II

By the time the Armistice was signed, Mr. Lambe had become richer than

ever.

He entertained his friends even more often to dinner, and gave them

better wine, although it had always been so good before. He increased

Mrs. Lambe’s allowance for the housekeeping, and frequently gave her

presents of money to be spent upon herself or the little girls. He

would have given Aunt Tessie money too, but she had grown even queerer

in the course of the past year, and it was only too evident that what

had been called her “eccentricity” was now becoming something much more

serious. For the very first time, there was trouble with the maids.

They did not like waiting on Miss Lambe. It was no wonder, either, poor

Mrs. Lambe was forced to admit.

Aunt Tessie was untidy, even dirty, and as the housemaid once pertly

remarked, her bedroom only needed three gold balls over the door. She

kept things to eat upstairs, and scattered crumbs everywhere.

The parlour-maid, speaking for herself and for the housemaid, declared

that it was quite impossible to do the proper work of the house and to

clear up after Miss Lambe as well.

In another moment she would have given notice.... Mrs. Lambe could see

it coming.

Hastily she sent for Emma, the little between-maid, and informed her

that in future she would have the sole care of Miss Lambe’s bedroom and

her sitting-room, and would wait upon her, instead of the housemaid.

She at the same time raised Emma’s wages by two pounds a year, for she

always tried to be very just.

Emma was only seventeen, and a very childish little thing, and Mrs.

Lambe had not expected her to raise any objection to the new scheme;

but it was surprising, although satisfactory, to find that Emma seemed

to be actually pleased by it.

She said “Yes’m,” a good many times, and smiled at her mistress as

though joyfully accepting a form of promotion.

Mrs. Lambe was relieved, the parlour-maid and the housemaid did

not give notice, and even Aunt Tessie--very difficult to please

nowadays--appeared contented and satisfied.

But she was getting worse all the time.

It became more and more embarrassing when visitors came to Melrose.

The old lady always found out when anyone was expected, and the more

people were coming the noisier and more excited she became.

One dreadful Sunday there were guests for luncheon--two of Edgar’s

important clients, and little Ena’s godfather--a rich old bachelor

cousin--and two unmarried ladies, friends of Mrs. Lambe’s maiden days.

She was always very faithful to her friends.

Aunt Tessie actually pranced downstairs and met some of these people

in the hall as they arrived, and greeted them boisterously, and so

incoherently that really they might almost have been excused for

thinking that she had been taking too much to drink.

Mrs. Lambe, hastening downstairs from her own room, could hear it all,

although she could not see it, and it was thus that she afterwards

described it to Edgar.

“So glad--so glad to see you!” shouted Aunt Tessie. “This fine

house--always open, and my nephew is so generous and hospitable. They

take advantage, sometimes--there are bad people about, very bad people.

Sometimes they make attempts ... one’s life isn’t as safe as it looks,

I can assure you....”

She had thrown out such ridiculous and yet sinister hints once or twice

lately. But what _could_ the poor guests think of it all?

They were very polite, and soon saw that the best thing to do was

to ignore Aunt Tessie as far as possible, and pretend not to hear

when she talked, and not to see when she shuffled about the room,

upsetting ornaments here and there, and every now and then whisking

round suddenly to look behind her as though she expected someone or

something to be following her. Once she shouted very loud, “Get out, I

tell you! I can _smell_ the poison from here!...” But after the first

involuntary, startled silence, everyone began simultaneously to talk

again, and very soon after that, luncheon was announced.

Mrs. Lambe saw that her husband, talking to his principal guest and

smiling a great deal, kept on all the time turning an anxious eye

towards Aunt Tessie, and this emboldened her to do what she had never

done before.

She put her hand on the old lady’s arm, and detained her whilst the

others were all going into the dining-room.

“Dear auntie,” she said, speaking low and very gently, “I’m sure you’re

not well. You look so flushed and tired. All these people are really

too much for you. Do let Emma carry your lunch upstairs on a tray and

have it comfortably in your own room.”

But it was of no use.

