RIDDLES.

_Q._ In what case will a grain of barley joined to an adjective stand

for the name of an animal?

_A._ In the dative case of unus-- uni-corn.

_Uni_ nimirum tibi rectè semper erunt res.

_Hor. Sat. lib. ii._ 2. 106.

_Q._ Why is the above verse like all nature?

_A._ Because it is an _uni_-verse.

The word alius, another, is declined like the above-named adjectives,

except that it makes ali_ud_, not ali_um_, in the neuter singular.

The difference of unus from alius, say the London commentators, like

that of a humming-top from a peg-top, consists of the _'um_.

N.B. Tu es unus alius, is not good Latin for "You're another," a phrase

more elegantly expressed by "Tu quoque."

[Illustration: TU QUOQUE.]

There are some adjectives that remind us of lawyer's clerks, and, by

courtesy, of linen-drapers' apprentices. These may be termed _articled_

adjectives; being declined with the articles hic, hæc, hoc, after the

third declension of substantives-- as tristis, sad, melior, better,

felix, happy.

It is not very easy to conceive any thing in which sadness and

comicality are united, except Tristis Amator, a sad lover.

[Illustration: TRISTIS AMATOR.]

Melior is not _better_ for comic purposes. Felix affords no room for a

_happy_ joke.

Decline these three adjectives, and others of the same class, according

to the following rules:

If the nominative endeth in _is_ or _er_, why, sir,

The ablative singular endeth in _i_, sir;

The first, fourth, and fifth case, their neuter make _e_,

But the same in the plural in _ia_ must be.

_E_, or _i_, are the ablative's ends,-- mark my song,

While _or_ to the nominative case doth belong;

For the neuter aforesaid we settle it thus:

The plural is _ora_; the singular _us_.

If than _is_, _er_, and _or_, it hath many more enders,

The nominative serves to express the three genders;

But the plural for _ia_ hath _icia_ and _itia_,

As Felix, felicia-- Dives, divitia.

+COMPARISONS OF ADJECTIVES.+

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