CHAPTER XLVII

BERLIN

Berlin, when I reached it, first manifested itself in a driving rain.

If I laugh at it forever and ever as a blunder-headed, vainglorious,

self-appreciative city I shall always love it too. Paris has had its

day, and will no doubt have others; London is content with an endless,

conservative day; Berlin’s is still to come and come brilliantly.

The blood is there, and the hope, and the moody, lustful, Wagnerian

temperament.

But first, before I reached it, I suffered a strange mental revolt

at being in Germany at all. Why? I can scarcely say. Perhaps I was

beginning to be depressed with what in my prejudice I called the

dullness of Germany. A little while later I recognized that while

there is an extreme conflict of temperament between the average German

and myself, I could yet admire them without wishing to be anything

like them. Of all the peoples I saw I should place the Germans first

for sobriety, industry, thoroughness, a hearty intolerance of sham, a

desire and a willingness to make the best of a very difficult earthly

condition. In many respects they are not artistically appetizing, being

gross physically, heartily passionate, vain, and cocksure; but those

things after all are unimportant. They have, in spite of all their

defects, great emotional, intellectual, and physical capacities, and

these things _are_ important. I think it is unquestionable that in

the main they take life far too seriously. The belief in a hell, for

instance, took a tremendous grip on the Teutonic mind and the Lutheran

interpretation of Protestantism, as it finally worked out, was as

dreary as anything could be--almost as dreary as Presbyterianism in

Scotland. That is the sad German temperament. A great nationality,

business success, public distinction is probably tending to make over

or at least modify the Teutonic cast of thought which is gray; but in

parts of Germany, for instance at Mayence, you see the older spirit

almost in full force.

In the next place I was out of Italy and that land had taken such a

strange hold on me. What a far cry from Italy to Germany! I thought.

Gone; once and for all, the wonderful clarity of atmosphere that

pervades almost the whole of Italy from the Alps to Rome and I presume

Sicily. Gone the obvious _dolce far niente_, the lovely cities set on

hills, the castles, the fortresses, the strange stone bridges, the

hot, white roads winding like snowy ribbons in the distance. No olive

trees, no cypresses, no umbrella trees or ilexes, no white, yellow,

blue, brown and sea-green houses, no wooden plows, white oxen and

ambling, bare-footed friars. In its place (the Alps and Switzerland

between) this low rich land, its railroads threading it like steel

bands, its citizens standing up as though at command, its houses in

the smaller towns almost uniformly red, its architecture a twentieth

century modification of an older order of many-gabled roofs--the order

of Albrecht Dürer--with its fanciful decorations, conical roofs and

pinnacles and quaint windows and doors that suggest the bird-boxes of

our childhood. Germany appears in a way to have attempted to abandon

the medieval architectural ideal that still may be seen in Mayence,

Mayen, the heart of Frankfort, Nuremberg, Heidelberg and other places

and to adapt its mood to the modern theory of how buildings ought to

be constructed, but it has not quite done so. The German scroll-loving

mind of the Middle Ages is still the German scroll-loving mind of

to-day. Look and you will see it quaintly cropping out everywhere. Not

in those wonderful details of intricacy, Teutonic fussiness, naïve,

jester-like grotesqueness which makes the older sections of so many old

German cities so wonderful, but in a slight suggestion of them here

and there--a quirk of roof, an over-elaborateness of decoration, a

too protuberant frieze or grape-viney, Bacchus-mooded, sex-ornamented

panel, until you say to yourself quite wisely, “Ah, Teutons will be

Teutons still.” They are making a very different Germany from what the

old Germany was--modern Germany dating from 1871--but it is not an

entirely different Germany. Its citizens are still stocky, red-blooded,

physically excited and excitable, emotional, mercurial, morbid,

enthusiastic, women-loving and life-loving, and no doubt will be so,

praise God, until German soil loses its inherent essentials, and German

climate makes for some other variations not yet indicated in the race.

[Illustration: A German dance hall, Berlin]

But to return to Berlin. I saw it first jogging down Unter den Linden

from the Friedrichstrasse Bahnhof (station) to Cook’s Berlin agency,

seated comfortably in a closed cab behind as fat a horse and driver

as one would wish to see. And from there, still farther along Unter

den Linden and through the Wilhelmstrasse to Leipzigstrasse and the

Potsdamer Bahnhof I saw more of it. Oh, the rich guttural value of the

German “platzes” and “strasses” and “ufers” and “dams.” They make up

a considerable portion of your city atmosphere for you in Berlin. You

just have to get used to them--just as you have to accept the “fabriks”

and the “restaurations” and the “wein handlungs,” and all the other

“ichs,” “lings,” “bergs,” “brückes,” until you sigh for the French

and Italian “-rics” and the English-American “-rys.” However, among

the first things that impressed me were these: all Berlin streets,

seemingly, were wide with buildings rarely more than five stories

high. Everything, literally _everything_, was American new--and

newer--German new! And the cabbies were the largest, fattest, most

broad-backed, most thick-through and _Deutschiest_ looking creatures I

have ever beheld. Oh, the marvel of those glazed German cabby hats with

the little hard rubber decorations on the side. Nowhere else in Europe

is there anything like these cabbies. They do not stand; they sit,

heavily and spaciously--alone.

