HINTS FOR BIKING BEGINNERS

1. Insure your life and limbs. The former will benefit your relations,

the latter yourself.

2. Learn on a hired machine. The best plan is to borrow a machine from a

friend. It saves hiring. Should the tyre become punctured, the brake be

broken, the bell cracked, the lamp missing, and the gear out of gear,

you will return it as soon as possible, advising your friend to provide

himself with a stronger one next time.

3. Practise on some soft and smooth ground. For example, on a lawn; the

one next door for choice. A muddy road, although sufficiently soft, is

not recommended--the drawbacks are obvious.

4. Choose a secluded place for practising. It may at first sight appear

somewhat selfish to deprive your neighbours of a gratuitous performance

which would be certain to amuse them. Nevertheless, be firm.

5. Get someone to hold you on. Engage a friend in an interesting

conversation while you mount your bicycle. Do you remember _Mr.

Winkle's_ dialogue with _Sam Weller_ when he attempted skating? You can

model your conversation on this idea. Friend will support you while you

ride and talk. Keep him at it. It will be excellent exercise for _him_,

physically and morally. Also economical for _you_; as, otherwise, you

would have to pay a runner.

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