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[Illustration: _First Slacker (to second ditto)._ "WELL, NO ONE CAN SAY
WE'RE NOT PATRIOTS. WE'RE NOT KEEPING ABLE-BODIED CADDIES FROM JOINING
THE ARMY."]
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A Dangerous Quest.
"Lost, at Bestwood, Saturday, Irish Terrier Dog, finder rewarded,
dead or alive."--_Provincial Paper._
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[Illustration: _Sergeant._ "'ERE, WHAT ARE YOU FALLING OUT FOR?"
_Excited Cockney._ "SEE THAT PIGEON? I'LL SWEAR 'E'S GOT A MESSAGE
ON 'IM!"]
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