The true characters of John Bull, Nic. Frog, and Hocus.[179]

For the better understanding the following history the reader ought to

know that Bull, in the main, was an honest, plain-dealing fellow,

choleric, bold, and of a very unconstant temper; he dreaded not old

Lewis either at back-sword, single falchion, or cudgel-play; but then

he was very apt to quarrel with his best friends, especially if they

pretended to govern him. If you flattered him you might lead him like a

child. John's temper depended very much upon the air; his spirits rose

and fell with the weather-glass. John was quick, and understood his

business very well, but no man alive was more careless in looking into

his accounts, or more cheated by partners, apprentices, and servants.

This was occasioned by his being a boon companion, loving his bottle

and his diversion; for, to say truth, no man kept a better house than

John, nor spent his money more generously. By plain and fair dealing

John had acquired some plums, and might have kept them had it not been

for his unhappy lawsuit.

Nic. Frog was a cunning, sly fellow, quite the reverse of John in many

particulars; covetous, frugal, minded domestic affairs, would pinch his

belly to save his pocket, never lost a farthing by careless servants or

bad debtors. He did not care much for any sort of diversion, except

tricks of high German artists and legerdemain. No man exceeded Nic. in

these; yet it must be owned that Nic. was a fair dealer, and in that

way acquired immense riches.

Hocus was an old cunning attorney, and though this was the first

considerable suit that ever he was engaged in, he showed himself

superior in address to most of his profession. He kept always good

clerks, he loved money, was smooth-tongued, gave good words, and seldom

lost his temper. He was not worse than an infidel, for he provided

plentifully for his family, but he loved himself better than them all.

The neighbours reported that he was henpecked, which was impossible, by

such a mild-spirited woman as his wife was.

[Footnote 171: late King of Spain.]

[Footnote 172: Cardinal Portocarero.]

[Footnote 173: The first letters of congratulation from King William

and the States of Holland upon King Philip's accession to the crown of

Spain.]

[Footnote 174: The English.]

[Footnote 175: The Dutch.]

[Footnote 176: The character and trade of the French nation.]

[Footnote 177: The King's disposition to war.]

[Footnote 178: The sentiments and addresses of the Parliament at that

time.]

[Footnote 179: Characters of the English and Dutch, and the General,

Duke of Marlborough.]

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