THE SORRY DRUNKARD

Once there lived an old man, and he was such a sorry drunkard as words

cannot describe. He used to go to the drinking-booth, drink green wine,

and crawl away home through the hops. And his road lay across a river.

When he came to the river, he did not dally to think; but slipped off

his boots, hung them on his head, and wandered at ease till he came into

the middle, stumbled and fell into the water, and was heard of no more.

But he had a son, Ugly Peter, Petrúsha. When Petrúsha saw that his

father had vanished utterly, he became melancholy, and wept, had a

Requiem Mass sung for his soul, and began to administer the property.

One day, on a Sunday, he went to church to pray to God. As he was going

on his way, in front of him there was a woman crawling along, going

slowly, slowly, stumbling on the reeds, and scolding hard: “What the

devil knocks you against me!”

Petrúsha heard her ugly language, and said: “Good-day, Auntie; where are

you going?”

“I am off to church, Gossip, to pray to God.”

“But is not it very sinful of you, going to church to pray to God, and

then invoking the Unholy Spirit? You stumbled, and then invoked the

devil!”

Well, he went on, and he heard Mass, and went on and on; and suddenly,

from somewhere or other, there stood in front of him a fine youth who

bowed down to him and said: “Thank you, Petrúsha, for your good word.”

“What are you? Why do you thank me?” Petrúsha asked.

“Oh, I am the Devil, and I am thanking you because when the old woman

was stumbling along and barking at me uselessly, you put in a good word

for me.” And he began to beseech him: “Do come, Petrúsha, and be my

guest, and I will give you a reward—gold and silver—all you wish.”

“All right!” said Petrúsha; “I will come.”

And the Devil gave him his directions, and instantly vanished, and

Petrúsha went back home.

Next day Petrúsha went to pay a visit to the Devil—went on and went on

for three whole days; and he got into a deep wood—into the dreary and

darksome forest where he could not see the sky. And in that forest there

stood a rich palace; and when he came to the palace, a fair maiden saw

him. She had been stolen from a village by the Unholy Spirit. She saw

him and asked: “Why have you come here, doughty youth? Here the devils

live, and they will tear you to tatters.”

Petrúsha told her how and why he had come to this palace.

“Well, look you to it,” the fair maiden said; “the devils are going to

give you gold and silver—do not take any of it. Only ask them to give

you the sorry horse on which the unholy spirits load their fuel and

water. This horse is your father. When he got drunk and fell into the

water, the devils instantly got hold of him, turned him into a horse,

and now he serves as the beast of burden to carry their wood and water

for them.”

Then that same youth came forward who had invited Petrúsha to pay him a

visit, and he began to entertain him with all sorts of sweetmeats and

drinks. Then the time came for Petrúsha’s departure home.

“As a parting gift,” the Devil said to him, “I will give you money, and

a splendid horse, and you shall ride home royally.”

“This is of no use to me,” Petrúsha answered. “But if you will give me

anything, give me that sorry jade—that battered jade which carries your

wood and water.”

“Whatever use is that sorry nag to you? Why, you will hardly get home on

it! Why, it tumbles down if you look at it!”

“I don’t mind about that; give it to me; it is the only thing I will

take.”

So the devils gave him the sorry jade. Petrúsha took it and led it out

to the entrance. As soon as he was at the outside, he met the fair

maiden, who asked: “Have you got the horse?”

“Yes, I have.”

“Then, fair youth, when you arrive at your village, take the cross off

from your neck and pass it round the horse three times, and then hang

the cross on its head.”

Petrúsha bowed down to her, and set on his way; and he arrived at his

village, and did all the maiden had commanded: took his copper cross

from his neck, passed it three times round the horse, and hung the cross

on its head. And all at once it was the horse no longer; but, instead,

became his own father.

The son looked at the father, shed hot tears, and took him into his own

_izbá_.[11] The old man lived for three days without speaking, and could

not unseal his tongue. After that, they lived on in all good luck and

happiness.

The old man altogether forsook being drunk; and to his last day not a

drop of wine passed his lips.

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