drone n.
Ignorant sales or customer service personnel in computer or
electronics superstores. Characterized by a lack of even
superficial knowledge about the products they sell, yet possessed
of the conviction that they are more competent than their hacker
customers. Usage: "That video board probably sucks, it was
recommended by a drone at Fry's" In the year 2000, their natural
habitats include Fry's Electronics, Best Buy, and CompUSA.
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drool-proof paper n.
Documentation that has been obsessively dumbed down, to the point where only a
cretin could bear to read it, is
said to have succumbed to the `drool-proof paper syndrome' or to
have been `written on drool-proof paper'. For example, this is an
actual quote from Apple's LaserWriter manual: "Do not expose your
LaserWriter to open fire or flame." The SGI Indy manual is said
to include the line "Do not dangle the mouse by the cord or throw
it at coworkers.", but this sounds like parody.
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drop on the floor vt.
To react to an error condition by silently discarding messages
or other valuable data. "The gateway ran out of memory, so it
just started dropping packets on the floor." Also frequently used
of faulty mail and netnews relay sites that lose messages. See
also black hole, bit bucket.