CHAPTER LXXXVII

THE SPIDER AND THE FLY

We have noted Professor Egbert of the University of J. P. Morgan &

Company, advising the workers to avail themselves of the existing

college system—in other words, to let the capitalists do their educating

for them. “Won’t you walk into my parlor? said the spider to the fly.”

Just what labor education turns into when it is superintended by the

existing educational authorities was amusingly demonstrated at Bryn

Mawr, a very aristocratic college for women located near Philadelphia,

and having the president of an insurance company for its treasurer, and

for its grand duke the president of a steel company and a trust company,

vice-president of a national bank and director of a sugar company.

We have seen President Thomas of Bryn Mawr branded in the Denver “Post”

as a dangerous radical, and we now discover the basis of the charge; she

started a movement to educate working girls! The idea was that the

brightest and most promising members of labor unions should come to Bryn

Mawr in the summer and be taught by professors from various colleges.

This, of course, was a step in the right direction, and I have no desire

to belittle it; though I should have liked to see the further provision

that at the same time the young ladies of Bryn Mawr should take the

places of the working girls in the factories.

I have no doubt whatever that this experiment was well meant; but in its

working out it revealed the impossibility of honesty under our present

class system. In raising money it was set forth that the purpose of the

plan was to bring the working girls into touch with the cultured classes

and break down the spirit of class consciousness. Then, after the money

was got, it was necessary to get the girls; and so the unions were told

that the purpose of the plan was to make the girls into more efficient

and capable leaders of unions.

Bryn Mawr has received a heavy endowment from John D. Rockefeller; a

hall is named for him, and also a gateway. The organizers of the summer

school were getting up a prospectus telling of the plan, and they put on

the cover a photograph, with the name “Rockefeller Gateway.” But at the

last moment it occurred to someone that this might not look well to the

unions, so the label “Rockefeller” was left off, and the photograph went

out with the caption, “A Gateway.”

I met three different professors who were invited to come to Bryn Mawr

and teach at this summer session; one of them, Professor H. W. L. Dana,

whom we saw turned out of Columbia University as a scapegoat for the

pacifism of Nicholas Miraculous. Professor Dana had an interview with

President Thomas, in which the terms of the engagement were laid down to

him. There were to be no social relationships with the working girls, no

tennis dates, no activities outside the classes. His subject was to be

literature, and he was to avoid dangerous writers, such as Morris,

Whitman and Ruskin; he was to teach literature as art, and not as part

of the labor movement.

On the train going home, Professor Dana decided that his academic

dignity had been infringed upon; therefore he sent a telegram to

President Thomas, saying that he was unable to agree to the terms. He

sent a copy of this telegram to Rose Schneiderman, one of the working

class leaders, who had been charged with selecting the girls: the effect

of which procedure was instant collapse on the part of President Thomas.

She wrote saying that Professor Dana had entirely misunderstood her, she

had not intended anything of the sort. Dana had asked that there should

be student representation on the board controlling the experiment, and

President Thomas now said that she had had that idea in mind all along.

So they provided a system of student representation, with an open vote,

and the balance of power in the hands of Bryn Mawr graduates, who were

helping at the summer school with the title of “tutors.” A harmless

working girl, not a trades unionist, was selected as representative of

the girls.

The union girls, of course, understood perfectly what was being done to

them; they would smile to Professor Dana and say: “You must remember,

they aren’t used to democracy. You must be gentle with them. You see,

they haven’t suffered.” (Stop and think about that beautiful phrase!).

The “tutors” would gossip among themselves, telling about funny mistakes

which the working girls had made, such as not knowing to what century

Shakespeare belonged. They would correct the table manners of the

girls—and without ever thinking that the girls also had secret laughter

over the mistakes of the “tutors.” Thus, some tutor had asked: “What do

the letters A. F. of L. stand for?”—which seemed to the working girls

quite as important a matter as the date of Shakespeare’s birth. One of

the tutors asked: “Is the International Ladies’ Garment Workers’ Union

the same as the Third International?”—and that seemed the funniest thing

in the world to these union girls.

More serious matters arose quickly; for you see, these girls have

convictions, and take them just as seriously as Bryn Mawr girls take

their table manners. The first thing they did was to go to the

chambermaids and discover that these women there were working twelve and

fourteen hours a day. They proceeded to organize the women, and the

college authorities were confronted with a demand for an eight-hour

day—which they granted! They granted a number of other things before

they got through. Teaching economics and social science to union girls

was quite a different matter from teaching it to the daughters of the

leisure class. In the winter time Bryn Mawr professors can get by with

formulas, but in these summer months they had to come down to brass

tacks; for to these girls an economic theory meant some particular

place, some particular set of circumstances: “When I was in such and

such a shop,” or, “When I was on strike in New York!” This made an

entirely new thing out of the subject of economics.

Also, it made a new thing out of literature. Professor Dana was selected

to read poetry to the girls at chapel, and poetry, as we know, is an

important source of culture. Dana read one or two poems on Russia, at

which the dean in charge seemed shocked. She asked him to read poems at

least a hundred years old. Dana thought it over, and answered that he

would do so, and next morning he read in chapel two poems which were

exactly a hundred years old—Shelley’s “Mask of Anarchy,” and his

Men of England, wherefore plow

For the lords who lay ye low?

This Bryn Mawr experiment was repeated last summer, with much hurrah in

the newspapers; but needless to say, Harry Dana was not one of the

teachers, and neither was a woman professor who proved too sympathetic

to the working girls. Also a Bryn Mawr teacher, who “got the vision”

from the girls, and prepared to teach some of them in the winter time,

was omitted this year. Nevertheless, the leaven works, and two of the

“tutors,” Bryn Mawr students, were arrested during the summer school

term while picketing a clothing shop in Philadelphia, during a strike by

the Amalgamated Clothing Workers. Once let the rich girls realize what

the poor girls suffer, and some of the rich girls will protest!

I had a pleasant experience in Cambridge. I was guest in a home which is

the shrine of pilgrims from all over the United States—that of New

England’s favorite poet and Cambridge’s most eminent citizen, Henry

Wadsworth Longfellow. Here lives the poet’s grandson, who is also a

grandson of Richard Henry Dana, a born teacher, and incidentally a

warm-hearted and most lovable man. Nicholas Murray Butler has not

invited him back to Columbia; nor has it occurred to President Lowell to

invite him to step around the corner from his home and lecture on the

literature of social protest to Harvard students. Nevertheless, Harry

Dana has found some teaching to do; he travels over to the Boston Labor

College, and teaches workingmen. One Sunday morning I attended a

committee meeting of this institution—several college professors and

several labor leaders, conspiring in the home of the poet Longfellow to

overturn academic authority in the United States!

Then I traveled across the continent to my home in Pasadena, and found

that Professor John Scott had been kicked out of the Pasadena High

School in the interests of one hundred percent reaction, and with the

help of progressive labor leaders had started a workers’ college in Los

Angeles. So it goes, in one city after another; any time a group of

labor men want to save the brains of their young people, they can find a

kicked-out professor; and any time a kicked-out professor is willing to

cultivate his self-respect on a little oatmeal, he can manage to get

together a group of class-conscious labor men, and can greatly increase

his influence and effectiveness. When Dana was fired from Columbia, he

lectured to classes of six and eight hundred people at the Rand School;

while Scott Nearing assures me that continuously during the eight years

since he parted from the University of Pennsylvania, he has had not

merely larger audiences, but more serious and more interesting

audiences.

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