CHAPTER XXXVI

THE UNIVERSITY OF THE CHIMES

We move a couple of hundred miles farther north to Seattle. It may be

difficult to believe that there was ever a time when students in an

American university took an active interest in the people’s rights, and

declined to receive favors from wholesale corrupters of public life; but

such was actually the case ten years ago, at the height of the

Progressive movement in the state of Washington.

The grand duke who ran the higher education of that state was Colonel

Blethen, publisher of the Seattle “Times,” an exceptional old scoundrel

who had manipulated street railways in Minnesota, and then brought his

fortune to Seattle and bought a newspaper, which he used for the rawest

kind of blackmailing, by a “strong arm” advertising department. Colonel

Blethen had been made a member of the board of regents of the

university; and in the effort to rehabilitate himself and his family

name, he spent twelve thousand dollars for a set of chimes, which he

presented to the university with the stipulation that they were to be

known by his name.

The students of the university did not feel grateful; fifty-one of them

composed and signed a letter of protest which was inserted in the

student daily, and put on the presses, when the printer “tipped off”

Colonel Blethen’s university president, and the presses were stopped.

The students took the letter to the city and there printed it and

distributed it. The editor of the college paper refused to publish again

until he could publish the letter. When ordered by the authorities to

issue the paper, he did so with a blank space where the letter had been!

Colonel Blethen’s president was a gentleman named Kane—bear his name in

mind, if you can, as we shall have some adventures with him at the

University of North Dakota. President Kane accepted the chimes, and a

solemn ceremony of dedication was performed—with the students

distributing handbills of protest on the outskirts of the crowd! If you

consider the coincidence of Times, chimes and crimes, you will

understand that the young men were literally driven to writing verses.

The ones they made strike me as exceptionally good, so I quote two

stanzas.

ALL IS WELL

Recommended to friends of the University of Washington as a suitable

Dedication Ode for the Blethen Chimes:

Clang the Chimes—clang the Chimes,

Help to glorify The Times;

And the fame to which it’s heir

—All the sins that “dailies” dare—

Swell aloud from college walls;

Peal through all the college halls.

Slander’s pence and scandal’s dimes

Here transform to silver chimes

That shall tell, as they swell,

All is well; all—is—well....

Champion of the den and sty!

Daily forty-page-long-lie!

Yet, despite its thousand crimes,

Praise The Times; clang its Chimes.

Let them charm the ear of Youth;

Let them swell its jeers at Truth

And in Truth’s own court proclaim

Gold is power; brass is fame;

Watch The Times go on and sell

All the news that’s fit—(for h—).

All is well; All—is—well.

The protest had been orderly and dignified—the only violence being

committed by one of the regents, who had dragged a student about, trying

to tear his papers away from him and denouncing him for what he was

doing. The student body was thoroughly roused, and more than seven

hundred signed a letter endorsing the protest. Blethen had come on to

the campus to make a speech, and the students had heckled him and as one

of them told me “had him on the run.” The university authorities now

barred all save invited speakers, and the president ordained that the

teaching of progressive ideas at the university must cease, and there

was to be no student criticism of president or regents, or their acts.

The whole controversy was reviewed by the regents, who endorsed what the

president had done.

We have spoken of Professor Hart, and how he was dropped from Reed. At

this time Hart was at the University of Washington, and an incident will

illustrate the feeling of all parties. Hart sat at luncheon in the

Faculty Club, when President Kane entered and told of the action of the

regents. Said Hart, “They think they can get away with it?” To which the

president answered: “Aren’t they the authorities?” Said Hart: “Do you

realize that there are a thousand students in this university who have

votes, and may hold the balance of power at the next election?”

