CHAPTER XLV

THE ACADEMIC WINK

They have had a series of presidents at the University of the Ore Trust.

The old president was Northrop, an amiable gentleman, much liked by the

faculty because he did not understand the modern card-filing system.

Then came Vincent, one of the “go-getters.” A professor whom he “got”

writes me: “He apparently felt that he held a mandate to break the

hearts of the men who had served under Northrop.” As a result of faculty

clamor, an “advisory committee” was established, but the method of

appointing this was ingeniously contrived so that Vincent had the power

to keep off any liberals. This committee met in secret, and my

correspondent describes to me its operation:

A poor devil, Professor A, who had been teaching for a small salary in

hopes of promotion, would receive some fine morning a notice from

headquarters that his contract was terminated at the end of the year.

Professor B would be advised that he had one year more to serve,

during which time he had better be looking for a new place. Professor

C would be notified that his salary would not be increased. Smothered

with rage, disappointment and despair, he would rush to the president

of the university to know in what particular he had erred or sinned.

The president in his unctuous way would inform the professor that he

was sorry for what had been done but could do nothing, because the

matter lay in the hands of the advisory committee, with which he could

not interfere. Our victim would then set out to find the advisory

committee, but as it was made up of nine members and had adjourned, he

could not locate it. He would continue his search, and perchance find

one of the members of the illustrious committee. Upon his making

inquiry as to why and to what purpose he would be assured of the

member’s sympathy, but would be told that there was an understanding

among the members of the advisory committee that nothing should be

said as to what was done in the sessions or how the members voted. The

disappointed pedagogue could get nothing from anybody; there was no

one responsible; he had been sandbagged in a dark alley, but who did

the job he could not learn.

Vincent was called to become head of the Rockefeller Foundation. Then

came Marion LeRoy Burton, a former clergyman, and president of Smith

College for young ladies, a “booster” from way back, an inspirationalist

of the Chautauqua school; the university gave him a grand reception,

with bands and torches. He said in the hearing of an acquaintance of

mine that he was going to make Minnesota a gentleman’s school of the

Yale type. What actually exists is a great academic department-store.

Sinclair Lewis described it to me—“They sell you two yards of Latin and

half a yard of Greek, and a bored young instructor hands it out over the

counter.” Lewis heard President Burton addressing a meeting of the

plutocracy to raise funds, and telling the touching story of his life—he

was a little boy who carried newspapers on cold mornings, and now he had

fifteen thousand dollars a year, and a big house, and a retiring

pension—a wonderful country is America!

Another friend of mine heard President Burton make a speech in Denver,

before a gathering of business men called the “Mile High Club.” He said

that at his university the students were allowed to think, but they were

“guided in their thinking”; and the business men got the point and

chuckled. His speech was a series of cheap jokes and hackneyed

utterances, delivered with fervid eloquence. His type of scholarship you

may judge from the titles of some of the books which he has produced:

“The Secret of Achievement”; “The Life Which Is Life Indeed”; “On Being

Divine.”

Last year President Burton got tired of his regents, and accepted a

higher salary at the University of Michigan, where we shall meet him

again. His place has been taken by one of the university’s own

professors, who was supposed to act as a rubber-stamp to the

interlocking regents, but is now behind the scenes engaged in the usual

struggle with Grand Bully Butler. President Coffman is not even allowed

to make appointments to the university—to say nothing of allowing the

heads of departments to do so. The names are brought up before the board

of regents, and these wary gentlemen go over the man’s list of degrees

and his record, and then Grand Duke Snyder says: “That seems good, but

is he all right generally?” meaning, of course, has he any “dangerous

ideas.”

In the fall of 1919 the inspirational President Burton delivered some of

those wonderful high-sounding phrases, which are a part of our

university swindle. He said that “integrity” must be the chief

characteristic of university men and women. Whereupon a college paper,

“The Foolscap,” was moved to a little plain speaking. It said:

Academic freedom, to be sure, exists here at Minnesota as at other

equally “ideal” universities. Our president has publicly announced

that fact. Our faculty and the student body enthusiastically applauded

that announcement. This academic freedom, however, is of so peculiar a

nature that no one member of the faculty is free publicly to discuss

it. The president may speak of it with an engaging boldness; the

students may speak of it (and do) with a fine ironic scorn; but

members of the faculty, those to whom is intrusted our instruction in

“all forms of knowledge,” those even whom we address as “Professor”

and “Dean,” they dare not utter their true opinion concerning it;

their mouths are effectually sealed. This the students know. They have

seen the flush of shame and anger rise to the cheeks of embarrassed

teachers who could reply to audacious undergraduate taunts of

insincerity and dishonesty only with mortified silence. They have

seen, at that moment when vigorous applause gave generous approval to

our president’s insistence on academic freedom, at that very moment

when enthusiasm for truth was at its highest, at that very moment they

saw instructors wink at their colleagues, and deans look meaningly at

some understanding friend. Students, both inside and outside the class

room, are particularly observant of the actions of their instructors.

They know when deans applaud because they have to; when professors say

things they do not mean. They know that even while they listen to talk

of academic freedom they see men annually relieved of their academic

burdens for having dared to utter what they deemed to be the truth.

These students know the colleges from which such instructors were

dismissed. They know the names of these instructors. They know the

cause for which they were dismissed. They know, also, that such is the

state of academic freedom at our university that, even as we go to

press, at least one professor in the academic college—a professor,

too, whose discreet devotion to facts, and whose cautious refusal to

permit the slightest classroom interpretation thereof, make his

potentially excellent subject an inexpressible bore—that at least this

one professor is trembling with fear and anger because of official

intimation that he had entertained opinions for which his institution

did not stand.

