawn again like a flash, and the door snapped to. Van Bibber
stopped and looked at the door and at the house and up and down the
street. The house was tightly closed, as though some one was lying
inside dead, and the streets were still empty.
Van Bibber could think of nothing in his appearance so dreadful as to
frighten an honest man, so he decided the face he had had a glimpse of
must belong to a dishonest one. It was none of his business, he assured
himself, but it was curious, and he liked adventure, and he would
have liked to prove his friend the reporter, who did not believe in
adventure, in the wrong. So he approached the door silently, and jumped
and caught at the top of the wall and stuck one foot on the handle of
the door, and, with the other on the knocker, drew himself up and looked
cautiously down on the other side. He had done this so lightly that the
only noise he made was the rattle of the door-knob on which his foot had
rested, and the man inside thought that the one outside was trying to
open the door, and placed his shoulder to it and pressed against it
heavily. Van Bibber, from his perch on the top of the wall, looked down
directly on the other's head and shoulders. He could see the top of the
man's head only two feet below, and he also saw that in one hand he
held a revolver and that two bags filled with projecting articles of
different sizes lay at his feet.
It did not need explanatory notes to tell Van Bibber that the man below
had robbed the big house on the corner, and that if it had not been for
his having passed when he did the burglar would have escaped with his
treasure. His first thought was that he was not a policeman, and that a
fight with a burglar was not in his line of life; and this was followed
by the thought that though the gentleman who owned the property in the
two bags was of no interest to him, he was, as a respectable member of
society, more entitled to consideration than the man with the revolver.
The fact that he was now, whether he liked it or not, perched on the top
of the wall like Humpty Dumpty, and that the burglar might see him
and shoot him the next minute, had also an immediate influence on his
movements. So he balanced himself cautiously and noiselessly and dropped
upon the man's head and shoulders, bringing him down to the flagged walk
with him and under him. The revolver went off once in the struggle, but
before the burglar could know how or from where his assailant had come,
Van Bibber was standing up over him and had driven his heel down on his
hand and kicked the pistol out of his fingers. Then he stepped quickly
to where it lay and picked it up and said, “Now, if you try to get up
I'll shoot at you.” He felt an unwarranted and ill-timedly humorous
inclination to add, “and I'll probably miss you,” but subdued it. The
burglar, much to Van Bibber's astonishment, did not attempt to rise, but
sat up with his hands locked across his knees and said: “Shoot ahead.
I'd a damned sight rather you would.”
His teeth were set and his face desperate and bitter, and hopeless to a
degree of utter hopelessness that Van Bibber had never imagined.
“Go ahead,” reiterated the man, doggedly, “I won't move. Shoot me.”
It was a most unpleasant situation. Van Bibber felt the pistol loosening
in his hand, and he was conscious of a strong inclination to lay it down
and ask the burglar to tell him all about it.
“You haven't got much heart,” said Van Bibber, finally. “You're a pretty
poor sort of a burglar, I should say.”
“What's the use?” said the man, fiercely. “I won't go back--I won't go
back there alive. I've served my time forever in that hole. If I have to
go back again--s'help me if I don't do for a keeper and die for it. But
I won't serve there no more.”
“Go back where?” asked Van Bibber, gently, and greatly interested; “to
prison?”
“To prison, yes!” cried the man, hoarsely: “to a grave. That's where.
Look at my face,” he said, “and look at my hair. That ought to tell you
where I've been. With all the color gone out of my skin, and all the
life out of my legs. You needn't be afraid of me. I couldn't hurt you if
I wanted to. I'm a skeleton and a baby, I am. I couldn't kill a cat. And
now you're going to send me back again for another lifetime. For twenty
years, this time, into that cold, forsaken hole, and after I done my
time so well and worked so hard.” Van Bibber shifted the pistol from one
hand to the other and eyed his prisoner doubtfully.
“How long have you been out?” he asked, seating himself on the steps
of the kitchen and holding the revolver between his knees. The sun was
driving the morning mist away, and he had forgotten the cold.
“I got out yesterday,” said the man.
Van Bibber glanced at the bags and lifted the revolver. “You didn't
waste much time,” he said.
“No,” answered the man, sullenly, “no, I didn't. I knew this place and
I wanted money to get West to my folks, and the Society said I'd have to
wait until I earned it, and I couldn't wait. I haven't seen my wife
for seven years, nor my daughter. Seven years, young man; think of
that--seven years. Do you know how long that is? Seven years without
seeing your wife or your child! And they're straight people, they are,”
he added, hastily. “My wife moved West after I was put away and took
another name, and my girl never knew nothing about me. She thinks I'm
away at sea. I was to join 'em. That was the plan. I was to join 'em,
and I thought I could lift enough here to get the fare, and now,” he
added, dropping his face in his hands, “I've got to go back. And I had
meant to live straight after I got West,--God help me, but I did! Not
that it makes much difference now. An' I don't care whether you believe
it or not neither,” he added, fiercely.