The faithful Baedeker has little to say for Berlin. Art? It is

almost all in the Kaiser-Friedrich-Museum, in the vicinity of the

Kupferdam. And as for public institutions, spots of great historic

interest--they are a dreary and negligible list. But, nevertheless and

notwithstanding, Berlin appealed to me instantly as one of the most

interesting and forceful of all the cities, and that solely because it

is new, crude, human, growing feverishly, unbelievably; and growing in

a distinct and individual way. They have achieved and are achieving

something totally distinct and worth while--a new place to go; and

after a while, I haven’t the slightest doubt, thousands and even

hundreds of thousands of travelers will go there. But for many and many

a day the sensitive and artistically inclined will not admire it.

My visit to Cook’s brought me a mass of delayed mail which cheered

me greatly. It was now raining pitchforks but my bovine driver, who

looked somehow like a segment of a wall, managed to bestow my trunk

and bags in such a fashion that they were kept dry, and off we went

for the hotel. I had a preconceived notion that Unter den Linden

was a magnificent avenue lined shadily with trees and crowded with

palaces. Nothing could have been more erroneous. The trees are few and

insignificant, the palaces entirely wanting. It is a very wide business

street, lined with hotels, shops, restaurants, newspaper offices and

filled with a parading throng in pleasant weather. At one end it

gives into an area known as the Lustgarten crowded with palaces, art

galleries, the Berlin Cathedral, the Imperial Opera House and what

not; at the other end (it is only about a mile long) into the famous

Berlin Thiergarten, formerly a part of the Imperial (Hohenzollern)

hunting-forest. On the whole, the avenue was a disappointment.

For suggestions of character, individuality, innate Teutonic charm or

the reverse--as these things strike one--growth, prosperity, promise,

and the like, Berlin cannot be equaled in Europe. Quite readily I can

see how it might irritate and repel the less aggressive denizens of

less hopeful and determined realms. The German, when he is oppressed

is terribly depressed; when he is in the saddle, nothing can equal his

bump of I-am-ity. It becomes so balloon-like and astounding that the

world may only gaze in astonishment or retreat in anger, dismay, or

uproarious amusement. The present-day Germans do take themselves so

seriously and from many points of view with good reason, too.

I don’t know where in Europe, outside of Paris, if even there, you will

see a better-kept city. It is so clean and spruce and fresh that it is

a joy to walk there--anywhere. Mile after mile of straight, imposing

streets greet your gaze. Berlin needs a great Pantheon, an avenue

such as Unter den Linden lined with official palaces (not shops), and

unquestionably a magnificent museum of art--I mean a better building.

Its present public and imperial structures are most uninspired. They

suggest the American-European architecture of 1860–1870. The public

monuments of Berlin, and particularly their sculptural adornments are

for the most part a crime against humanity.

I remember standing and looking one evening at that noble German

effort known as the memorial statue of William I, in the Lustgarten,

unquestionably the fiercest and most imposing of all the Berlin

military sculptures. This statue speaks loudly for all Berlin and for

all Germany and for just what the Teutonic disposition would like to

be--namely, terrible, colossal, astounding, world-scarifying, and the

like. It almost shouts “Ho! see what I am,” but the sad part of it is

that it does it badly, not with that reserve that somehow invariably

indicates tremendous power so much better than mere bluster does. What

the Germans seem not to have learned in their art at least is that

“easy does it.” Their art is anything but easy. It is almost invariably

showy, truculent, vainglorious. But to continue: The whole neighborhood

in which this statue occurs, and the other neighborhood at the other

end of Unter den Linden, where stands the Reichstag and the like,

all in the center of Berlin, as it were, is conceived, designed, and

executed (in my judgment) in the same mistaken spirit. Truly, when you

look about you at the cathedral (save the mark) or the Royal Palace in

the Lustgarten, or at the Winged Victory before the Reichstag or at the

Reichstag itself, and the statue of Bismarck in the Königs-Platz (the

two great imperial centers), you sigh for the artistic spirit of Italy.

