Clarence—“Do you think it will rain?”
Doris—“What?”
Clarence—“Say yes.”
Doris—“I said yes the other day and got myself in grief.”
Clarence—“When?”
Doris—“The other day.”
_Questions and Answers_
=_Dear Cap_=—Are we not all descendants of the monkey?
No, we are not. My folks came from Wales.
* * * * *
=_Dear Skipper_=—Can you tell me why a black cow gives white milk that
makes yellow butter?—=_Helen Bach._=
For the same reason that blackberries are red when they are green.
* * * * *
=_Dear Captain Bill_=—What do you think of a man who throws a girl a
kiss?—=_Ima Blower._=