A ROMANCE OF HAPPY REST.

HAPPY REST is a village whose name has never appeared in gazetteer or

census report. This remark should not cause any depreciation of the

faithfulness of public and private statisticians, for Happy Rest

belonged to a class of settlements which sprang up about as suddenly as

did Jonah’s Gourd, and, after a short existence, disappeared so quickly

that the last inhabitant generally found himself alone before he knew

that anything unusual was going on.

When the soil of Happy Rest supported nothing more artificial than a

broken wagon wheel, left behind by some emigrants going overland to

California, a deserter from a fort near by discovered that the soil was

auriferous.

His statement to that effect, made in a barroom in the first town he

reached thereafter, led to his being invited to drink, which operation

resulted in certain supplementary statements and drinks.

Within three hours every man within five miles of that barroom knew that

the most paying dirt on the continent had been discovered not far away,

and three hours later a large body of gold-hunters, guided by the

deserter, were _en route_ for the auriferous locality; while a

storekeeper and a liquor-dealer, with their respective stocks-in-trade,

followed closely after.

The ground was found; it proved to be tolerably rich; tents went up,

underground residences were burrowed, and the grateful miners ordered

the barkeeper to give unlimited credit to the locality’s discoverer. The

barkeeper obeyed the order, and the ex-warrior speedily met his death in

a short but glorious contest with John Barleycorn.

There was no available lumber from which to construct a coffin, and the

storekeeper had no large boxes; but as the liquor-seller had already

emptied two barrels, these were taken, neatly joined in the centre, and

made to contain the remains of the founder of the hamlet. The method of

his death and origin of his coffin led a spirituous miner to suggest

that he rested happily, and from this remark the name of the town was

elaborated.

Of course, no ladies accompanied the expedition. Men who went West for

gold did not take their families with them, as a rule, and the settlers

of new mining towns were all of the masculine gender.

When a town had attained to the dignity of a hotel, members of the

gentler sex occasionally appeared, but—with the exception of an

occasional washerwoman—their influence was decidedly the reverse of that

usually attributed to woman’s society.

For the privileges of their society, men fought with pistols and knives,

and bought of them disgrace and sorrow for gold. But at first Happy Rest

was unblessed and uncursed by the presence of any one who did not wear

pantaloons.

On the fifth day of its existence, however, when the arrival of an

express agent indicated that Capital had formally acknowledged the

existence of Happy Rest, there was an unusual commotion in the

never-quiet village.

An important rumor had spread among the tents and gopher-holes, and, one

after another, the citizens visited the saloon, took the barkeeper

mysteriously aside, and, with faces denoting the greatest concern,

whispered earnestly to him. The barkeeper felt his importance as the

sole custodian of all the village news, but he replied with affability

to all questions:

“Well, yes; there _hed_ a lady come; come by the same stage as the

express agent. What kind?—Well, he really couldn’t say—some might think

one way, an’ some another. _He_ thought she was a real lady, though she

wouldn’t ’low anything to be sent her from the bar, and she hedn’t

brought no baggage. Thought so—_knowed_ she was a lady—in fact, would

bet drinks for the crowd on it. ’Cos why?—’Cos nobody heerd her cuss or

seed her laugh. H’d bet three to two she was a lady—_might_ bet two to

one, ef he got his dander up on the subject. Then, on t’other hand,

she’d axed for Major Axel, and the major, ez everybody know’d, was—well,

he wasn’t ’xactly a saint. Besides, as the major hedn’t come to Happy

Rest, nohow, it looked ez if he was dodgin’ her for somethin’. Where was

she stopping?—up to Old Psalmsinger’s. Old Psalm hed turned himself out

of house an’ home, and bought her a new tea-kettle to boot. If anybody

know’d anybody that wanted to take three to two, send him along.”

A few men called to bet, and bets were exchanged all over the camp, but

most of the excitement centred about the storekeeper’s.

