Will pay for itself many times over.]

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Theatre-Fashions in Malta.

"The House was full to its utmost capacity, the elegant

night dresses and toilettes of the ladies presenting a fine

aspect."--_Malta Paper_.

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"Ye Olde ---- Hotel. Hot and Cold Sheets." _Daily Paper_.

Produced, we assume, by a water-bottle (h. and c.).

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"THE DRY CHAMPAIGN IN SCOTLAND.

POLLING IN EDINBURGH."

_Provincial Paper_.

Judging by the results, the Scots seem still to prefer the local

vintage.

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There was a young high-brow of Sutton

Who lived on hot air and cold mutton;

He knew not of GROCK,

But he idolized BROCK

(I don't mean the sculptor, but CLUTTON).

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