"But I thought he didn't like motor-cars!"
"He doesn't. But I _do_!"
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_Q._ Why is the lady bikist of an amorous disposition?
_A._ Because she is a sigh-cling creature.
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Illustration: CROWDED OUT.--_Stage-struck Coster_ (_to his
dark-coloured donkey_). "Othello, Othello, _your_ occupation 'll soon be
gone!"
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