AN IRISH SETTLEMENT.

"Miss----, who elected to serve fourteen days' imprisonment

rather than pay a fine for an alleged assault arising out of

a little commotion in Cork, was, on her release from prison,

presented with a gold mounted umbrella in compensation for

the one she broke on a policeman's head."--_Evening Herald_

(_Dublin_).

In view of the admission in the last sentence, "alleged" is good.

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"New York, Friday.--An elaborate programme of welcome will

be escorted to the City Hall, which has been prepared. The

British Mission has been strikingly decorated for the occasion

with innumerable British and Allied flags."--_Liverpool Post_.

We are not anxiously awaiting a snapshot of Mr. BALFOUR in his latest

costume.

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"The vessels are at present under construction by the Kawashi

Dockyard Company, Limited, of Kobe, and realised from £42 to

£42 per ton deadweight."--_Poverty Bay Herald_.

A careful calculation will show that the average cost was almost

exactly forty guineas.

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"Several rhubord recipes have come in this week, so that the

reader who esquired for recipe for rhubard jelly is supplied

with this, and recipes for other rhubarb dainties as

well."--_Edmonton Journal_ (_Canada_).

If _John Gilpin_ were to "dine at Edmonton" (Canada) he would come in

for some nice new vegetables.

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