She said, kind of quiet, 'Oh, Andy.'

'Yes, darling,' he said.

And that was the first I knew that there was anything between them.

'Andy, I've something to tell you.'

'What is it?'

She kind of hesitated.

'Andy, dear, I shan't be able to help any more in the restaurant.'

He looked at her, sort of surprised.

'What do you mean?'

'I'm--I'm going on the stage.'

I put down my paper. What do you mean? Did I listen? Of course I

listened. What do you take me for?

From where I sat I could see young Andy's face, and I didn't need any

more to tell me there was going to be trouble. That jaw of his was

right out. I forgot to tell you that the old man had died, poor old

feller, maybe six months before, so that now Andy was the real boss

instead of just acting boss; and what's more, in the nature of things,

he was, in a manner of speaking, Katie's guardian, with power to tell

her what she could do and what she couldn't. And I felt that Katie

wasn't going to have any smooth passage with this stage business which

she was giving him. Andy didn't hold with the stage--not with any girl

he was fond of being on it anyway. And when Andy didn't like a thing he

said so.

He said so now.

'You aren't going to do anything of the sort.'

'Don't be horrid about it, Andy dear. I've got a big chance. Why should

you be horrid about it?'

'I'm not going to argue about it. You don't go.'

'But it's such a big chance. And I've been working for it for years.'

'How do you mean working for it?'

And then it came out about this dancing-school she'd been attending

regular.

When she'd finished telling him about it, he just shoved out his jaw

another inch.

'You aren't going on the stage.'

'But it's such a chance. I saw Mr Mandelbaum yesterday, and he saw me

dance, and he was very pleased, and said he would give me a solo dance

to do in this new piece he's putting on.'

'You aren't going on the stage.'

What I always say is, you can't beat tact. If you're smooth and tactful

you can get folks to do anything you want; but if you just shove your

jaw out at them, and order them about, why, then they get their backs

up and sauce you. I knew Katie well enough to know that she would do

anything for Andy, if he asked her properly; but she wasn't going to

stand this sort of thing. But you couldn't drive that into the head of

a feller like young Andy with a steam-hammer.

She flared up, quick, as if she couldn't hold herself in no longer.

'I certainly am,' she said.

'You know what it means?'

'What does it mean?'

'The end of--everything.'

She kind of blinked as if he'd hit her, then she chucks her chin up.

'Very well,' she says. 'Good-bye.'

'Good-bye,' says Andy, the pig-headed young mule; and she walks out one

way and he walks out another.

* * * * *

I don't follow the drama much as a general rule, but seeing that it was

now, so to speak, in the family, I did keep an eye open for the

newspaper notices of 'The Rose Girl', which was the name of the piece

which Mr Mandelbaum was letting Katie do a solo dance in; and while

some of them cussed the play considerable, they all gave Katie a nice

word. One feller said that she was like cold water on the morning

after, which is high praise coming from a newspaper man.

There wasn't a doubt about it. She was a success. You see, she was

something new, and London always sits up and takes notice when you give

it that.

There were pictures of her in the papers, and one evening paper had a

piece about 'How I Preserve My Youth' signed by her. I cut it out and

showed it to Andy.

He gave it a look. Then he gave me a look, and I didn't like his eye.

'Well?' he says.

'Pardon,' I says.

'What about it?' he says.

'I don't know,' I says.

'Get back to your work,' he says.

So I got back.

It was that same night that the queer thing happened.

We didn't do much in the supper line at MacFarland's as a rule in them

days, but we kept open, of course, in case Soho should take it into its

head to treat itself to a welsh rabbit before going to bed; so all

hands was on deck, ready for the call if it should come, at half past

eleven that night; but we weren't what you might term sanguine.

Well, just on the half-hour, up drives a taxicab, and in comes a party

of four. There was a nut, another nut, a girl, and another girl. And

the second girl was Katie.

'Hallo, Uncle Bill!' she says.

'Good evening, madam,' I says dignified, being on duty.

'Oh, stop it, Uncle Bill,' she says. 'Say "Hallo!" to a pal, and smile

prettily, or I'll tell them about the time you went to the White City.'

Well, there's some bygones that are best left bygones, and the night at

the White City what she was alluding to was one of them. I still

maintain, as I always shall maintain, that the constable had no right

to--but, there, it's a story that wouldn't interest you. And, anyway,

I was glad to see Katie again, so I give her a smile.

'Not so much of it,' I says. 'Not so much of it. I'm glad to see you,

Katie.'

'Three cheers! Jimmy, I want to introduce you to my friend, Uncle Bill.

Ted, this is Uncle Bill. Violet, this is Uncle Bill.'

It wasn't my place to fetch her one on the side of the head, but I'd of

liked to have; for she was acting like she'd never used to act when I

knew her--all tough and bold. Then it come to me that she was nervous.

And natural, too, seeing young Andy might pop out any moment.

And sure enough out he popped from the back room at that very instant.

Katie looked at him, and he looked at Katie, and I seen his face get

kind of hard; but he didn't say a word. And presently he went out

again.

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