Argonauts, pioneers, heroes, or whatever else the early gold-seekers

were, they were likewise mortal men, so they competed vigorously for the

few blacking-brushes, boxes of blacking, looking-glasses, pocket-combs

and neckties which the store contained. They bought toilet-soap, and

borrowed razors; and when they had improved their personal appearance to

the fullest possible extent, they stood aimlessly about, like unemployed

workmen in the market-place. Each one, however, took up a position which

should rake the only entrance to old Psalmsinger’s tent.

Suddenly, two or three scores of men struck various attitudes, as if to

be photographed, and exclaimed in unison:

“There she is!”

From the tent of old Psalmsinger there had emerged the only member of

the gentler sex who had reached Happy Rest.

For only a moment she stood still and looked about her, as if uncertain

which way to go; but before she had taken a step, old Psalmsinger raised

his voice, and said:

“I thort it last night, when I only seed her in the moonlight, but I

_know_ it now—she’s a lady, an’ no mistake. Ef I was a bettin’ man, I’d

bet all my dust on it, an’ my farm to hum besides!”

A number of men immediately announced that they would bet, in the

speaker’s place, to any amount, and in almost any odds. For, though old

Psalm, by reason of non-participation in any of the drinks, fights, or

games with which the camp refreshed itself, was considered a mere

nonentity, it was generally admitted that men of his style could tell a

lady or a preacher at sight.

The gentle unknown finally started toward the largest group of men,

seeing which, several smaller groups massed themselves on the larger

with alacrity.

As she neared them, the men could see that she was plainly dressed, but

that every article of attire was not only neat but tasteful, and that

she had enough grace of form and carriage to display everything to

advantage. A few steps nearer, and she displayed a set of sad but

refined features, marred only by an irresolute, purposeless mouth.

Then an ex-reporter from New York turned suddenly to a graceless young

scamp who had once been a regular ornament to Broadway, and exclaimed:

“Louise Mattray, isn’t it?”

“’Tis, by thunder!” replied the young man. “I knew I’d seen her

somewhere. Wonder what she’s doing here?”

The reporter shrugged his shoulders.

“Some wild-goose speculation, I suppose. Smart and gritty—if _I_ had her

stick I shouldn’t be here—but she always slips up—can’t keep all her

wires well in hand. Was an advertising agent when I left the East—picked

up a good many ads, too, and made folks treat her respectfully, when

they’d have kicked a man out of doors if he’d come on the same errand.”

“Say she’s been asking for Axel,” remarked the young man.

“That so!” queried the reporter, wrinkling his brow, and hurrying

through his mental notebook. “Oh, yes—there was some talk about them at

one time. Some said they were married—_she_ said so, but she never took

his name. She had a handsome son, that looked like her and the major,

but she didn’t know how to manage him—went to the dogs, or worse, before

he was eighteen.”

“Axell here?” asked the young man.

“No,” replied the reporter; “and ’twouldn’t do her any good if he was.

The major’s stylish and good-looking, and plays a brilliant game, but he

hasn’t any more heart than is absolutely necessary to his circulation.

Besides, his——”

The reporter was interrupted by a heavy hand falling on his shoulder,

and found, on turning, that the hand belonged to “The General.”

The general was not a military man, but his title had been conferred in

recognition of the fact that he was a born leader. Wherever he went the

general assumed the reins of government, and his administration had

always been popular as well as judicious.

But at this particular moment the general seemed to feel unequal to what

was evidently his duty, and he, like a skillful general, sought a

properly qualified assistant, and the reporter seemed to him to be just

the man he wanted.

“Spidertracks,” said the general, with an air in which authority and

supplication were equally prominent, “you’ve told an awful sight of lies

in your time. Don’t deny it, now—nobody that ever reads the papers will

b’leeve you. Now’s yer chance to put yer gift of gab to a respectable

use. The lady’s bothered, and wants to say somethin’ or ask somethin’,

and she’ll understand your lingo better’n mine. Fire away now, lively!”

The ex-shorthand-writer seemed complimented by the general’s address,

and stepping forward and raising the remains of what had once been a

hat, said:

“Can I serve you in any way, madame?”

The lady glanced at him quickly and searchingly, and then, seeming

assured of the reporter’s honesty, replied:

“I am looking for an old acquaintance of mine—one Major Axell.”

