ENVOI.

Friends, this haven is theirs by right;

They held it safe for you and your kin:

Hereby a little may ye requite--

Give them the key to enter in!

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A Test of Valour.

"Mr. Mellish, a regular reader of the _Daily Mail_ for years, was

awarded the V.C. last month for conspicuous bravery."--_Daily

Mail._

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"The lack of food is especially irritating to the people, because

Bulgaria is a great fool producing country."--_Daily Dispatch._

Yet their irritation seems quite intelligent and sane.

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How History is Written.

"The Prime Minister passed through Cardiff in a special train

this morning on his return from Ireland. The train stopped at the

station to change engines, but the right hon. gentleman was only

recognised by a few of those on the station."--_South Wales Echo._

"Mr. Asquith travelled _via_ Rosslare and Fishguard. It was

eight a.m. when he left the Pembrokeshire port and 10.25 when

the special train pulled up for a few moments at Cardiff. The

Prime Minister was then soundly asleep in a sleeping car."

_Evening Express (Cardiff)._

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[Illustration: INJURED INNOCENCE.

THE GERMAN OGRE. "HEAVEN KNOWS THAT I HAD TO DO THIS IN SELF-DEFENCE; IT

WAS FORCED UPON ME." (_Aside_) "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!"

[According to the Imperial Chancellor's latest utterance Germany is the

deeply-wronged victim of British militarism.]]

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