But no words can do justice to the folly of spending three million

dollars to erect such a thing as this Berlin _Dom_ or cathedral. It is

so bad that it hurts. And I am told that the Kaiser himself sanctioned

some of the architectural designs. And it was only completed between

1894 and 1906. Shades of Brabante and Pisano!

But if I seem disgusted with this section of Berlin--its evidence

of Empire, as it were--there was much more that truly charmed me.

Wherever I wandered I could perceive through all the pulsing life

of this busy city the thoroughgoing German temperament--its moody

poverty, its phlegmatic middle-class prosperity, its aggressive

commercial, financial, and, above all, its official and imperial life.

Berlin is shot through with the constant suggestion of officialism

and imperialism. The German policeman with his shining brass helmet

and brass belt; the Berlin sentry in his long military gray overcoat,

his musket over his shoulder, his high cap shading his eyes, his

black-and-white striped sentry-box behind him, stationed apparently at

every really important corner and before every official palace; the

German military and imperial automobiles speeding their independent

ways, all traffic cleared away before them, the small flag of

officialdom or imperialism fluttering defiantly from the foot-rails

as they flash at express speed past you;--these things suggest an

individuality which no other European city that I saw quite equaled. It

represented what I would call determination, self-sufficiency, pride.

Berlin is new, green, vigorous, astounding--a city that for speed of

growth puts Chicago entirely into the shade; that for appearance,

cleanliness, order, for military precision and thoroughness has no

counterpart anywhere. It suggests to you all the time, something very

much greater to come which is the most interesting thing that can be

said about any city, anywhere.

One panegyric I should like to write on Berlin concerns not so much

its social organization as a city, though that is interesting enough,

but specifically its traffic and travel arrangements. To be sure it is

not yet such a city as either New York, London or Paris, but it has

over three million people, a crowded business heart and a heavy, daily,

to-and-fro-swinging tide of suburban traffic. There are a number of

railway stations in the great German capital, the Potsdamer Bahnhof,

the Friedrichstrasse Bahnhof, the Anhalter Bahnhof and so on, and

coming from each in the early hours of the morning, or pouring toward

them at evening are the same eager streams of people that one meets in

New York at similar hours.

The Germans are amazingly like the Americans. Sometimes I think that we

get the better portion of our progressive, constructive characteristics

from them. Only, the Germans, I am convinced, are so much more

thorough. They go us one better in economy, energy, endurance, and

thoroughness. The American already is beginning to want to play too

much. The Germans have not reached that stage.

The railway stations I found were excellent, with great switching-yards

and enormous sheds arched with glass and steel, where the trains

waited. In Berlin I admired the suburban train service as much as I

did that of London, if not more. That in Paris was atrocious. Here the

trains offered a choice of first, second, and third class, with the

vast majority using the second and third. I saw little difference in

the crowds occupying either class. The second-class compartments were

upholstered in a greyish-brown corduroy. The third-class seats were of

plain wood, varnished and scrupulously clean. I tried all three classes

and finally fixed on the third as good enough for me.

I wish all Americans who at present suffer the indignities of the

American street-railway and steam-railway suburban service could go to

Berlin and see what that city has to teach them in this respect. Berlin

is much larger than Chicago. It is certain soon to be a city of five or

six millions of people--very soon. The plans for handling this mass of

people comfortably and courteously are already in operation. The German

public service is obviously not left to supposedly kindly minded

business gentlemen--“Christian gentlemen,”--as Mr. Baer of the Reading

once chose to put it, “in partnership with God.” The populace may be

underlings to an imperial Kaiser, subject to conscription and eternal

inspection, but at least the money-making “Christian gentlemen” with

their hearts and souls centered on their private purses and working, as

Mr. Croker once said of himself, “for their own pockets all the time,”

are not allowed to “take it out of” the rank and file.

No doubt the German street-railways and steam-railways are making a

reasonable sum of money and are eager to make more. I haven’t the least

doubt but that heavy, self-opinionated, vainglorious German directors

of great wealth gather around mahogany tables in chambers devoted to

meetings of directors and listen to ways and means of cutting down

expenses and “improving” the service. Beyond the shadow of a doubt

there are hard, hired managers, eager to win the confidence and support

of their superiors and ready to feather their own nests at the expense

of the masses, who would gladly cut down the service, “pack ’em in,”

introduce the “cutting out” system of car service and see that the “car

ahead” idea was worked to the last maddening extreme; but in Germany,

for some strange, amazing reason, they don’t get a chance. What is the

matter with Germany, anyhow? I should like to know. Really I would.