“He is not in camp, ma’am,” said Spidertracks. “He was at Rum Valley a

few days ago, when our party was organized to come here.”

“I was there yesterday,” said the lady, looking greatly disappointed,

“and was told he started for here a day or two before.”

“Some mistake, ma’am, I assure you,” replied Spidertracks. “I should

have known of his arrival if he had come. I’m an old newspaper man,

ma’am, and can’t get out of the habit of getting the news.”

The lady turned away, but seemed irresolute. The reporter followed her.

“If you will return to Rum Valley, ma’am, I’ll find the major for you,

if he is hereabouts,” said he. “You will be more comfortable there, and

I will be more likely than you to find him.”

The lady hesitated for a moment longer; then she drew from her pocket a

diary, wrote a line or two on one of its leaves, tore it out and handed

it to the reporter.

“I will accept your offer, and be very grateful for it, for I do not

bear this mountain traveling very well. If you find him, give him this

scrawl and tell him where I am—that will be sufficient.”

“Trust me to find him, ma’am,” replied Spidertracks. “And as the stage

is just starting, and there won’t be another for a week, allow me to see

you into it. Any baggage?”

“Only a small hand-bag in the tent,” said she.

They hurried off together, Spidertracks found the bag, and five minutes

later was bowing and waving his old hat to the cloud of dust which the

departing stage left behind it. But when even the dust itself had

disappeared, he drew from his pocket the paper the fair passenger had

given him.

“’Tain’t sealed,” said he, reasoning with himself, “so there can’t be

any secrets in it. Let’s see—hello! ‘Ernest is somewhere in this

country; I wish to see you about _him_—and about nothing else.’

Whew-w-w! What splendid material for a column, if there was only a live

paper in this infernal country! Looking for that young scamp, eh? There

_is_ something to her, and I’ll help her if I can. Wonder if I’d

recognize him if I saw him again? I _ought_ to, if he looks as much like

his parents as he used to do. ’Twould do my soul good to make the poor

woman smile once; but it’s an outrageous shame there’s no good daily

paper here to work the whole thing up in. With the chase, and fighting,

and murder that _may_ come of it, ’twould make the leading sensation for

a week!”

The agonized reporter clasped his hands behind him and walked slowly

back to where he had left the crowd. Most of the citizens had, on seeing

the lady depart, taken a drink as a partial antidote to dejection, and

strolled away to their respective claims, regardless of the occasional

mud which threatened the polish on their boots; but two or three

gentlemen of irascible tempers and judicial minds lingered, to decide

whether Spidertracks had not, by the act of seeing the lady to the

stage, made himself an accessory to her departure, and consequently a

fit subject for challenge by every disappointed man in camp.

The reporter was in the midst of a very able and voluble defense, when

the attention of his hearers seemed distracted by something on the trail

by which the original settlers had entered the village.

Spidertracks himself looked, shaded his eyes, indulged in certain

disconnected fragments of profanity, and finally exclaimed:

“Axell himself, by the white coat of Horace Greeley! Wonder who he’s got

with him! They seem to be having a difficulty about something!”

The gentlemen who had arraigned Spidertracks allowed him to be acquitted

by default. Far better to them was a fight near by than the most

interesting lady afar off.

They stuck their hands into their pockets, and stared intently. Finally

one of them, in a tone of disgusted resignation, remarked:

“Axell ought to be ashamed of hisself; he’s draggin’ along a little

feller not half the size _he_ is. Blamed if he ain’t got his match,

though; the little feller’s jest doin’ some gellorious chawin’ an’

diggin’.”

The excitement finally overcame the inertia of the party, and each man

started deliberately to meet the major and his captive. Spidertracks,

faithful to his profession, kept well in advance of the others. Suddenly

he exclaimed to himself:

“Good Lord! don’t they know each other? The major didn’t wear that beard

when in New York; but the boy—he’s just the same scamp, in spite of his

dirt and rags. If _she_ were to see them now—but, pshaw! ’twould all

fall flat—no live paper to take hold of the matter and work it up.”