Aunt Tessie, her looks and her manner stranger than ever, vociferated

an incoherent refusal, mixed up with something about Emma, to whom she

had taken a violent fancy.

“A good girl--the only one you can trust. She never _plots against

people_!” Aunt Tessie shouted, nodding her head with wild emphasis, and

rolling her eyeballs round in their sockets.

Mrs. Lambe could do nothing. She dared not let Aunt Tessie sit next to

any of the visitors, and of course she herself had to have one of the

important clients upon either side of her, but she made Ena and Evelyn,

who were lunching downstairs in honour of the godfather’s presence,

take their places one on each side of their extraordinary old relative.

Evelyn, who was very little, began to whine and protest, but Mrs. Lambe

pretended not to hear. She knew that Evelyn’s attention was always very

easily distracted. She felt much more afraid of Ena, and her heart sank

when, out of the corner of her eye, she saw Aunt Tessie officiously

trying to put Ena’s long curls away from her shoulders.

The little girl’s fair, pretty face turned black with scowls in an

instant, and she twitched herself away from the big, heavy, mottled

hand fumbling clumsily at her neck, and sat with her back as nearly as

possible turned to Aunt Tessie.

One couldn’t really blame the poor children for disliking her so

much, but it was very bad for them ... it made them naughty and

ill-mannered....

Poor Mrs. Lambe could only give half her attention to her guests, and

she saw that Edgar, too, underneath his geniality and his urgent and

repeated invitations that everyone should have more food and more wine,

was anxious and ill at ease.

Every now and then Aunt Tessie’s strident tones rose above all the

other sounds in the big, hot dining-room.

“Not any more--no. They put things into one’s food sometimes, and then

they think one doesn’t notice. But the one who waits on me--Emma, her

name is--she’s all right. You can trust her.”

Aunt Tessie’s words, no less than her emphasis on Emma’s

trustworthiness, would of course be noticed, and bitterly resented,

by the other two servants, waiting deftly and quietly at the table.

But neither of them moved a muscle, even when she went on to something

worse.

“Never put any confidence in upper servants,” declared Aunt Tessie,

leaning across the table and almost shouting. “They may be civil

enough, but they plot and plan behind people’s backs. There’s cases in

the newspapers very often ... it’s ... it’s murder, really, you know.

They call it accidental, but sometimes it’s poisoning. One can’t be too

auspicious--suspicious, I should say.”

She paused to laugh vacantly at her own slip of the tongue, and to let

her eyes rove all over the table as though in search of something.

Mr. Lambe clumsily wrenched at the conversation: “Talking about

newspaper reports, that was a curious case in Staffordshire....”

The visitors seconded him gamely, and Aunt Tessie’s voice was overborne

and heard again only in snatches.

Mrs. Lambe, however, was very much upset, and she ordered coffee to be

brought to the drawing-room so as to make a move as soon as possible.

Things were a little better in the drawing-room. Ena and Evelyn were

soon screaming and romping round Ena’s godfather, and one of Maude’s

humble friends, perhaps feeling that she owed her something in return

for the splendid luncheon and lavish hospitality, sat in the bow-window

with Aunt Tessie and kept her away from the rest of the room. This was

a great relief, although it led to an uncomfortable moment when the

party was breaking up, and Aunt Tessie, vehemently taking leave of her

kind companion, actually caught up a little gilt trifle from Maude’s

knick-knack shelf and tried to press it upon her acceptance.

Miss Mason was very tactful, pretending with rather an embarrassed look

to accept the impossible gift, and secretly slipping it on to a table

near the door as she went out.

Aunt Tessie did not see, but Maude did. She was nearly crying by the

time it was all over and everyone had gone away. The children had been

sent upstairs again, and Aunt Tessie’s heavy footsteps had taken her to

her own part of the house.

Curiously enough, she and Edgar hardly spoke to one another about the

disastrous subject, but Maude Lambe knew very well that he now, as well

as she, fully realised the discomfort and humiliation entailed upon the

whole household by his too-generous treatment of Aunt Tessie.

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