Why isn’t the “Christian gentleman” theory of business introduced

there? The population of Germany, acre for acre and mile for mile, is

much larger than that of America. They have sixty-five million people

crowded into an area as big as Texas. Why don’t they “pack ’em in”? Why

don’t they introduce the American “sardine” subway service? You don’t

find it anywhere in Germany, for some strange reason. Why? They have

a subway service in Berlin. It serves vast masses of people, just as

the subway does in New York; its platforms are crowded with people. But

you can get a seat just the same. There is no vociferated “step lively”

there. Overcrowding isn’t a joke over there as it is here--something

to be endured with a feeble smile until you are spiritually comparable

to a door mat. There must be “Christian gentlemen” of wealth and

refinement in Germany and Berlin. Why don’t they “get on the job”? The

thought arouses strange uncertain feelings in me.

Take, for instance, the simple matter of starting and stopping

street-railway cars in the Berlin business heart. In so far as I could

see, that area, mornings and evenings, was as crowded as any similar

area in Paris, London, or New York. Street-cars have to be run through

it, started, stopped; passengers let on and off--a vast tide carried in

and out of the city. Now the way this matter is worked in New York is

quite ingenious. We operate what might be described as a daily guessing

contest intended to develop the wits, muscles, lungs, and tempers of

the people. The scheme, in so far as the street railway companies are

concerned, is (after running the roads as economically as possible)

to see how thoroughly the people can be fooled in their efforts to

discover when and where a car will stop. In Berlin, however, they

have, for some reason, an entirely different idea. There the idea is

not to fool the people at all but to get them in and out of the city

as quickly as possible. So, as in Paris, London, Rome, and elsewhere,

a plan of fixed stopping-places has been arranged. Signs actually

indicate where the cars stop and there--marvel of marvels--they

all stop even in the so-called rush hours. No traffic policeman,

apparently, can order them to go ahead without stopping. They must

stop. And so the people do not run for the cars, the motorman has no

joy in outwitting anybody. Perhaps that is why the Germans are neither

so agile, quick-witted, or subtle as the Americans.

And then, take in addition--if you will bear with me another

moment--this matter of the Berlin suburban service as illustrated by

the lines to Potsdam and elsewhere. It is true the officers, and even

the Emperor of Germany, living at Potsdam and serving the Imperial

German Government there may occasionally use this line, but thousands

upon thousands of intermediate and plebeian Germans use it also. You

can _always_ get a seat. Please notice this word _always_. There are

three classes and you can _always_ get a seat in any class--not the

first or second classes only, but the third class and particularly the

_third_ class. There are “rush” hours in Berlin just as there are in

New York, dear reader. People swarm into the Berlin railway stations

and at Berlin street-railway corners and crowd on cars just as they

do here. The lines fairly seethe with cars. On the tracks ranged in

the Potsdamer Bahnhof, for instance, during the rush hours, you will

see trains consisting of eleven, twelve, and thirteen cars, mostly

third-class accommodation, waiting to receive you. And when one is

gone, another and an equally large train is there on the adjoining

track and it is going to leave in another minute or two also. And when

that is gone there will be another, and so it goes.

There is not the slightest desire evident anywhere to “pack” anybody

in. There isn’t any evidence that anybody wants to make anything

(dividends, for instance) out of straps. There _are_ no straps. These

poor, unliberated, Kaiser-ruled people would really object to straps

and standing in the aisles, They would compel a decent service and

there would be no loud cries on the part of “Christian gentlemen”

operating large and profitable systems as to the “rights of property,”

the need of “conserving the constitution,” the privilege of appealing

to Federal judges, and the right of having every legal technicality

invoked to the letter;--or, if there were, they would get scant

attention. Germany just doesn’t see public service in that light. It

hasn’t fought, bled, and died, perhaps, for “liberty.” It hasn’t had

George Washington and Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson and Abraham

Lincoln. All it has had is Frederick the Great and Emperor William I

and Bismarck and Von Moltke. Strange, isn’t it? Queer, how Imperialism

apparently teaches people to be civil, while Democracy does the

reverse. We ought to get a little “Imperialism” into our government,

I should say. We ought to make American law and American government

supreme, but over it there ought to be a “supremer” people who really

know what their rights are, who respect liberties, decencies, and

courtesies for themselves and others, and who demand and see that

their government and their law and their servants, public and private,

are responsive and responsible to them, rather than to the “Christian

gentlemen” who want to “pack ’em in.” If you don’t believe it, go to

Berlin and then see if you come home again cheerfully believing that

this is still the land of the _free_ and the home of the _brave_.

Rather I think you will begin to feel that we are getting to be the

land of the _dub_ and the home of the _door-mat_. Nothing more and

nothing less.

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