This publication made a tremendous uproar in the university. For, of

course, all university influence depends upon the keeping up of a

pretense of freedom; the public must believe in these mighty captains of

erudition and must not see them wink as they use their high-sounding

words. A faculty committee of five members was appointed to investigate

the statements made. This committee interviewed a great number of

university people, members of the faculty of all ranks, both men and

women, also students and alumni. They submitted a report, of which I

quote parts. You note the carefully guarded phrases:

A great deal of evidence has been presented to your committee which

indicates the existence in our academic community of a sense of

restraint and repression of a kind and degree distinctly unfavorable

to a sound and intellectual life. This is already indicated by the

vote taken at the meeting of the faculty on February 16. The

investigation of the committee has served to confirm and verify this

impression of a condition that cannot be described as wholesome. Fears

have been disclosed to the committee, which if recounted in detail

might seem to many members of the faculty absurd and unbelievable, and

which perhaps could not be entertained by others, either because of

the possession of greater courage, or of a greater security of tenure,

or because of the fact that their own convictions are in happier

conformity with the ruling opinion. Nevertheless, the undoubted

presence of these fears in the minds of many members of the faculty

constitutes a psychological atmosphere depressing in its influence,

and calculated to have a deleterious effect upon the sincerity and

quality of the teaching done under a sense of it....

It has become of late a frequent experience that complaint on the part

of some person or organization outside the university leads to an

investigation, formal or informal, of the views or activities of some

member of the faculty. Commonly, it may be taken for granted that the

activities complained of are wholly within the discretion of a teacher

and the rights of a citizen. The mere knowledge, however, that such

complaints are under investigation, creates a sense of intimidation,

felt most strongly, of course, by the more inexperienced members of

the faculty whose academic tenure is less secure....

Much of the fear prevalent on the campus is due to reports of the

manner in which investigations have been conducted by the regents, the

attitude exhibited not always having been sufficiently clear and

consistent to be wholly reassuring. Doubtless such impressions are

sometimes due to mere inadvertencies; but the fact is that a member of

the faculty, when summoned to answer charges preferred, frequently

finds himself unjustifiably on the defensive....

Evidence has been brought to the attention of your committee which

plainly indicates the use of espionage by external forces that

continually attempt to exert pressure upon the authorities as to

university teaching and personnel. Your committee is firmly of the

opinion that such pressure is not in the public interest. The invasion

by private detectives of the domain of academic life and thought is

scarcely compatible with the maintenance of a sound and wholesome

intellectual spirit. The methods and point of view of these people may

be illustrated by your committee’s own experience. Early in the course

of this investigation, one of these agents sought and obtained an

interview with a member of your committee, in which he volunteered the

information that the “Foolscap” editorial (which, as it subsequently

developed, he had not even read) was a piece of political propaganda,

that he knew the particular party headquarters whence it came, and

that it was certain he could discover the real author concealed behind

the editorial screen. He offered, accordingly, on the assumption that

your committee was interested, not in the question of fact raised by

the editorial, but rather in the exposure and punishment of a

quasi-criminal conspiracy supposedly involved in its publication, to

worm himself into the confidence of the editor of the “Foolscap” and

to procure for your committee by betrayal of this confidence the name

of the guilty propagandist author. It is deplorable to note the

constantly extending nets of private spy systems in civil life, and it

is to be hoped that the threatened invasion of academic life by this

sinister influence may be prevented. No thoughtful person can fail to

see how blighting would be its influence, when once firmly

established, in the destruction of mutual confidence, and in rendering

impossible that frankness of discussion and opinion without which the

intellectual life is not freely nourished and stimulated.

There remains only to state what action the faculty took in this matter.

One member of the committee tells me about it:

They postponed action until such a time as the committee was ready to

report again to a closed faculty meeting giving specific instances of

lack of academic freedom, with names and dates. The committee, having

decided to present three typical cases in detail to the faculty, asked

the president to summon a meeting. He passed the buck to the committee

of the deans known as the senate. The deans thought it inopportune to

call the meeting at that particular time, it being just prior to the

June examinations. Summer vacation ensued. In September, when college

re-opened, one of the five committeemen had gone East for a year as an

exchange professor; another had been retired as a Carnegie pensioner

on account of his age; a third, though still drawing a salary as a

member of the faculty, had received notice of his dismissal; and the

other two saw the futility of trying to bring the matter up again.

Also I ought to add what action the regents took. They kicked out of the

university the young instructor who had been most active in preparing

the report. He has written me about the circumstances of his dismissal:

Nothing specific was sent to me. But, by what chain of circumstances

need not be told, I saw with my own eyes a letter from Pierce Butler

addressed to President Burton asking for my decapitation. The neatest

thing you ever saw—not a direct order, and not even a request for my

dismissal, but a carefully worded statement to the effect that it

seemed to him (Butler) regrettable that the name of the university had

been linked up in the press with the name of myself. That was all. But

Burton sent it down the line of officials as a positive decree and my

fate at Minnesota was settled. Usually, as you perhaps are aware, the

thing is done by word of mouth only. Butler, of course, never imagined

that this letter would reach my eyes.

Mr. Butler remains grand bully of the university; but here also we are

at the “big scene” in the melodrama—the villain has the heroine

helpless, but in the distance we hear the galloping hoofs of the

rescuer’s horses! The farmers of Minnesota with their Non-partisan

League, and the workers of the cities with their unions, have got

together into the Farmer-Labor party, and they have just elected their

own United States senator. Before long they may also elect a governor of

their state, and the University of the Ore Trust may become the

University of the people of Minnesota.

P.S.—As this book is going to the printer President Harding, wishing to

show the public exactly how contemptuous of public opinion it is

possible for a public official to be, sends in the nomination of Grand

Bully Butler for justice of the United States Supreme Court!

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