“There, curse your treacherous heart!” roared the major, as he gave his

prisoner a push which threw him into the reporter’s arms. “Now we’re in

a civilized community, and you’ll have a chance of learning the opinions

of gentlemen on such irregularities. Tried to kill me, gentlemen, upon

my honor!—did it after I had shared my eatables and pocket-pistol with

him, too. Did it to get my dust. Got me at a disadvantage for a moment,

and made a formal demand for the dust, and backed his request with a

pistol—my own pistol, gentlemen! I’ve only just reached here; I don’t

yet know who’s here, but I imagine there’s public spirit enough to

discourage treachery. Will some one see to him while I take something?”

Spidertracks drew his revolver, mildly touched the young man on the

shoulder, and remarked:

“Come on.”

The ex-knight of the pencil bowed his prisoner into an abandoned

gopher-hole (_i. e._, an artificial cave,) cocked his revolver, and then

stretched himself on the ground and devoted himself to staring at the

unfortunate youth. To a student of human nature Ernest Mattray was

curious, fascinating, and repulsive. Short, slight, handsome, delicate,

nervous, unscrupulous, selfish, effeminate, dishonest, and cruel, he was

an excellent specimen of what city life could make of a boy with no

father and an irresolute mother.

The reporter, who had many a time studied faces in the Tombs, felt

almost as if at his old vocation again as he gazed into the restless

eyes and sullen features of the prisoner.

Meanwhile Happy Rest was becoming excited. There had been some little

fighting done since the settlement of the place, but as there had been

no previous attempt at highway robbery and murder made in the vicinity,

the prisoner was an object of considerable interest.

In fact, the major told so spirited a story, that most of the

inhabitants strolled up, one after another, to look at the innovator,

while that individual himself, with the modesty which seems inseparable

from true greatness, retired to the most secluded of the three

apartments into which the cave was divided, and declined all the

attentions which were thrust upon him.

The afternoon had faded almost into evening, when a decrepit figure, in

a black dress and bonnet, approached the cave, and gave Spidertracks a

new element for the thrilling report he had composed and mentally

rearranged during his few hours of duty as jailer.

“Beats the dickens,” muttered the reporter to himself, “how these

Sisters of Charity always know when a tough case has been caught.

Natural enough in New York. But where did _she_ come from? Who told her?

Cross, beads, and all. Hello! Oh, Louise Mattray, you’re a deep one; but

it’s a pity your black robe isn’t quite long enough to hide the very

tasty dress you wore this morning? Queer dodge, too—wonder what it

means? Wonder if she’s caught sight of the major, and don’t want to be

recognized?”

The figure approached.

“May I see the prisoner?” she asked.

“No one has a better right, Mrs. Mattray,” said the guardian of the

cave, with a triumphant smile, while the poor woman started and

trembled. “Don’t be frightened—no one is going to hurt you. Heard all

about it, I suppose?—know who just missed being the victim?”

“Yes,” said the unhappy woman, entering the cave.

When she emerged it was growing quite dark. She passed the reporter with

head and vail down, and whispered:

“Thank you.”

“Don’t mention it,” said the reporter, quickly. “Going to stay until you

see how things go with him?”

She shook her head and passed on.

The sky grew darker. The reporter almost wished it might grow so dark

that the prisoner could escape unperceived, or so quickly that a random

shot could not find him. There were strange noises in camp.

The storekeeper, who never traveled except by daylight, was apparently

harnessing his mules to the wagon—he was moving the wagon itself to the

extreme left of the camp, where there was nothing to haul but wood, and

even that was still standing in the shape of fine old trees.

There seemed to be an unusual clearness in the air, for Spidertracks

distinctly heard the buzz of some earnest conversation. There seemed

strange shadows floating in the air—a strange sense of something moving

toward him—something almost shapeless, yet tangible—something that

approached him—that gave him a sense of insecurity and then of alarm.

Suddenly the indefinable something uttered a yell, and resolved itself

into a party of miners, led by the gallant and aggrieved major himself,

who shouted:

“Lynch the scoundrel, boys—that’s the only thing to do!”

