I
The Lambes were very rich.
This was all the nicer for Mrs. Lambe, because once upon a time, not
so very long ago, when she was still Maude Gunning, she had been poor.
From the time she was eighteen to the time she was thirty, she had
taught music at the girls’ school in Carlorossa Road. She had gone
to and from her work four days a week all through term time by tram.
Fortunately, the tram took her almost from door to door. She was a bad
walker, owing to corns.
During the school holidays Maude had always tried to find private
pupils, and as she and her father and mother were well known in the big
manufacturing town and its suburbs, and her successes at the L.R.C.M.
examinations were a subject of local pride, she had generally succeeded.
And it was odd to think, as Mrs. Lambe quite often did think, that most
of the large, comfortable, expensive houses to which she had gone--with
a very keen appreciation, on autumn and winter afternoons, of the big
fire blazing in the pupil’s schoolroom or dining-room, as the case
might be--to think that these houses, for the most part, were less
large, comfortable, and expensive than the one of which she was now the
mistress.
Edgar Lambe, when he first met Miss Maude Gunning at a tea-party, was
already a wealthy man, although not as rich as the demand for houses
that sprang up during the war afterwards made him.
At the party, Maude played the piano, and played it very well. Mr.
Lambe, who was naturally musical, asked to be introduced to her. He had
never married, although he was forty years old, and he had recently
made up his mind to look for a wife. Maude attracted him, although she
was neither pretty nor very young.
Three months after their first meeting they were married.
Mr. Lambe bought the largest corner house in Victoria Avenue.
It was, of course, wholly detached from its neighbours. There was a
carriage-sweep in the front, and a long, wide garden at the back, and a
high wall all round. There was a tennis-court, two greenhouses, and a
vegetable garden beyond the flower-garden.
The inside of Melrose was even more magnificent than the outside,
and far more interesting to Mrs. Lambe, who was not very fond of
being out-of-doors, having had a great deal too much of it in her
tram-journeying days. But she had many ideas as to comfort and elegance
indoors, and Edgar was generous with money, and had a standard of his
own--and one that secretly rather scared her--as to the way in which a
house should be “run.”
This standard of Edgar’s was principally applied to lighting, heating,
food and service. The house was fitted with electric light, of course,
and Edgar had had a separate boiler put in for the three bathrooms, so
that it was his favourite boast that if anyone wanted a bath in the
middle of the night, the water would still come out of the tap almost
boiling. There were radiators in all the rooms except the kitchen,
offices and servants’ bedrooms, and hot pipes in the linen-cupboard.
It took Mrs. Lambe a little while to assimilate Edgar’s views as to
meals. She quite understood that these must be served punctually, and
that the plates must be hot--really hot--and that there must always be
a relay of fresh toast towards the end of breakfast; and of course late
dinner every night except Sunday, when it was cold supper. But she did
find it a little bit difficult, just at first, to realise that Edgar
disapproved strongly of twice-cooked meat. At her own home there had
been a weekly joint, which was hot on Sunday, cold on Monday, hashed
on Tuesday, and cottage-pie’d on Wednesday--and sometimes, if it had
been a larger joint than usual, curried on Thursday and turned into
rissoles on Friday.
At Melrose, after one, or at the most two, appearances in the
dining-room, the beef disappeared into the kitchen and was finished
there, while a new joint, or a pair of fowls, took its place on the
upstairs _menu_.
The amount of “butcher’s meat” that came into the house amazed and
disconcerted its mistress, until she found that her servants took it as
a matter of course, and that her husband continually praised her to his
friends as a good manager, and that the monthly bills--which at first
had appalled her--by no means exceeded the sum which he had himself
suggested that he should allow her for the housekeeping.
By the time that Mrs. Lambe had a nursery, with two little girls in it,
and a nurse, and a nursery-maid to wait upon them, she took it quite as
a matter of course that there should be yet a third list of items to
consider in the ordering of meals--weekly chickens, and special dairy
produce, and a regular supply of white fish, for the nursery. This
question of food for the household was, of course, immensely important,
and she gave a great deal of conscientious thought to it, thankful
when the cook suggested a new variety of sweet for the dinner-parties
to which Edgar so much enjoyed inviting his business friends and their
families.
On these occasions he himself selected the wines with the utmost care,
and instructed the two parlour-maids minutely and repeatedly in the
proper formula to be employed with each course.
Mrs. Lambe was always relieved that this great responsibility did not
in any way rest upon her. A mistake, she felt, would be altogether
_too_ terrible.
The parlour-maid and the waitress who always came in for the evening
when the Lambes entertained, never made mistakes.
Mrs. Lambe was very “good” with servants, and never had any difficulty
in finding and keeping thoroughly satisfactory domestics. The little
girls’ nurse, who received far higher wages than any of them except the
cook, was the only one with whom there was sometimes a little trouble.