“I didn't say whether I believed it or not,” answered Van Bibber, with
grave consideration.
He eyed the man for a brief space without speaking, and the burglar
looked back at him, doggedly and defiantly, and with not the faintest
suggestion of hope in his eyes, or of appeal for mercy. Perhaps it was
because of this fact, or perhaps it was the wife and child that moved
Van Bibber, but whatever his motives were, he acted on them promptly. “I
suppose, though,” he said, as though speaking to himself, “that I ought
to give you up.”
“I'll never go back alive,” said the burglar, quietly.
“Well, that's bad, too,” said Van Bibber. “Of course I don't know
whether you're lying or not, and as to your meaning to live honestly, I
very much doubt it; but I'll give you a ticket to wherever your wife is,
and I'll see you on the train. And you can get off at the next station
and rob my house to-morrow night, if you feel that way about it. Throw
those bags inside that door where the servant will see them before the
milkman does, and walk on out ahead of me, and keep your hands in your
pockets, and don't try to run. I have your pistol, you know.”
The man placed the bags inside the kitchen door; and, with a doubtful
look at his custodian, stepped out into the street, and walked, as he
was directed to do, toward the Grand Central station. Van Bibber kept
just behind him, and kept turning the question over in his mind as to
what he ought to do. He felt very guilty as he passed each policeman,
but he recovered himself when he thought of the wife and child who lived
in the West, and who were “straight.”
“Where to?” asked Van Bibber, as he stood at the ticket-office window.
“Helena, Montana,” answered the man with, for the first time, a look of
relief. Van Bibber bought the ticket and handed it to the burglar. “I
suppose you know,” he said, “that you can sell that at a place down town
for half the money.” “Yes, I know that,” said the burglar. There was a
half-hour before the train left, and Van Bibber took his charge into the
restaurant and watched him eat everything placed before him, with his
eyes glancing all the while to the right or left. Then Van Bibber gave
him some money and told him to write to him, and shook hands with him.
The man nodded eagerly and pulled off his hat as the car drew out of
the station; and Van Bibber came down town again with the shop girls and
clerks going to work, still wondering if he had done the right thing.
He went to his rooms and changed his clothes, took a cold bath, and
crossed over to Delmonico's for his breakfast, and, while the waiter
laid the cloth in the cafe, glanced at the headings in one of the
papers. He scanned first with polite interest the account of the dance
on the night previous and noticed his name among those present. With
greater interest he read of the fight between “Dutchy” Mack and the
“Black Diamond,” and then he read carefully how “Abe” Hubbard, alias
“Jimmie the Gent,” a burglar, had broken jail in New Jersey, and had
been traced to New York. There was a description of the man, and Van
Bibber breathed quickly as he read it. “The detectives have a clew of
his whereabouts,” the account said; “if he is still in the city they are
confident of recapturing him. But they fear that the same friends who
helped him to break jail will probably assist him from the country or to
get out West.”
“They may do that,” murmured Van Bibber to himself, with a smile of grim
contentment; “they probably will.”
Then he said to the waiter, “Oh, I don't know. Some bacon and eggs and
green things and coffee.”
VAN BIBBER AS BEST MAN
Young Van Bibber came up to town in June from Newport to see his lawyer
about the preparation of some papers that needed his signature. He found
the city very hot and close, and as dreary and as empty as a house that
has been shut up for some time while its usual occupants are away in the
country.
As he had to wait over for an afternoon train, and as he was down town,
he decided to lunch at a French restaurant near Washington Square, where
some one had told him you could get particular things particularly well
cooked. The tables were set on a terrace with plants and flowers about
them, and covered with a tricolored awning. There were no jangling
horse-car bells nor dust to disturb him, and almost all the other tables
were unoccupied. The waiters leaned against these tables and chatted in
a French argot; and a cool breeze blew through the plants and billowed
the awning, so that, on the whole, Van Bibber was glad he had come.
There was, beside himself, an old Frenchman scolding over his late
breakfast; two young artists with Van Dyke beards, who ordered the most
remarkable things in the same French argot that the waiters spoke; and a
young lady and a young gentleman at the table next to his own. The young
man's back was toward him, and he could only see the girl when the youth
moved to one side. She was very young and very pretty, and she seemed in
a most excited state of mind from the tip of her wide-brimmed, pointed
French hat to the points of her patent-leather ties. She was strikingly
well-bred in appearance, and Van Bibber wondered why she should be
dining alone with so young a man.
“It wasn't my fault,” he heard the youth say earnestly. “How could I
know he would be out of town? and anyway it really doesn't matter. Your
cousin is not the only clergyman in the city.”