The excited reporter sprang to his feet in an agony of genuine humanity

and suppressed itemizing, and screamed:

“Major, wait a minute—you’ll be sorry if you don’t!”

But the gallant major had been at the bar for two or three hours,

preparing himself for this valorous deed, and the courage he had there

imbibed knew not how to brook delay—not until the crowd had reached the

mouth of the cave and found it dark, and had heard one unduly prudent

miner suggest that it might be well to have a light, so as to dodge

being sliced in the dark.

“Bring a light quick, then,” shouted the major. “_I’ll_ drag him out

when it comes; he knows _my_ grip, curse him!”

A bunch of dried grass was hastily lighted and thrown into the cave, and

the major rapidly followed it, while as many miners as could crowd in

after him hastened to do so. They found the major, with white face and

trembling limbs, standing in front of the lady for whose sake they had

done so much elaborate dressing in the morning, and who they had

afterwards wrathfully seen departing in the stage.

The major rallied, turned around, and said:

“There’s some mistake here, gentlemen. Won’t you have the kindness to

leave us alone?”

Slowly—very slowly—the crowd withdrew. It seemed to them that, in the

nature of things, the lady ought to have it out with the major with

pistols or knives for disturbing her, and that they, who were in all the

sadness of disappointment at failure of a well-planned independent

execution, ought to see the end of the whole affair. But a beseeching

look from the lady herself finally cleared the cave, and the major

exclaimed:

“Louise, what does this mean?”

“It means,” said the lady, with most perfect composure, “that, thanks to

a worthless father and a bad bringing-up by an incapable mother, Ernest

has found his way into this country. I came to find him, and I found him

in this hole, to which his affectionate father brought him to-day. It is

about as well, I imagine, that I helped him to escape, seeing to what

further kind attentions you had reserved him.”

“Please don’t be so icy, Louise,” begged the major. “He attempted to rob

and kill me, the young rascal; besides, I had not the faintest idea of

who he was.”

“Perhaps,” said the lady, still very calm, “you will tell me from whom

he inherited the virtues which prompted his peculiar actions towards

you? His _mother_ has always earned her livelihood honorably.”

“Louise,” said the major, with a humility which would have astonished

his acquaintance, “won’t you have the kindness to reserve your sarcasm

until I am better able to bear it? You probably think I have no heart—I

acknowledge I have thought as much myself—but _something_ is making me

feel very weak and tender just now.”

The lady looked critically at him for a moment, and then burst into

tears.

“Oh, God!” she sobbed, “what else is there in store for this poor,

miserable, injured life of mine?”

“Restitution,” whispered the major softly—“if you will let me make it,

or try to make it.”

The weeping woman looked up inquiringly, and said only the words:

“And she?”

“My first wife?” answered the major. “Dead—_really_ dead, Louise, as I

hope to be saved. She died several years ago, and I longed to do you

justice then, but the memory of our parting was too much for my cowardly

soul. If you will take me as I am, Louise, I will, as long as I live,

remember the past, and try to atone for it.”

She put her hand in his, and they left the gopher-hole together. As they

disappeared in the outer darkness, there emerged from one of the

compartments of the cave an individual whose features were

indistinguishable in the darkness, but who was heard to emphatically

exclaim:

“If I had the dust, I’d start a live daily here, just to tell the whole

story; though the way he got out didn’t do _me_ any particular credit.”

* * * * *

For days the residents of Happy Rest used all available mental

stimulants to aid them in solving the mystery of the major and the

wonderful lady; but, as the mental stimulants aforesaid were all

spirituous, the results were more deplorable than satisfactory. But

when, a few days later, the couple took the stage for Rum Valley, the

enterprising Spidertracks took an outside passage, and at the end of the

route had his persistency rewarded by seeing, in the Bangup House, a

Sister of Charity tenderly embrace the major’s fair charge, start at the

sight of the major, and then, after some whispering by the happy mother,

sullenly extend a hand, which the major grasped heartily, and over which

there dropped something which, though a drop of water, was not a

rain-drop. Then did Spidertracks return to the home of his adoption, and

lavish the stores of his memory; and for days his name was famous, and

his liquor was paid for by admiring auditors.

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