Evidently the regents thought the same thing; it was the year of the

Roosevelt revolt, and the Progressives were certain of carrying the

state. A few days before the election, the Seattle “Post-Intelligencer,”

owned by the transportation lines and the Seattle National Bank, dug up

a story to the effect that the Progressive candidate had divorced his

wife. They mailed out ten thousand post cards to the women of the state:

“Do you want a divorced man for governor?” As a result, the Democrats

carried the election by eight hundred votes. They threw out two regents

who had supported the students, and later on, as a result of the

controversy, the governor turned out the entire board and put in four

standpat business men, with a Catholic M. D. at the head. This gentleman

made a desperate effort to have a Catholic chosen as president of the

university, but finally compromised upon a High Church Episcopalian of

Catholic extraction, a product of Nicholas Murray Butler’s finishing

machine.

Professor Hart was at this time one of the most popular members of the

faculty with the students, a lecturer widely known throughout the state;

he was now told that his inability to get along with his colleagues in

his department was a reason for his dismissal. They gave him a year’s

leave of absence, though he did not want it; then they set out to find a

substitute, and he applied for the job of substitute! Finally, they let

out all three professors in the department, including Hart; a little

later they took back one of them, the dean! A great many people thought

this was a trick, and Hart’s students protested bitterly, but in vain.

They paid Hart an unusual tribute of appreciation, organizing a

publishing company to finance his book on social service.

Old Colonel Blethen of the “Times” is dead, and the University of the

Chimes now has as its first grand duke a gentleman who is president of a

bank, a commercial company, an investment company, an irrigating

company, and a mortgage and a loan company; he is assisted by a

politician and lobbyist, chairman of the appropriations committee of the

state legislature. In twenty-five years, I am informed, there has never

been a farmer or a labor representative on the board! The university

remains a place of low standards, no academic achievements, and

perpetual cheap advertising by the administration. Three different men

have written me to tell how they have been strangled—but always warning

me not to use their names—not even to tell the details of their

experiences! One writes about another professor, not in any sense a

radical, but who tells the truth about public questions, and as a result

has been an object of attack for twenty-five years:

Most of the time it has been under cover and has consisted in efforts

to bring pressure to bear on the president and board of regents. But a

number of times it has come out into the open. A governor some years

ago in his inaugural address announced his determination to bring

about the removal of Professor ——, and a few times an effort has been

made in the legislature to make elimination of his department a

condition of legislative support for the university. But while a good

deal of publicity was given to these more spectacular assaults on

academic freedom, they had little effect except perhaps to strengthen

the administrative conviction that such departments were a good deal

of a nuisance. Far more effective are the ever active forces which are

working silently without any publicity upon those in control—president

and regents. Nor does the failure to exercise power to remove indicate

necessarily lack of real influence. There are many ways of

disciplining an obstreperous faculty member without actual removal. A

president in his control of salaries, distribution of library and

other departmental funds may withhold from an offending faculty member

opportunities accorded to those who have not incurred his displeasure.

In the course of my experience as a faculty member I have seen a good

deal of the sinister side of university control.

And peace reigns in the country of the Lumber Trust. Last year the big

lumber companies cut wages, and on an investment of three millions they

paid dividends of seven millions. At Port Angeles they are bringing in

ship-loads of Japanese labor, in defiance of the law. The lumber-jacks

and the blanket-stiffs work in hourly peril of life and limb; they sleep

in filthy bunks and eat rotten food, and if they attempt to organize and

better their conditions, their organizations are destroyed and their

meeting halls sacked by mobs of business men. If they appeal to the

public authorities they are laughed at; if they appeal to the public

their voices are unheard; if they exercise the elemental right of

self-defense, as they did at Centralia, they are shot, or beaten to

death, or castrated with pocket knives and hanged, or tried before a mob

jury and sentenced to ten or twenty years in jail. These things are

done, not as acts of primitive barbarism, but as a business system; they

are planned by the interlocking directorate, sitting in padded

arm-chairs around tables in directors’ rooms; they are carried out by

efficient executives telephoning from mahogany desks. Such is the rule

of the Lumber Trust; and at the University of the Lumber Trust the

professors know all about it; they go to their classes and teach what

their masters tell them to teach, and on behalf of justice and humanity

they utter not one single peep.

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