She occasionally hinted that Ena and Evelyn were rather spoiled, and
inclined to come up to the nursery disposed to be fretful and out of
sorts after too much notice in the drawing-room, and far too many
expensive chocolates from the pink and blue and gilt boxes that were
always being given to them.
Mr. Lambe was a lavish and indulgent father. He thought his
fair-haired, pretty little daughters wonderful, and took the greatest
delight in associating “Dad’s” return from the office with new toys or
“surprises” of sweetmeats.
Mrs. Lambe never had the heart to disappoint him by suggesting that his
munificence was making the little girls rather critical and capricious,
even at six and four years old. Edgar only roared with appreciative
laughter when they told him, seriously and rather crossly, that they
always wanted the chocolates to come from Blakiston’s--which was the
best, and by far the most expensive, confectioner’s in the city. They
did not care for any other kind.
Edgar repeated this story to a great many of his friends, who were
as much amused as he was himself at such an instance of early
discrimination.
Mrs. Lambe was amused herself, and could not help thinking that Ena and
Evelyn were smart and original children.
They were also very pretty; rather pallid, sharp-featured little
things, always beautifully dressed, exactly alike. Neither she nor
Edgar regretted in the very least that neither of them had been a boy.
Every night Maude Lambe, who had been brought up to be thoroughly
religious, knelt at the side of her enormous bed, with its opulent
pink satin duvet, and humbly thanked God for all that He had given
her--Edgar and the children, and Edgar’s wealth and kindness, and her
beautiful, comfortable home.
There was only one fly in the ointment--Aunt Tessie.
Edgar had told her all about Aunt Tessie before they were married. He
had explained that she would live with him always, in spite of the
undeniable fact that she was Not like Other People, and that he would
never allow her to be sent away to an institution, whatever the other
Lambe relations might say.
Aunt Tessie had been very good to him when he was a little boy,
and this Edgar never intended to forget. He had had a very unhappy
childhood, with a mother who drank and a stepfather who beat him. Aunt
Tessie, who had actually made a living for herself in those days out
of painting pictures, had done everything that she could do to induce
them to let little Edgar come and live with her, and when they would
not agree to that, she had still sent him presents and surreptitiously
given him pocket-money, and when he had been sent away to school, she
had come regularly and taken him out, and invited him to her flat
whenever she could. She was the only person who had ever shown him any
affection when he was a child, Edgar had once told his wife.
Maude had been very much touched, and thought it noble of dear Edgar
to remember so faithfully, in his great prosperity, the good old aunt
who had long ceased to be able to paint even bad pictures, and who had
become terribly, almost dangerously, eccentric about ten years earlier.
Edgar had then immediately taken her to live with him, declaring Aunt
Tessie once and for all to be his charge.
All this he had explained to his wife before they were married, and her
generous and even eager acquiescence had met him more than half-way.
Maude, indeed, had been ready to accept Aunt Tessie as her charge, too.
She had felt nothing but a tender compassion for the probably frail,
half-childish invalid, towards whose garrulousness she would never
fail of kindly semi-attention, and to whose bodily weakness every care
should be extended. But Aunt Tessie had turned out not to be that sort
of invalid at all.
To begin with, her physical health was robust and powerful. She was
only fifty-five, and her hair was not grey, but a strong, virulent
auburn.
Her complexion was sanguine, her large, harshly-lined face suffused
with colour and disfigured by swelling, purplish veins.
Her voice was very loud and hoarse, and she laughed with a sound like
a neigh. As for Aunt Tessie’s appetite, it was simply prodigious.
Even had expense been a serious consideration at Melrose, Mrs. Lambe
would never have grudged anyone a hearty meal--she had too often gone
semi-hungry herself for that--but really, Aunt Tessie, with her second
and third helping of beef, and her two glasses of claret, and her frank
eagerness for dessert chocolates, was not decent.
She always had her meals in the dining-room, and it was really on
that account that Ena and Evelyn had their midday dinner upstairs,
and only came downstairs when the starched and mob-capped maids were
handing round coffee. Their mother would have liked them to come to the
dining-room for luncheon, at least on Sundays, but they both hated Aunt
Tessie, and made faces and laughed at each other when she uttered any
of her loud, inconsequent remarks, or pushed her food into her mouth
with her fingers.
Maude, and even Edgar, had tried to persuade Aunt Tessie that it would
be more comfortable for her to have all her meals in the large upstairs
sitting-room that they had given her, but Aunt Tessie had been first
angry and then hurt. They wanted her out of the way, she said angrily,
they were ashamed of her, and did not like her to meet their friends.
Mrs. Lambe could not help thinking that it was rather ungrateful
of Aunt Tessie to say this, after all that had been done for her.
However, they would not vex and disappoint the poor old lady, and so
she continued to appear downstairs, even when there was a party, and to
embarrass and disconcert everybody by her ineptitudes and her uncouth
manners at the dinner-table.